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• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  I will run

  I promise to never give you up
  never let you down
  never run around and desert you
  never gonna make you cry
  never gonna say goodby
  and for my final promise I will never tell a lie or hurt you
• Ojibwe Mar 1, 2012

  rojo2017 wrote:

  I will run

  I promise to never give you up
  never let you down
  never run around and desert you
  never gonna make you cry
  never gonna say goodby
  and for my final promise I will never tell a lie or hurt you
  

  Damn that's clever! Did you think that up all by yourself?
• Ꭱ3V Mar 1, 2012

  Ojibwe wrote:

  rojo2017 wrote:

  I will run

  I promise to never give you up
  never let you down
  never run around and desert you
  never gonna make you cry
  never gonna say goodby
  and for my final promise I will never tell a lie or hurt you
  

  Damn that's clever! Did you think that up all by yourself?

  You know he did. He's the inventor of that didn't you know? Duhhh Ojibwe get with the program.
• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  I will run

  I promise to never give you up
  never let you down
  never run around and desert you
  never gonna make you cry
  never gonna say goodby
  and for my final promise I will never tell a lie or hurt you
  

  ©™
• Ojibwe Mar 1, 2012

  I ever meet that Rick Astley fellow I'm kicking his ass, who's with me?
• ࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ Mar 1, 2012

  Ojibwe wrote:

  I ever meet that Rick Astley fellow I'm kicking his ass, who's with me?
  

  My friend, my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts!
• Ojibwe Mar 1, 2012

  ࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ wrote:

  Ojibwe wrote:

  I ever meet that Rick Astley fellow I'm kicking his ass, who's with me?
  

  My friend, my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts!

  I have no idea what that means, but ok.
• Mity Miget Man Mar 1, 2012

  I Will run for president
• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  Ojibwe wrote:

  I ever meet that Rick Astley fellow I'm kicking his ass, who's with me?
  

  who is Rick astly?
• GreenManXphile Mar 1, 2012

  big boy beans wrote:

  I nominate greenman as a candidate
  

  I am here tonight to confirm that I am indeed building my campaign and am submitting it with the intentions of joining the race for the Presidential seat!
• ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Mar 1, 2012

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  big boy beans wrote:

  I nominate greenman as a candidate
  

  I am here tonight to confirm that I am indeed building my campaign and am submitting it with the intentions of joining the race for the Presidential seat!

  Green man as president I like it👍
• <('-')> Mar 1, 2012

  Vote me and I will end these turf wars!!! No more war! It does nothing but hurt our turf money income! We need sound money. We cant keep allowing the big players to print henchmen. Its hurting the game. The turf war mobing up is also unfair, no one can catch up with the 40k players without getting into the corruption and buying hench. Continued
• Fat Ray's ghost Mar 1, 2012

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  big boy beans wrote:

  I nominate greenman as a candidate
  

  I am here tonight to confirm that I am indeed building my campaign and am submitting it with the intentions of joining the race for the Presidential seat!

  I drop out from the race to support GreenMan.

  GreenMan for president 2012!
• <('-')> Mar 1, 2012

  I will end the assasinations(weekly lynches of random players on forum). Its not right to gang up on people like this for playing the game. Its all propoganda, the forum media wants to spill blood. These lead to mass caping of a lone players turf vs many others. Its a scare tactic to cap some turf unopposed. If your going to cap just cap. Im oppose to this idea that everyone can cap the hell out of a person for saying or doing somethig wrong. Sure it may be stupid, vulgar, or down right immature. But I abide by the turf war rules, no one can be a forum police. Only the man who runs this game can decide that. So we are infriging on their rights. (all sarcasm to try and mimick my hero Ron Paul).
• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  I also like trains
• ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Mar 1, 2012

  rojo2017 wrote:

  I also like trains
  

  I like mob
• 🔍ᎡᎧᏰᎾᎦᏝᎯᎽᏋᎡ🔫 Mar 1, 2012

  I vote rojo. 👆 🎫 +1
• Fat Ray's ghost Mar 1, 2012

  Revenge wrote:

  Vote me and I will end these turf wars!!! No more war! It does nothing but hurt our turf money income! We need sound money. We cant keep allowing the big players to print henchmen. Its hurting the game. The turf war mobing up is also unfair, no one can catch up with the 40k players without getting into the corruption and buying hench. Continued
  

  Revenge, do you have any comments on the maid from New York, threatening to charge you with sexual assault?
  Is it true that you asked your wife for an "open marriage"?
• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  roboslayer wrote:

  I vote rojo. 👆 🎫 +1
  

  thank you
• GreenManXphile Mar 1, 2012

  Further more I will be running under the
  "/×/💚２０☀₲ʀɛɛɲℙⱥяŧʏ⚡１２💚/×/"
  Official campaign banner. The banner represents the two main focal points of my goals if I am elected.

  -First the sun. This is to represent the sheer brilliance and tenacity I will work tirelessly to convey in my actions as your commander and chief. Those actions will be performed with the intensity of 10000 suns, this I can assure you.
  -The second is the Lightning Bolt. This is emblematical of the initial shock and then lingering tingling sensation you are almost certainly going to feel in your loins the exact moment you stand with me in this election.
  
  If you suppport the ideals of my party, feel free to add the above banner to your comment page, and let the tingle sensation begin.
• GreenManXphile Mar 1, 2012

  Also a personal thank you to Triple B, Slinks, and Ray Man, for the early support! Oh yeah, I just gave you all new nicknames as my thanks ;D
• <('-')> Mar 1, 2012

  Fat Raymond wrote:

  Revenge wrote:

  Vote me and I will end these turf wars!!! No more war! It does nothing but hurt our turf money income! We need sound money. We cant keep allowing the big players to print henchmen. Its hurting the game. The turf war mobing up is also unfair, no one can catch up with the 40k players without getting into the corruption and buying hench. Continued
  

  Revenge, do you have any comments on the maid from New York, threatening to charge you with sexual assault?
  Is it true that you asked your wife for an "open marriage"?

  Boy I left that wife and married the maid I "assaulted". (herman cain/ newt gengrich style now. Both scary and dumb.)
• rojo2017 Mar 1, 2012

  I will be running under the
  🔓Redlegion👂 banner
  
  first you see the unlocked lock which means I will not keep any secrets from the people if you ask a question I will give the honest truth
  
  second you see the ear which means I will listen to all you have to say

  if you support me please use banor to show it

  thanks
• Darthscion Mar 1, 2012

  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:

  🇺🇸Join Me In My Pants👍🇺🇸
  

  Sorry I'm good... I don't play for that team.
• Dmitri Mar 1, 2012

  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:

  🇺🇸Join Me In My Pants👍🇺🇸
  

  🎫+1 I as part Russian vote for OTB!
• GreenManXphile Mar 1, 2012

  rojo2017 wrote:

  I will be running under the
  🔓Redlegion👂 banner

  first you see the unlocked lock which means I will not keep any secrets from the people if you ask a question I will give the honest truth

  second you see the ear which means I will listen to all you have to say

  if you support me please use banor to show it

  thanks
  

  Should be
  🐱Redlegion💤 banner
  The cat for being an unoriginal copy cat, and the zzZZz's for being such an inferior design attempt.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 1, 2012

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  Further more I will be running under the
  "/×/💚２０☀₲ʀɛɛɲℙⱥяŧʏ⚡１２💚/×/"
  Official campaign banner. The banner represents the two main focal points of my goals if I am elected.

  -First the sun. This is to represent the sheer brilliance and tenacity I will work tirelessly to convey in my actions as your commander and chief. Those actions will be performed with the intensity of 10000 suns, this I can assure you.
  -The second is the Lightning Bolt. This is emblematical of the initial shock and then lingering tingling sensation you are almost certainly going to feel in your loins the exact moment you stand with me in this election.

  If you suppport the ideals of my party, feel free to add the above banner to your comment page, and let the tingle sensation begin.
  

  I vote one for good ol' GreenXPhylia 😉👍
• Trοϱϱψ  Mar 1, 2012

  Dmitri wrote:

  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:

  🇺🇸Join Me In My Pants👍🇺🇸
  

  🎫+1 I as part Russian vote for OTB!

  The Caribbean delegation supports OTB
  We will form the OTB PAC and pour millions into The campaign to place the forum in his pants
• Jeff 🍆 Newton Mar 1, 2012

  Whatever. Not even one supporter!
• Dmitri Mar 1, 2012

  Trοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:

  Dmitri wrote:

  ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:

  🇺🇸Join Me In My Pants👍🇺🇸
  

  🎫+1 I as part Russian vote for OTB!

  The Caribbean delegation supports OTB
  We will form the OTB PAC and pour millions into The campaign to place the forum in his pants

  Awwww yeeeaah!! GO OTB!!

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