Learn my children
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Picture an ape. Then picture the generic alien guy. Both exhibit bilateral symmetry and thrive on similar planets. It just seemed so natural....
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El Minister wrote:
I'm a Christian , what bible did you find that nonsense in. It's people like you who give Christians a bad name. Non of what you have stated is backed by scriptures .Our creator ( who we call GOD) created aliens... They In turn created us. Blacks were the first humans on this earth, they were genetically engineered.
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travdog70 wrote:
When did he ever mention Christ? God exists in many forms. Only Christians believe that god has truly existed in human form. What he is talking about predates not only the new testament but the old testament as well.El Minister wrote:
I'm a Christian , what bible did you find that nonsense in. It's people like you who give Christians a bad name. Non of what you have stated is backed by scriptures .Our creator ( who we call GOD) created aliens... They In turn created us. Blacks were the first humans on this earth, they were genetically engineered.
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Add WISDOM wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Hi minister... God just sent me a message... She wants to know if you got anymore of the stuff you've been smoking ?
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Add RaiKou wrote:
God made enough weed for all! Share your herb.Add WISDOM wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Hi minister... God just sent me a message... She wants to know if you got anymore of the stuff you've been smoking ?
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shin-soo choo wrote:
Shhhh... Don't tell my PO!!!Add RaiKou wrote:
God made enough weed for all! Share your herb.Add WISDOM wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Hi minister... God just sent me a message... She wants to know if you got anymore of the stuff you've been smoking ?
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"iiiiiiiiii aaaaaaam you paroooooooole oooooooficer."
"why are you talking so slowly?"
"because I figured only a retard could sell weed to an officer in uniform"
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*sorry for the r word. Don't know if brown note still polices that
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shin-soo choo wrote:
Uh yeah. Kind of. You can say "moron". It's even more effective and no one gets mad 😃👍*sorry for the r word. Don't know if brown note still polices that
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When we die, God will forgive us if we repent. We also have to forgive everyone including Satan himself. Lucifer is an extraterrestrial, he is Satans follower. Satan is an ultraterrwstrial.
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IMA SELL MY SOUL WHO WANTS TO BUY IT
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Keep it. Scumbag.
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Hey, just ignore him. Thread has officially been HIJACKED. We're all now smoking the pot you brought and listening to pandora on our apple products. Ignore this douchbag.
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Yea it was just a quote from "my idiot brother". Otherwise unacceptable unless used as a verb.shin-soo choo wrote:
Uh yeah. Kind of. You can say "moron". It's even more effective and no one gets mad 😃👍*sorry for the r word. Don't know if brown note still polices that
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"learn my children" is kinda like "all my children". The only difference is that "learn my children" is a transcribed monologue from god and "all my children" is just an old soap opera. Other than that.....identical
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Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
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You won't say fuckin but youll say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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El Minister wrote:
SATAN IS UR DADKeep it. Scumbag.
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El Minister wrote:
Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
R WORD VIOLATION!!!!
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☠Ɲø☤Ƒཇⱥℜ☠ wrote:
LMFAO!!!!!El Minister wrote:
Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
R WORD VIOLATION!!!!
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El Minister wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA☠Ɲø☤Ƒཇⱥℜ☠ wrote:
LMFAO!!!!!El Minister wrote:
Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
R WORD VIOLATION!!!!
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Im literally lmao!
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Satan is the ministers dad
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This guy should go on a professional wrestling show, or maybe join the circus. He is looking for attention, and he got it. Hopefully he will crawl back in his hole, because he has no business here. He'd rather make noise here than mob up.
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El Minister wrote:
It's funny eh? Well see☠Ɲø☤Ƒཇⱥℜ☠ wrote:
LMFAO!!!!!El Minister wrote:
Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
R WORD VIOLATION!!!!
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
El Minister wrote:
It's funny eh? Well see☠Ɲø☤Ƒཇⱥℜ☠ wrote:
LMFAO!!!!!El Minister wrote:
Oh cry me a f**kn river retard.
R WORD VIOLATION!!!!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Ricky Retardo
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Gahhh it's Tom cruise!!!! Dear stop spending your money on Scientology and if you care that much donate to the people who need it... Not the aliens :)
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What does the "El" in your name represent? I read it as el in Spanish meaning "the". Or does it have another meaning? If it is to be read as el ("the" in Spanish) why not just say it right, El ministro? Your name alone makes you sound like an ass let alone the content of your posts. This will be the last of my energy that I give you and eventually the others will follow me and you will fade away into obscurity. Farewell.
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Just get a life and stop talking about god who never existed and this is turf wars not religion crap talk forums jeez
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