⌖🔥Airport Under New Management🔥⌖
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Lol might fly in some time
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Does that mean I can fly there now and drop a turf?
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ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:
Stop tugging urself around the room all day and maybe the tissue box might last a bit longerAnyone in Beijing need a band-aid just let me know. Sorry I'm all out of tissues at the moment, but I have plenty of other medical supplies and remedys for your healing needs..🏥🏥🏥🚒🚑🚒🚑🚒
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⌖🔥Addibørg🔥⌖ wrote:
Lol. New recruit.jackd wrote:
Hahaha where'd you get that from little Jackie? The little daily propoganda movies they force their new recruits to watch daily? So, cute from someone who's been in the fight for 5 days. Wait, you aren't fighting, that bitch is runnin! "I see your true colors!"You are a nasty man that only looks out for your self. Did you not stop to think about how much weight Mr Doux would lose making him work that hard. Poor fucker looks anorexic. 😂
You guys are classic. 😂
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Mr. Razors,
Airport security has received a report that you were threatening travelers from outside the airport fence. Another report shows your attempt to hack someones IP address and crack their phone. We've stepped up measures to assure safety of all travelers by employing more undercover agents to blend in, identify malicious persons and potential terror threats.
**To that effort, your significant other, Mrs. Missy Jane, has been deported from China**
Any continued harrassement of travelers and airport employees shall be delt with in the appropriate legal manner.
Good day,
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Lol - havoc you could not deport me from anywhere I wanted to be. I just like to see you spend as much real cash as possible on the game. it helps the devs. I loved seeing you spend hundreds of real $$$ on stam and billions of game dollars on spamming Beijing and then just leaving it all to you. you are such a loser...hahaha
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Mrs Jane,
Airport reconstruction is a costly endeavor. Fortunately, the transit authority was able to collect huge sums of money from selling off your and the previous management teams assets (turf) while the runway resurfacing project was underway.Furthermore, due to your low financial status (in game) you were deemed unable to continue operations inside or outside the airport perimeter. It is for this reason, and this reason alone, that you were unable to secure even the most meager housing accommodations for continued residence in the country.
We know that leaving must be tough. Behind your pride is certainly many tears and much anxiety. Certainly your husband Mr Razors has told you that he was apprehended last night as well. To help you through this transision period, please contact Mr. Crazy Redneck, out airport Nurse, for pain meeds and tissues. Sorry though, we have no vodka.
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YOU wrote:
Again.I lawl'd.
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Get some f'n vodka.
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Kinky Friedman wrote:
Get some f'n vodka.
Kinky,
Even our supplies of mere rubbing alcohol were found in Mrs Janes luggage that we inspected before her departure. However, for those permitted into the airport terminal, vodka and other spirits can be found at the bar in terminal C. -
Thanks to all for your ongoing efforts to improve our TW world and more so to educate and amuse. I just put down my paper and turned off my iPad. TW forum makes the best Saturday am coffee reading.
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It has come to our attention that certain pesky and disgruntled members of the former management team have attempted to make off with stolen customer relation management articles, reports and signs and relabel those signs for use at another Asian airport. Our investigations teams have been dispatched to identify the culprits, however, initial reports show that the culprits are so small, they can only be seen under the microscope. More details later... developing...
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⌖🔥H@VOC🔥⌖ wrote:
Keep it safeIt has come to our attention that certain pesky and disgruntled members of the former management team have attempted to make off with stolen customer relation management articles, reports and signs and relabel those signs for use at another Asian airport. Our investigations teams have been dispatched to identify the culprits, however, initial reports show that the culprits are so small, they can only be seen under the microscope. More details later... developing...
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⌖🔥H@VOC🔥⌖ wrote:
An update on Missy's unfortunate state of affairs (real life money):Kinky Friedman wrote:
Get some f'n vodka.
Kinky,
Even our supplies of mere rubbing alcohol were found in Mrs Janes luggage that we inspected before her departure. However, for those permitted into the airport terminal, vodka and other spirits can be found at the bar in terminal C.
We've found that the gallons of alcohol Missy consumes each day decreases her chances of being able to refill stamina, to help out her V-mates, significantly. Though she's been deported from Beijing, we do have other rehab locations where Head Nurse, mr. Crazy Redneck can attend to her liver destructive addiction. We are here to help. 👍 -
**Update from our security director Commander Addi Adlerson**
Commander Addi has located one of the last members of the previous management team, only known as 2.0, and has deported him from China. Apparently 2.0 thought he could exploit an airport weakness and sneak through the tunnel system and go unacosted, However, his cover was blown by his repeated web postings - some directly to the inventor of the modern airports - and even challeneged the creator on the airport grounds themself. Fortunately, the inventor had created a special scanner system that made 2.0 appear 4000 times larger, readily exposing his location to Commander Addi, who promptly shackled him and put him on the next federal flight out of the country. Our applaudes to the efforts of Commander Addi and for the airport inventor for such cunning and cleaver actions. We can now say that all runways are completely free of debris, scum, and filth. Happy travels! -
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Omg my eyes are wet from 😂😂
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Lol, fucking funny havoc. 😄
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I laughed 4000 times 😂😂😂
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Lol at this updated.
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Lol. Nice
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Funny sh*t! 😂
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It just goes to show the game is somewhat corrupt (which is quite sad) && Your phycological warefare tactics are almost as lame as your tactics on the map. Who needs Beijing when you have Tokyo 😜
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russen21 wrote:
Cheeky ones?🐒's
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Danny MFC wrote:
Meh Tokyo is that much of a win.It just goes to show the game is somewhat corrupt (which is quite sad) && Your phycological warefare tactics are almost as lame as your tactics on the map. Who needs Beijing when you have Tokyo 😜
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Is that a rhetorical question? I'm pretty sure it's still being fought over?Danny MFC wrote:
Meh Tokyo is that much of a win.It just goes to show the game is somewhat corrupt (which is quite sad) && Your phycological warefare tactics are almost as lame as your tactics on the map. Who needs Beijing when you have Tokyo 😜
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Mr Danny,
We are sorry that you hold anger for the hostile takeover of Travel Wankers Foundation Co (twfc) Bejing airport responsibilities. Upon further investigation we cannot find record of you even holding position there, unless you are referring to your alternate identity, Mr. Billy. Interpol is currently scanning it's database for duplicate passports, investigation pending.We realize that our co's flooding of over 800 workers by job foreman Mr. Doux, Swat team expert BugBunny, myself commander Adler and others may be intense, yet as outlandish as it appears, it was quite effective. In fact, we've had similar success in airport projects around the globe.
In Tokyo the small landing strips & low income potential are an issue. The airport inventor is working on a zoning regulation that will require workers to increase their unions to comply with regulations. Some have already been fined 4000. Stay tuned.
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Danny MFC wrote:
Actually you have the airport n Japan. We have Tokyo from the looks of it. 😜It just goes to show the game is somewhat corrupt (which is quite sad) && Your phycological warefare tactics are almost as lame as your tactics on the map. Who needs Beijing when you have Tokyo 😜
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Λdོdོi wrote:
Lol and yeah that's a question. Tides are turning in Tokyo. Let's watch and see what happens in a week.Danny MFC wrote:
Actually you have the airport n Japan. We have Tokyo from the looks of it. 😜It just goes to show the game is somewhat corrupt (which is quite sad) && Your phycological warefare tactics are almost as lame as your tactics on the map. Who needs Beijing when you have Tokyo 😜
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Lol Travel Wankers Foundation Co.. These intresting new names you's keep coming up with are hire amusing. You are quite correct I'm not currently nor never have been in Beijing.. Like I said above who needs it lol.. You must have a great relationship with "management"
Oh and are you accusing me of having a mule account? Mr. Or should I say MissFreddieMagicQBananaHavocFingers?
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