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• Mr Spot Jun 23, 2010

  I cant sleep without a fan on and my cuddle pillow. My wife gets jealous of my pillow
• Skee Jun 23, 2010

  Primo Loco wrote:

  I cleaned the sliding glass door goin to my backyard once when The family was over for a party. After cleanin it I went to put the stuff away. Comin back I though the door was open because I can hear everyone clearly and my cousin just came from
  over there. I ended up walkin straight into it so hard it cracked. I had the biggest bump. Turns out my cousin closed the door and all the windows in that room were opened and everyone was actually louder than what I heard. Yea know what else. I got in trouble for "messing around too much"
  

  I've done that before except I didn't crack it lol
• Skee Jun 23, 2010

  O-Dogg wrote:

  I'm not ashamed to admit.. The day be4 my x's graduation i gave her a black eye.. She had to walk infront of everyone with a blackeye her mother also noticed it and was tuning her thumb over her throat from across the room..

  I didn't just beat her.. We were making "love" n she told me to choke her that wasn't enuff she wanted me to smack her, I did it lightly yet she calld me a bitch so I did hit harder n harder n she said more finally she said stop it hurts.. Next thing she has a hand print n a black eye..
  

  that's some real freaky shit lol
• Skee Jun 23, 2010

  O-Dogg wrote:

  jimjim163 wrote:

  I'm not ashamed to admit that I

  Masturbate 3 times a day
  

  that's it?

  Lmfao
• yomama1064 Jun 23, 2010

  Skee wrote:

  O-Dogg wrote:

  jimjim163 wrote:

  I'm not ashamed to admit that I

  Masturbate 30 times a day
  

  that's it?

  Lmfao

  Dauuuummmnn
• Prez Jun 23, 2010

  BellaItaliana wrote:

  I have a slight OCD issue. In public restrooms, I always go in the 2nd stall.
  

  you should see the guys bathroom, were always one urinal apart, ther was no memo no team meeting, we all just decided as a group
• BellaItaliana Jun 23, 2010

  In restaurants, I have to sit with my back facing the nearest wall and my front facing toward the exit.
• Rumply's gf Jun 23, 2010

  Skeptical-Hippo wrote:

  Rumply's gf wrote:

  I just had really good sex.
  

  with who?

  Who else would it be?? 😏
• O-Dogg Jun 23, 2010

  BellaItaliana wrote:

  In restaurants, I have to sit with my back facing the nearest wall and my front facing toward the exit.
  

  that's pretty normal I hate having my back to the door
• KvnK Jun 24, 2010

  All of my freinds get together to celebrate MLK day every year with all the fixins, fried chicken, collored greens, corn bread, watermelon, 40s of Old E, BBQ ribs, grape soda, tahitian treat.. Oh, and every one of us is white.
• 👊4REAL👊 Jun 24, 2010

  yomama1064 wrote:

  Skee wrote:

  O-Dogg wrote:

  jimjim163 wrote:

  I'm not ashamed to admit that I

  Masturbate 30 times a day
  

  that's it?

  Lmfao

  Dauuuummmnn

  Lmho
• Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Jun 24, 2010

  Skeptical-Hippo wrote:

  BellaItaliana wrote:

  I have a slight OCD issue. In public restrooms, I always go in the 2nd stall.
  

  you should see the guys bathroom, were always one urinal apart, ther was no memo no team meeting, we all just decided as a group

  urinal choice is a science that is hardwired into the male brain
• BellaItaliana Jun 24, 2010

  KvnK wrote:

  All of my freinds get together to celebrate MLK day every year with all the fixins, fried chicken, collored greens, corn bread, watermelon, 40s of Old E, BBQ ribs, grape soda, tahitian treat.. Oh, and every one of us is white.
  

  Of course you are. Only white folks would use all of those stereotypes. Despite the blatant racism, sounds fun. Invite me next year.

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