Ode to Beer
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Drink, drink, me ol' friends, let's drink, an' leave all our troubles at home,
Our lives are too short, fer longtime remorse, sadness is alright fer some.
So take me advice, ye better think twice, an let out a yell o' good cheer,
Be merry an' free, fer it's true, don't ye see, there's nothin' like a bottle o' Beer.
It warms ye in throes, right down to yer toes, an' softens yer ould tongue as well,
So that yer words alone, through the Blarney Stone, will cast a magic spell.
O' rainbows an' sunshine, bright stars an' moonshine, an' lovin' hearts entwined,
Wi' no Divils around, an' no Diabolical sound, to disrupt an ol' friends mind.
It flows o'er yer tongue, like a lovesong well sung, with a voice so merry an' gay,
An' words callin' out, a praise to the Stout, that makes life a beautiful play,
Fer when God made man, His heavenly Plan, was to make a woman, so dear,
But he stopped in His stride, an' called out with pride, ' First I'll make him a bottle o' Beer '. -
I am a Samuel Smith kinda guy. The boatmen is tasty I also like Chimay
Must be 21 to post and please remember friends don't let friends post drunk.
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Lol cool song.
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Doh, my beer, I spilled my beer
Ray, the man who buys me beer
Me, the one who drinks my beer
Fa, a long long way from beer
So, let's all go drink some beer
La,ts and lots and lots of beer
T(ea), I'd rather have some beer
Wich brings us back to
Beer beer beer, tiddly beer beer beer
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Finally, a decent thread! πΊπ»πΊ
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E. A. Poe :
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances;
I am drinking ale today. -
As the resident Clamper, I approve of this message.
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A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.He might have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 -
He might have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5He might have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.The Lord bless Charlie Mops!
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There is a great short Video with Robert Carlyle about the story of Johnnie Walker. If you get a chance check it out. it was all done in one continuous shot. I also enjoy a rock glass of my JW blue. I recommend if you are a scotch man to at least indulge and spend the $200 on a bottle
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You can't do that in the same thread! Beer before liquor, never sicker!
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Liquor before beer in the clear
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π°Bΰ½uΔβ΅ΗΏΰ½π° wrote:
Here you go! Have a beer!Doh, my beer, I spilled my beer
Ray, the man who buys me beer
Me, the one who drinks my beer
Fa, a long long way from beer
So, let's all go drink some beer
La,ts and lots and lots of beer
T(ea), I'd rather have some beer
Wich brings us back to
Beer beer beer, tiddly beer beer beer
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Hahahaππ»π»π°Bΰ½uΔβ΅ΗΏΰ½π° wrote:
Here you go! Have a beer!Doh, my beer, I spilled my beer
Ray, the man who buys me beer
Me, the one who drinks my beer
Fa, a long long way from beer
So, let's all go drink some beer
La,ts and lots and lots of beer
T(ea), I'd rather have some beer
Wich brings us back to
Beer beer beer, tiddly beer beer beer
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I like beer because it's good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I'd sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to sing
So lets go drink beerBeer is good, beer is good, beer is good
And stuff
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goodLet's go drink some
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER! -
tonytlj wrote:
I like beer because it's good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I'd sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to sing
So lets go drink beerBeer is good, beer is good, beer is good
And stuff
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goodLet's go drink some
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER!If its cold it makes me happy, if it's warm it tastes real crappy! πΊπ»πΊ
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"The Man" wrote:
Dude, I think you've had enoughtonytlj wrote:
I like beer because it's good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I'd sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to sing
So lets go drink beerBeer is good, beer is good, beer is good
And stuff
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goodLet's go drink some
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER!If its cold it makes me happy, if it's warm it tastes real crappy! πΊπ»πΊ
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -
tonytlj wrote:
"The Man" wrote:
Dude, I think you've had enoughtonytlj wrote:
I like beer because it's good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I'd sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to sing
So lets go drink beerBeer is good, beer is good, beer is good
And stuff
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goodLet's go drink some
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER!If its cold it makes me happy, if it's warm it tastes real crappy! πΊπ»πΊ
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!π
I have this as one of my ringtones, man do I get strange looks when my phone rings! π±
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"The Man" wrote:
I love psychostick. Two ton paperweight is awesome.tonytlj wrote:
"The Man" wrote:
Dude, I think you've had enoughtonytlj wrote:
I like beer because it's good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I'd sing it and beer you bringI drink beer when I am sad
'Cause the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to sing
So lets go drink beerBeer is good, beer is good, beer is good
And stuff
Beer is good, beer is good, beer is goodLet's go drink some
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER!If its cold it makes me happy, if it's warm it tastes real crappy! πΊπ»πΊ
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!π
I have this as one of my ringtones, man do I get strange looks when my phone rings! π±
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I've several songs known to me celebrating the nectar of the Gods. But alas, I am sworn to secrecy and can not reveil them. They are for Clamper ears only
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