If you were stuck in a Wal-Mart all night what would you do??

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yomama1064 Mar 4, 2012

melanie iglesias.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Mar 4, 2012

carl johnson wrote:
Lol I'd find some gloves and a ski mask. Then I would knock out all of the security systems. Then I would take a 72 inch tv, multiple game systems, ALL of the video games, chips, soda, and of course chicken. Then I would put it all in a semi out back and then drive right through the middle of wal mart because their prices are too low and crippling our economy!!

And all the iDevices=lots mules lol
SOR Mar 4, 2012

Being sad I'd probly just spend the night punching codes and reading the forums!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 4, 2012

OttoNorse wrote:
Get a cart full of chips and snacks, a second one full of drinks. Set those at one end of the longest isles and put tvs and pickle jars at the other. Get all the ammo and rifles / pistols and target practice till they opened in the am. Yes, I already had that all planned out. Idle minds...

Wait just a second. They sell guns in the supermarkets in America?!
To buy guns over here, you have to obtain a gun licence, have police checks, pay for permits 'to purchase a firearm', you pretty much have to tell 'em the last time you pooped!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 4, 2012

First, I'd soda trap every door.
Mentos and diet cokes mwahahahaha :)
Head for the snack isle and grab a box of those little doughnuts to much, as I head for the home section and grad a crowbar and duct tape.
Off to The gaming section....
Bust open the iPod case, duct tape them to my legs. Few extra chargers.....
Afterwards, grab a Barney Movie, break into the "employes only room" and switch out the security tapes hehehehe...
Get a new pellet gun, 1100 fps or better, couple boxes of the 500 round tins :P
Then walk out the loading dock doors.
Simple as that :P
BAT SMURF Mar 4, 2012

If I was stuck with a friend i would make him throw iPads in the air and I shoot them with a gun.
།ཞφи🐯Тιgεя Mar 4, 2012

It's walmart! You may as well be in wonderland!
♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Mar 4, 2012

🌹Fatal Beauty🌹 wrote:
I would try to find the heart of Walmart!!!! 👿👿👿👿👿

Saw the southpark?
whette fartze Mar 4, 2012

Make a huge Lego compilation and have Lego dinosaurs fight starwars people
Falcon Flyer Mar 4, 2012

I would make a turf there then take a coke can and throw it at the window and on my way out play the droping claw game
Sυяvιvøя Mar 4, 2012

I would get some butter and throw it at the homeless.
iReset Mar 4, 2012

Borrow a few ipads/iphones/ipods/macs 😉
El Merodeador Mar 4, 2012

Um guys, y'all do realize that there's security cameras in Walmart... Right? :P
🌹Fatal Beauty🌹 Mar 4, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
🌹Fatal Beauty🌹 wrote:
I would try to find the heart of Walmart!!!! 👿👿👿👿👿

It's behind a little door, down the back. You have to smash the - oops. I nearly said it! Tsk tsk.
👍👍😃😃😄😄
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ Mar 4, 2012

Wouldn't happen. I refuse to shop there.
💃ᎾᏢᎢᎥᎷᏌᎷ Mar 4, 2012

☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Find a storage wars dvd, hook up the sound to the store speakers, tell Grimm there's something in there, when he goes in, lock the door on him, play the dvd up intil Dave Hester says Yuuuuuuup and infinite loop it so it plays forever. 😉

Omg i serously lol'd!!!!
Sgt Mayday Mar 4, 2012

Wotipka wrote:
Um guys, y'all do realize that there's security cameras in Walmart... Right? :P

Not if an axe 'happens' to smash the control panel👍
ℳя ßø℘τℑΘɱ Mar 4, 2012

Set off the fireworks at the front door
OttoNorse Mar 4, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
OttoNorse wrote:
Get a cart full of chips and snacks, a second one full of drinks. Set those at one end of the longest isles and put tvs and pickle jars at the other. Get all the ammo and rifles / pistols and target practice till they opened in the am. Yes, I already had that all planned out. Idle minds...

Wait just a second. They sell guns in the supermarkets in America?!
To buy guns over here, you have to obtain a gun licence, have police checks, pay for permits 'to purchase a firearm', you pretty much have to tell 'em the last time you pooped!
For handguns, you have to get a permit which includes fingerprints and background check and a two week waiting period. For rifles and shotguns, it depends on the state but many are similar to the above. Many walmarts have large sporting goods sections with guns and ammo.

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