Whos sick of lame story posts?
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So let's start an interesting one. With turf war players as th characters. Some start it up go nutz.
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So one day nailz 6025 was eating nuts and he...
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Was attacked by a mob of Italian accent speakin squirrels wanting the nuts and if they don't have it they'll...
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Shoot him with 800 lapua rifles...
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So nailz lied an said killer 66 stole his nuts
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But I lied and said another squirrel mob stole it and a war broke out
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And the two sides were fighting for years to come until belial said...
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I'll release snakes to eat the squirrels and end the war but the snakes got on the next plane to jamaica... With Samuel Jackson.
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I am belial the squirrel And stop this WAR! Or else I'm getting the don... Or I'll steal ALL your NUTS and THEN the don shoots you with lapua rifles
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But then Schulzie came back from th navy and...
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Killed the squirrels and then the don said "hey! That was my job" then Schulzie said "shut up!"
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But then davey boy came and
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Blow them up!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But thn idub shot him with a glorified version of a pelit gun
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