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The Sexist Thread

• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 29, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Ok everyone I have a question, I heard girls like guys butts, is this true? If so what do girls look for in a guys butt? Do most girls want it to be firm or have some junk in the trunk? I know it sounds wierd but it's a good question.
  

  Oh oops i thought this said the sexiest thread lol, but can someone still give me an answer.

  Important not to have shitty arses!!! Lol no gorilla fingers nor turtle heads!!

  👆👆 This!! Lol
• Zedman5000 Feb 29, 2012

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Ok everyone I have a question, I heard girls like guys butts, is this true? If so what do girls look for in a guys butt? Do most girls want it to be firm or have some junk in the trunk? I know it sounds wierd but it's a good question.
  

  Oh oops i thought this said the sexiest thread lol, but can someone still give me an answer.

  LOL. I think both sexes are equal, but each is much better at different things. Girls seem to be much better at "the arts" but I'm better at most of the core classes. But then again, all the kids who I've heard are failing classes are guys...
• NinjaZX14 Feb 29, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  What I am saying is if u have a family women do a better job raising them. If they don't have kids do as u please but if u have children women should raise them not work. Raising a family is very hard work and more women should be praised for doing it.
  

  Raising a family is very hard work and it's also very expensive! Many women dont work because they want to but because they have to .. For the family to financially survive it means both parents working these days unless your fortunate enough to have the option ..

  That's because people got greedy. Also there are less jobs for men because women are taking them. This is the catch 22.
• NinjaZX14 Feb 29, 2012

  Also proves another point if kids seen true love in the home the boys become better men. And there would be less broken families.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 29, 2012

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  Also proves another point if kids seen true love in the home the boys become better men. And there would be less broken families.
  

  My gosh!

  What happened? I went to punch a Few codes, come back and you've gone from borderline Taliban extremism views, to this.

  😝
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Feb 29, 2012

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  What I am saying is if u have a family women do a better job raising them. If they don't have kids do as u please but if u have children women should raise them not work. Raising a family is very hard work and more women should be praised for doing it.
  

  I'm glad they have women in the military.
  Woman on her period+gun= win
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 29, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  Your right men are superior..
  Superior at being classless
  Superior at being lazy
  Superior at making a mess
  Superior at being a puss when your sick
  Superior at not being romantic
  Superior at cheating
  Superior at relying on your mommies your whole life
  Superior at lying

  Well.. Hell... Guess I'm a girl then. I don't fit into any of those catagories.. Dam, this whole time I coulda sworn I was a guy.. Guess I have a new surprise for my lovely tonight 😉
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Feb 29, 2012

  🐮ϻɪʟĸϻαɲ🐮 wrote:

  You can tell these are all kids. Point of the matter is women have the pussy. They control when we get pussy. Therefore, women at the all-powerful all-controlling masters of our domain.

  At least they are if we ever want to get laid...
  

  I congradulate you.
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 29, 2012

  🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  Your right men are superior..
  Superior at being classless
  Superior at being lazy
  Superior at making a mess
  Superior at being a puss when your sick
  Superior at not being romantic
  Superior at cheating
  Superior at relying on your mommies your whole life
  Superior at lying
  

  Well.. Hell... Guess I'm a girl then. I don't fit into any of those catagories.. Dam, this whole time I coulda sworn I was a guy.. Guess I have a new surprise for my lovely tonight 😉

  There are a few exceptions to the rule 😉 we're talking about the masses in this thread I thought.. Lol
• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Feb 29, 2012

  DAMN WOMEN ARE SO F**KING FRUSTRATIG. THIS STUPID GIRL WANTS TO GET ALL HISSY FIT ON ME FOR ASKING A COUPLE OF DAMN QUESTIONS. OK WELL OH WELL THAT I WANT TO KNOW WHY U TELL ME YOU LIKE ME, THEN TELL ME YOU ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THEN YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!! DON'T GET ALL HISSY FIT WITH ME!!!
• ⌖ Brobacca ⌖ Feb 29, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  Your right men are superior..
  Superior at being classless
  Superior at being lazy
  Superior at making a mess
  Superior at being a puss when your sick
  Superior at not being romantic
  Superior at cheating
  Superior at relying on your mommies your whole life
  Superior at lying

  Hmmm.. That's just what comes to mind off the top of my wittle dumb Girly brain but I'm sure I'll think of more

  Here's a little tune fellas:

  🎵🎵Anything you do we can do better, We can do anything better than you 🎵🎵 (except those listed above)
  

  Girls are superior at:

  🍔Complaining about calories
  💰Spending someone else's money
  😱Gossiping
  👿Being bitches
  😡Complaining about manners
  💩Having the weirdest smelling farts... They don't smell normal
  👶Getting pregnant when they arent supposed to
  🚗Being shitty drivers
  💍Making guys spend money
  👵Getting old... And ugly
  👂Not listening

  The list goes on and on... 😂
• ⌖ Brobacca ⌖ Feb 29, 2012

  Don't get me wrong I love girls... I just think we should drink out of separate water fountains. 😜
• NinjaZX14 Feb 29, 2012

  📡Ǥadցet ѵ2📡 wrote:

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  Also proves another point if kids seen true love in the home the boys become better men. And there would be less broken families.
  

  My gosh!

  What happened? I went to punch a Few codes, come back and you've gone from borderline Taliban extremism views, to this.

  😝
  

  How does this relate to the taliban views. This is what America was founded on and we lost it.
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Feb 29, 2012

  The Value of Punctuation
  An English teacher wrote these words on the board:
  woman without her man is nothing

  The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote the top line. The women wrote the bottom line.

  Woman, without her man, is nothing.

  Woman! Without her, man is nothing.
• The 12th Doctor Feb 29, 2012

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  📡Ǥadցet ѵ2📡 wrote:

  NinjaZX14 wrote:

  Also proves another point if kids seen true love in the home the boys become better men. And there would be less broken families.
  

  My gosh!

  What happened? I went to punch a Few codes, come back and you've gone from borderline Taliban extremism views, to this.

  😝
  

  How does this relate to the taliban views. This is what America was founded on and we lost it.

  Taliban was a figure of speech, bro.
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 29, 2012

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  DAMN WOMEN ARE SO F**KING FRUSTRATIG. THIS STUPID GIRL WANTS TO GET ALL HISSY FIT ON ME FOR ASKING A COUPLE OF DAMN QUESTIONS. OK WELL OH WELL THAT I WANT TO KNOW WHY U TELL ME YOU LIKE ME, THEN TELL ME YOU ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THEN YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!! DON'T GET ALL HISSY FIT WITH ME!!!
  

  That usually means she likes someone else too and doesn't know what to do so she's holding on to the "security" blanket option until the other guy becomes available to her and then the blanket gets tossed aside.. Aka she's not totally into you going back n forth like that.. That's why at times she wants your attention and at other times it's filled elsewhere.
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 29, 2012

  Clarification:
  Girls are superior at:
  🍔Complaining about calories because men are superior at calling women fat
  💰Spending someone else's money because men are superior at thinking with the wrong head!
  😱Gossiping because women are superior at communication
  👿Being bitches because men are superior at pulling that trait out of us
  😡Complaining about manners because men are superior at having none
  💩Having the weirdest smelling farts... They don't smell normal. That's women's superior defense mechanism and used only when necessary to rid the enemy!
  👶Getting pregnant when they arent supposed to because men are superior at lacking to wrap before tap
  🚗Being shitty drivers but for some reason our insurance is cheaper 😱
  💍Making guys spend money because women have a vagina
  👵Getting old... And ugly ... If that were the case there would not be words such as MILF and Cougar
  👂Not listening because men don't listen to women and we are simply returning the favor!

  Lol - Winning! 😂
• 🐮ϻɪʟĸϻαɲ🐮 Feb 29, 2012

  jack donkey wrote:

  🐮ϻɪʟĸϻαɲ🐮 wrote:

  You can tell these are all kids. Point of the matter is women have the pussy. They control when we get pussy. Therefore, women at the all-powerful all-controlling masters of our domain.

  At least they are if we ever want to get laid...
  

  I congradulate you.

  Thx. I know whose ass I must kiss if I want to get some action. All the other stuff is secondary.
• bigblack1x2 Feb 29, 2012

  Woman r only good for to things sex and food plain and simple that's all ic and we have a penis I say we win :)
• 🔫 Feb 29, 2012

  I opened this post because I thought the title said the SEXIEST thread.. 😔
• eviltink Feb 29, 2012

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  DAMN WOMEN ARE SO F**KING FRUSTRATIG. THIS STUPID GIRL WANTS TO GET ALL HISSY FIT ON ME FOR ASKING A COUPLE OF DAMN QUESTIONS. OK WELL OH WELL THAT I WANT TO KNOW WHY U TELL ME YOU LIKE ME, THEN TELL ME YOU ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THEN YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!! DON'T GET ALL HISSY FIT WITH ME!!!
  

  Ah, the 🐱 fit. Not a whole lot to do about it but perhaps get to the root cause which 9/10 has nothing to do with what she's initially freaking about. There was prob pre-freakage before your question. You know those foam earplugs that are so handy at the shooting range? Get some. Insert. Then listen (you will still hear important stuff). Listening is over half the battle. Those of us aware of the 🐱 fit don't like it so much, but it still happens. Builds up. And wham!
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 29, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  Your right men are superior..
  Superior at being classless
  Superior at being lazy
  Superior at making a mess
  Superior at being a puss when your sick
  Superior at not being romantic
  Superior at cheating
  Superior at relying on your mommies your whole life
  Superior at lying
  

  Well.. Hell... Guess I'm a girl then. I don't fit into any of those catagories.. Dam, this whole time I coulda sworn I was a guy.. Guess I have a new surprise for my lovely tonight 😉

  There are a few exceptions to the rule 😉 we're talking about the masses in this thread I thought.. Lol

  Well, I tried it anyway... :P she difnt believe me, follows by me showing her this, followed by her laughing for nearly 5 minutes..:) music to my ears.
  I concede.
  Girls-999,000,000
  Guys-1,000,000
  ...cause we're not all bad ;)
• ⚪️ Feb 29, 2012

  TheNewfieBullet wrote:

  Woman: you only hear what you want to hear! *sob* you never listen to me.
  Man: Sure, I'll have a beer.
  

  This made me laugh! The truth hurts.😂
• ⚪️ Feb 29, 2012

  You guys might appreciate a YouTube vid I love. Google on Shit Girls Say.

  You're welcome!💁
• TheNewfieBullet Feb 29, 2012

  🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:

  You guys might appreciate a YouTube vid I love. Google on Shit Girls Say.

  You're welcome!💁
  

  I think I saw that.
• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Feb 29, 2012

  🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  DAMN WOMEN ARE SO F**KING FRUSTRATIG. THIS STUPID GIRL WANTS TO GET ALL HISSY FIT ON ME FOR ASKING A COUPLE OF DAMN QUESTIONS. OK WELL OH WELL THAT I WANT TO KNOW WHY U TELL ME YOU LIKE ME, THEN TELL ME YOU ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THEN YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!! DON'T GET ALL HISSY FIT WITH ME!!!
  

  That usually means she likes someone else too and doesn't know what to do so she's holding on to the "security" blanket option until the other guy becomes available to her and then the blanket gets tossed aside.. Aka she's not totally into you going back n forth like that.. That's why at times she wants your attention and at other times it's filled elsewhere.

  Well I do know she likes someone else, I even know the guy, and she considers us such "good friends", I'm done playing her games and she just lost her friend.

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