❌🔥Turf Wars Forum Roast🔥👍

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Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 29, 2012

Of OTB! Everyone, watch your step exiting his pants and please join in the roast.

Keep it directed towards him and no holding back, everyone!
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 29, 2012

Is that everything in your pants OTB? Or are you just happy to see me?😜

7⃣1⃣👍🚌
TheNewfieBullet Feb 29, 2012

OTB has beans for supper= extreme weather conditions.
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 29, 2012

He actually has two thumbs, but he can't find the one he shoved in is pants.
Ꭱ3V Feb 29, 2012

badmrfrosty wrote:
OTB about as good at foreclosing as swagger is at quiting TW.

This is a good one lol. Cause it has rings of truth.
Amish Hitman Feb 29, 2012

OTB is reference to what is really in his pants. One Tiny Boy
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 29, 2012

He really has no thumbs. The one "thumb" refers to what's in his pants. Relative to size and shape.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 29, 2012

Bastard, butcher, banker...
Yet, they all do the same dam thing. Pick a dam name and stick with it, mr. Multiple personalities
🔥Add MOOB🔥 Feb 29, 2012

🎵he's got the whole fucking world, in his pants..🎵

Honestly OTB???WHAT SIZE PANTS TO YOU WEAR JEEZ❕❕❕
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Feb 29, 2012

Truth is OTB's pants aren't that big. And neither is what's inside the pants too
Jeff 🍆 Newton Mar 1, 2012

Oh come on guys, you can do better than this!
Σχϲιѕιøη Mar 1, 2012

You wanna know why OTB's pants are so big?

Because he's a big fat fatty wad
💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Mar 1, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Oh come on guys, you can do better than this!

OTB wishes we where in his pants, and for all of you who are, what the fuck are ypu doing down there. He probobly has a 2 foot dick, in the wrong direction!! He probobly has a hobo hiding in it!!
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Mar 1, 2012

We all know why he has one thumb. Because he lost all ten of his fingers in a freak punching session 😉
Amish Hitman Mar 1, 2012

Just ask him to give you a high 4
Mr Lincoln Mar 1, 2012

He has two thumbs. One's just busy in his pants!
Fat Ray's ghost Mar 1, 2012

You're a poop head!
Σχϲιѕιøη Mar 1, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
Just ask him to give you a high 4

Best one 😂😂😂😂
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Mar 1, 2012

OTB only has one thumb because his father (who he never because OTB's a bastard) had only one thumb and he puts everything he can in his pants because he doesnt have anything to fill it on his own
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Mar 1, 2012

*who he never knew*
Mr. Beefy0 Mar 1, 2012

OTB is a bastard! Bwahahaha, take that! >:)
OneThumbBastard Mar 1, 2012

✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Amish Hitman wrote:
Just ask him to give you a high 4

Best one 😂😂😂😂
Actually, that is a well-used expression and gesture around OTBville.👍
Amish Hitman Mar 1, 2012

OTB has a hard time masturbating with his right hand. He tried to be a hand model but was rejected for being deformed. It took him 3 hours to hitchhike 3 miles and was stoo stupid to figure out why. the real reason he has 1 thumb is he didn't feel comfortable only having 1 big toe and he likes wearing flip flops. Sorry this is about all I could come up with
Amish Hitman Mar 1, 2012

OTB is so stupid that he was sitting at home and watching tv when he saw an infomercial come on and plead the case of leprosy and they asked for support and donations. You finish the rest
White Boots Mar 1, 2012

OTB is not funny, he's fat.
Amish Hitman Mar 1, 2012

El Minister wrote:
OTB is not funny, he's fat.

That is up there with calling someone a pooty head