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Ѵɪɴᴎγ Mar 2, 2012

Zebulon Pike wrote:
Natters wrote:
I am stuck on the toilet in a bar without any toilet paper I'll have is may wallet and iPhone, any ideas? I don't want to call for help! BTW

I how can I get out of this social awkward situation.

Remind anyone of Primo Loco?
That's what I thought when I read the first line. Haha
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 2, 2012

Add: RARE wrote:
Who goes To a bar this early

It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 2, 2012

Hey natters you in brum?
OneThumbBastard Mar 2, 2012

Natters wrote:
SORTED

Went with the sock idea, then a hasty exit from the pub.

THX everyone.😲🚽👟

Another testament to the benefits of wearing sox!👍
Marilyn Mar 2, 2012

Now you know why Germans love to wear socks & sandles.
Add: Brae Mar 2, 2012

Marilyn wrote:
Now you know why Germans love to wear socks & sandles.

Lol, even in winter, this holds true.
Ꭱ3V Mar 2, 2012

I prefer to dump at home. However if public dumping is unavoidable, I always check the paper before proceeding. Always.
SOR Mar 3, 2012

I NEVER get caught without paper, I always put lots of paper round the seat to sit on so I would always know before hand if there weren't any......😜
ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Mar 3, 2012

Pop your head out and check if anyone else is around, then sneak into the next stall and use the paper in there
<('-')> Mar 3, 2012

SOR wrote:
I NEVER get caught without paper, I always put lots of paper round the seat to sit on so I would always know before hand if there weren't any......😜

I get caught without paper in my own home lol. I sometimes have to walk out to the hallway cabinet with everything showing, ass squated in somewhat upward direction to not drop any dangling sheit. Happens when no one is home to give me my toilet paper.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Mar 3, 2012

Download that toilet paper app from the app store, I think it's free.
vapor fly Mar 3, 2012

👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Pop your head out and check if anyone else is around, then sneak into the next stall and use the paper in there

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But K-Mart smart!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 3, 2012

vapor fly wrote:
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Pop your head out and check if anyone else is around, then sneak into the next stall and use the paper in there

Not only smart,...
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But K-Mart smart!
Not K-Mart: G-Smart! 👍😹
" THE MOBSTER " Mar 3, 2012

I laugh when I read this
ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Mar 3, 2012

I can't stop laughing for some reason
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 3, 2012

farticus wrote:
I can't stop laughing for some reason

Or farting?
ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Mar 3, 2012

Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
farticus wrote:
I can't stop laughing for some reason

Or farting?
Lol
Oso232Mobb Mar 3, 2012

Use a sock lmao

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