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I slept walked off a 3rd floor balcony and broke my spine in 3 places..... One for each floor I suppose.... That was a fail
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I was on a rope swing that was tied to a tree that hung over this stream .I swung ; the rope snapped and I landed in a load of wet stones and sewage water .lol!
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Dark flame wrote:
Or maybe the biggest fail should go to the pyramid you tried to make, but when you posted it looked like that 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆Send in your biggest fail and vote which one deserves the fail trophy
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SOR wrote:
Yeah lol😁Dark flame wrote:
Or maybe the biggest fail should go to the pyramid you tried to make, but when you posted it looked like that 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆Send in your biggest fail and vote which one deserves the fail trophy
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Dark flame wrote:
Sewage water!? Sucking up the fumes on a rope has to be asking for trouble.I was on a rope swing that was tied to a tree that hung over this stream .I swung ; the rope snapped and I landed in a load of wet stones and sewage water .lol!
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vishbume wrote:
Yeah. There's an old rusty sewage pipe 😁Dark flame wrote:
Sewage water!? Sucking up the fumes on a rope has to be asking for trouble.I was on a rope swing that was tied to a tree that hung over this stream .I swung ; the rope snapped and I landed in a load of wet stones and sewage water .lol!
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We had to swing to get acrossvishbume wrote:
Yeah. There's an old rusty sewage pipe 😁Dark flame wrote:
Sewage water!? Sucking up the fumes on a rope has to be asking for trouble.I was on a rope swing that was tied to a tree that hung over this stream .I swung ; the rope snapped and I landed in a load of wet stones and sewage water .lol!
Can't just walk through it -
16 foot gap over a 20 foot stone flored gully.
"you can make it"..... I couldn't ;)
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Lol😜16 foot gap over a 20 foot stone flored gully.
"you can make it"..... I couldn't ;)
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I once was trying on a pair of jeans at a very busy store..got my foot caught when I was putting them on and fell out of the dressing room landed on my face with my pants down around my ankles and everyone pointing and laughing at me! That was a giant FAIL!!!
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I was in 6th grade and had a bad tummy ache... It was test day. I asked the teacher if I could go to the restroom and she said, "not until my test was done." I was sitting there squirming trying to finish my test so I just started writing bs and turned it in and started running to the bathroom. Once i hit the door... I felt it hit the floor. Diarrhea! (Haha sorry, I had to) I had to walk back to the door with my pants all filled up and my socks looked like l tye dyed them with brown. No one ever found out about it other than a few of the school workers but it will go down as the worst day in my life for a long time...
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My life... Lol
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Rather than submit my own story I would like to nominate the 'Should Turf Wars Have Music' thread.
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whette fartze wrote:
Damnit I was gonna say my birth 😜My life... Lol
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Once I tried to poo n couldn't.
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Me
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My fathers condom. Seriously though, it broke...
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... Why I asked sum1 if they could stop attacking me just cuz they were in my mob...... LOL
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☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
Shame -.-My fathers condom. Seriously though, it broke...
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Once I was at the skate park which is right next to the pool and I was bmx'ing and I got distracted by 3 of my friends(girls)they decided to go into the pool with white shirts on and then they got out and walked into the skate park, I got distracted, and ditched my bike about 15 feet in the air and ended up getting 4 stitches in my calf. [If you didn't know, white shirts are see through if there wet.]
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I swung on a rope swing and ran into a tree knocking myself unconscious >.<
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I was in 5th grade and it was the last day of elementary school for me. At recess, we were shooting baskets frome half court to see if we could make it. I shot and swished and so I retrieved the ball . I threw it to the next guy and he shot. He air balled it so I started sprinting like a wr running a deep route. I put my hands up for the catch and...
I ran into the pole they use for volleyball while the ball rolled for another 30 or so feet. Later that day I couldnt participate in the tug-o-war or start the lawn mower because my heebajeebs hurt so bad. It sucked. The last day of elementary school and I couldn't participate in a lot of activities. Middle School is way better though! -
I've got another parent/dressing room fail combo:
When I was a newborn, mum wasnt used to having a kid. She took me into a dressing room, and forgot I was alive. Abstractly thinking I was her handbag, she threw me over her shoulder (normally, shed held the handle and swing it over). She realised immediately, of course, and managed to catch me, upside down, against the wall with her foot.I don't remember anything from before then! 😳
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You remember that though? How old are you?I've got another parent/dressing room fail combo:
When I was a newborn, mum wasnt used to having a kid. She took me into a dressing room, and forgot I was alive. Abstractly thinking I was her handbag, she threw me over her shoulder (normally, shed held the handle and swing it over). She realised immediately, of course, and managed to catch me, upside down, against the wall with her foot.I don't remember anything from before then! 😳
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Was on a photoshoot once for a press release, photographer decided to put us on these stupidly slippery moss covered stones for three hours in the middle of a pond during a windy day, everything went fine, we all managed to stay still as we were wearing our sponsors outfits so we could not damage them, anyways we was young and got abit cocky and decided at the end that as we could stand on them for three hours...we could also run across them...I'll let you guess the end result! Lol
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I tried jumping a mountain bike like it was a BMX bike. Went and hit the jump, woke up two hours later with the worst headache I have ever had........and every whole in my face full of dirt haha. Last time I jumped a bike.
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Just got enough points for a name change today. I was half asleep and instead of hitting the name change, I hit the 100 point loot crate. At first I was like wtf is this? Then I realized wht I did..... Now I gotta wait another 20 days...
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⌖🔥Anonymous🔥⌖ wrote:
Lmao no I don't remember much from my really early childhood - definitely not the story I just told from when I was newborn. Mum told it to me when I got older, and I remembered because it was funny.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You remember that though? How old are you?I've got another parent/dressing room fail combo:
When I was a newborn, mum wasnt used to having a kid. She took me into a dressing room, and forgot I was alive. Abstractly thinking I was her handbag, she threw me over her shoulder (normally, shed held the handle and swing it over). She realised immediately, of course, and managed to catch me, upside down, against the wall with her foot.I don't remember anything from before then! 😳
I do vaguely remember parts of my second or third birthday, and that's as early as I get.I'm nineteen now, btw.
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quick draw kev wrote:
You seriously let this stop you from jumping bikes after that?I tried jumping a mountain bike like it was a BMX bike. Went and hit the jump, woke up two hours later with the worst headache I have ever had........and every whole in my face full of dirt haha. Last time I jumped a bike.
As a small child, I broke my leg on a trampoline, and the other leg falling off a chair. Nowadays I backflip on trampolines, and balance on two chair legs.
Don't give up so easily mate: if that's your attitude on life you'll never get far.I've done my fair share of bmx and motorbike riding: I have had many, many crashes, and gone to hospital once or twice as a result. I still ride, and I still do stunts.
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