an average canadian day
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It started off as a normal day, waking up to a nice cup of Tim Hortons coffee in my igloo. It was fairly warm for july, hovering around -10 degrees Celsius. I was pretty excited. We were halfway through our all year long outdoor hockey season and I had a big game today. I quickly donned my toque and my plaid jacket and kissed da wife good bye. She had cooked me a fine meal of bacon eggs and fruit all covered in maple syrup. I grabbed my hockey stick and hopped onto my moose after tying the snowblower onto the back of ‘er. We set of on our journey. When we were about halfway to the game, I came across my friend, riding a polar bear. I said ‘What are ya up to there by’ eh? He said ‘ Nothing much eh, just on my way back to the house eh, how aboot yerself buddy?’ I told him aboot me hockey game and he said he’d drop up with some more beer after. Then we talked French for a little while. Because everyone here speaks French.
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. So, I kept going and aboot three quarters of the way there I ran into an American. He was driving a car. N’er say anyone so lost in me life eh. Driving a car here eh! I offered ‘im a beer, but its Canadian beer so it was aboot 300000 times to strong for ‘im. Thats when i noticed that the foo, was wearing shorts! ‘what in the igloo is wrong with you!?’ i asked. Den he said ‘Its the middle of july sir’ I said ‘eh b’y it aint florida here b’y’. He ad no clue what I said so he just drove off. I think he thought it was still America cause we don’t got no border patrol. Americans eh b’y. So, when I’m just aboot at the game, I runs into a lumberjack and a police officer, who is wearing the usual mountain police gear. The lumberjack and the police are just having a chat so I threw dem each a beer. After some friendly conversation I went down to the game and hopped on the ice.
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Half way into the game i fell down right and some body skated right o’er me finger. So I played the rest of the game with 9 ½ fingers, then off to the hospital. They ‘ad to send in a copter because the ambulance couldn’t get through all the snow. So they air lifted me back to the hospital and gave me beer to get rid of the pain as they sowed ‘er right back on for free. Later that day, I went back to the house, had some timmys and a beer and off to bed. So now you all know what an average day is for a Canadian and you can stop being so damn stereotypical.
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Eh! I must know your friend! He's from Canada too, right?
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I know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Doc Xray wrote:
Must've been a French CanadianI know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Doc Xray wrote:
It was a new Yorker posing. I'm sure of it.I know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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YOU wrote:
Or one of those "leafs" fans.Doc Xray wrote:
It was a new Yorker posing. I'm sure of it.I know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Μr. Dφцχ wrote:
Eh right on!Eh! I must know your friend! He's from Canada too, right?
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Hilarious. Where can I send you a looney or maybe even a tooney eh? Maybe we can lace up the boots and play a little puck ya know?
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SpartanWilliam wrote:
A tooney eh? I can get a beer for that much eh.Hilarious. Where can I send you a looney or maybe even a tooney eh? Maybe we can lace up the boots and play a little puck ya know?
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Canadian beer is complete crap.
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Lol nice story stereotypical but nice haha
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Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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I lol'd at the very first sentence. Some may not like you NB, but I do. Some might hate on this, but the GD could use the humor IMO.
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Stronger does not mean better. American beer is crap as well. No beer should be measured by American beer.Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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That was great! 😹👏👏👏
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Add: Brae wrote:
This. Except for a few exceptions like Samuel Adams and Sierra Nevada, I hardly ever drink our beer. It's nasty. I'm a huge Heineken drinker myself. Love it.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Stronger does not mean better. American beer is crap as well. No beer should be measured by American beer.Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I lol'd at the very first sentence. Some may not like you NB, but I do. Some might hate on this, but the GD could use the humor IMO.
Haha thanks. My pleasure eh. -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
👆👍Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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One of my favorite beers is Canadian. La Fin Du Monde.. Tasty . America has an awesome assortment of micro brews and make some serious top tier beers.
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quick draw kev wrote:
Idk about Canadian beer but y'all make some good whiskey.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
👆👍Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Oh gawd please tell me you're not talking about black velvet. Is Crown Royal Canadian? It is huh. If that's what you're talking about cj then hell yeah.quick draw kev wrote:
Idk about Canadian beer but y'all make some good whiskey.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
👆👍Add: Brae wrote:
Just cause it's stronger than your American beer, doesn't mean it's crap. It's for the real men.Canadian beer is complete crap.
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We had a snowstorm last night. I shoveled. Welcome to Canada.
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I nearly died of a heat stroke today! It was a whooping +8C today.....
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Amish Hitman wrote:
That's very nice, sale connard.Doc Xray wrote:
Must've been a French CanadianI know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Fat Raymond wrote:
That's crazy eh!?I nearly died of a heat stroke today! It was a whooping +8C today.....
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Captain Satan wrote:
Tabarnak de calisse, ted rien quun maudit con. Va te foutre.Amish Hitman wrote:
That's very nice, sale connard.Doc Xray wrote:
Must've been a French CanadianI know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Amish Hitman wrote:
Ha!Doc Xray wrote:
Must've been a French CanadianI know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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Amish Hitman wrote:
Ever had ephemere? Or maudite? Or any of the other beers by the makers of la fin du monde?One of my favorite beers is Canadian. La Fin Du Monde.. Tasty . America has an awesome assortment of micro brews and make some serious top tier beers.
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Osti, qu'tu parle mal!Captain Satan wrote:
Tabarnak de calisse, ted rien quun maudit con. Va te foutre.Amish Hitman wrote:
That's very nice, sale connard.Doc Xray wrote:
Must've been a French CanadianI know you won't believe me, but I met a rude Canadian once. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.
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