🔊Turf Wars Annual Rap Off🎥 🎉Hosted by DZ🎉
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I ain't here to beef with plastic internet gangsters,
I'm here to pass time playing a game and laughing at wanksters!
Laughing at all the noobs crying about Johnny O's gas day, crying in the forums will get your turf capped and leveled for 7 days.
Whining and crying will get you no where, mob up or shut up is all you will hear.
If you want my advice I'll give it to you bro, grab some lube and some rubbers and prepare your ass like a HO!!!!Hahahha just a quick one.
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You know alla you whenever you ryme your just so bad your commiting a crime
Your raps are s**t like women's football
Nuff said peace out to y'all👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Just a short one 😜 -
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I realize that it's Gas Day
And I'm trying to watch my back,
But all these raps have caught my attention
And I must say they're painfully wack.
Gaddy's now in the mix
And I can't help but to make splash
I don't even know why ya'll bother
When all you serve up is trash.
I think maybe some of you
Are confused about rhyming.
I've noticed words that don't match
And some really piss-poor timing.
Rapping is like poetry
And should have a certain flow...
So sit back and take notes
On all this knowledge I bestow.
Consider using metaphors
That pack a powerful punch.
But don't bring that weak mess to me
Unless you pack a fucking lunch.
I ate some 'shrooms on Sunday
So I still feel a little spun.
Yet, my skills are still sharp.
Haha, I do this shit for fun.
I could literally go on for days,
But I just feel like I'm above it.
And all you haters can save the review.
Just sayin'...I know you love it 😏 -
gad-E wrote:
This one is some good shit👏I realize that it's Gas Day
And I'm trying to watch my back,
But all these raps have caught my attention
And I must say they're painfully wack.
Gaddy's now in the mix
And I can't help but to make splash
I don't even know why ya'll bother
When all you serve up is trash.
I think maybe some of you
Are confused about rhyming.
I've noticed words that don't match
And some really piss-poor timing.
Rapping is like poetry
And should have a certain flow...
So sit back and take notes
On all this knowledge I bestow.
Consider using metaphors
That pack a powerful punch.
But don't bring that weak mess to me
Unless you pack a fucking lunch.
I ate some 'shrooms on Sunday
So I still feel a little spun.
Yet, my skills are still sharp.
Haha, I do this shit for fun.
I could literally go on for days,
But I just feel like I'm above it.
And all you haters can save the review.
Just sayin'...I know you love it 😏 -
Yo.
The loneliness and the freedom, mix to make an ironic stew - you can't have your cake, and eat it too, if you're single, then you're alone, if you have someone, your heart's probably flown - but without a heart, you're cooped up at home, if you're single, you can act all grown - but who likes being grown, when they got company at home? As the legend said, I shouldn't have to rhyme to this rhythm for you to know it's a rap - well this legend says I got written my line and I'm givin to you in form of a rap, like it's a rap, and I'm still alone. Yeah.
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🇬🇧 Hooligan 🇬🇧 wrote:
Despite the slightly racist slant 👎 you did a fair good freakin job! 👍I'm Hooligan
I'm not a gangster, fool
Cause I follow all the rules
I play ping pong and pool
I don't disrespect authority
Or go against majority
Let's face it
My momma is my number one priorityI like Sarah Palin
There's no chicks, that i'm nailing
And you'll never catch me failing
Cause I'm sailing through school
I'm white
I'm white
I'm really, really white
I'm so pale I practicallyget sunburnt at night
Hey where are u at?
Put your hands in the air
I got a big black comb for my white boy hair
So don't expect me to be nice
I spread like lice
I'm colder than cold
I froze Vanilla iceIm glossy like Paint
The lyrical saint
I got too many girls, I wanna file a complaint
I'm 19, altough I look like I'm 9
But I pick my women, like fruit off the vine
I make guys jealous, I make girls squeal
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👾₳ÐÐ⌖451👾 wrote:
This one is some good shit👏
Haha!!! Thanks, bro 😉 -
If that's all you've got I might as well get shot
Listen up cos what I say is hot....Some people take it seriously
That's the way well leave it be
None of you know me
I'm a rising star
I m riding solo in my car
Doing my best trying take turfs
Half of u are just little smurfs
the vets have capped away
But me I'm here to stay
I'm just getting used to the game
Half of us must feel the same
Listening to me must start to feel lame
I will say one last thing just enjoy and remember it's only a game . -
I see I might have some competition
From my nigga, HooliGAN
So I'll give you guys round 2.
Bitch, here I go again.
There ain't shit on TV
At 4 in the morning
So I get on Turf Wars
To see my baby blue adorning.
The mood is somewhat mundane,
But not with armies & mobs.
I would surely die of boredom
If not for Steve Jobs.
I'm a boss...
I'm a champ...
I'm a whiz...
I'm a beast...
I'm a brazen freak of nature
And that's to say the very least.
I've got to get dressed for work
So I'll make just one final deposit.
It really hurts to be this good.
I'm out like Clay Aiken and the closet. -
I started out soft,
Like a dick with no chick,
Yer replies came real quick,
Your rap went the extra click,
I'm not gonna back down,
Cos I'm master of this town,
And I'm blasting in this round,
With my lyrics and rhyme,
All of the bits in time,
Ain't no stab in the dark,
I'm gonna leave my mark,
I'm easily good as you,
Maybe even better it's true,
An by the time I'm through,
You'll needa new rap crew,
I'm givin you somethin ta chew
Over like a dog with a rubba bone,
An I'll be sittin here at home,
Silent like a garden gnome,
Waitin fer a reply, but don't y'all even try,
Cos I've won it already,
And ain't nothin you can do. -
People say i started rap out of desperation,
I started this shit, too earn the love and respect of my nation.You rappin is shit fool,
After this i know your all bound ta, Go to Youtube and type 'rappin...how too'You think your all the true rapping master?
You probably all got your lines off rap star,I bet your all bitches that get bent over and scream 'oh yh fuck me faster'
Now i have spoken...Fuck off in your astra.Got bored
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The proof is in the pudding,
Nobody has anythin for inputting,
You all know that I'm best,
Like you're all taking a rest,
Letting things slide,
Without taking a side,
But if shit hits the fan,
You'll have to be a man,
Take the slap and get off the fence,
Don't come back or I'll take offence,
I'm the king of this comp,
It's like a little forest romp,
It's my stroll in the woods,
Cos I'm the one with the goods,
And I'm the one who can deliver,
I'm a taker and not a giver
So I'm taking the crown,
And I'm knocking you down,
Yeah, knocking you down,
Cos I'm taking, yeah I'm taking your crown. -
Posted that ^ before I saw FuzzyJosh's post.
It still counts, because Josh's doesn't 😉😏
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
AWESOME :)The proof is in the pudding,
Nobody has anythin for inputting,
You all know that I'm best,
Like you're all taking a rest,
Letting things slide,
Without taking a side,
But if shit hits the fan,
You'll have to be a man,
Take the slap and get off the fence,
Don't come back or I'll take offence,
I'm the king of this comp,
It's like a little forest romp,
It's my stroll in the woods,
Cos I'm the one with the goods,
And I'm the one who can deliver,
I'm a taker and not a giver
So I'm taking the crown,
And I'm knocking you down,
Yeah, knocking you down,
Cos I'm taking, yeah I'm taking your crown. -
You all sound like babies
My rap gonna hurt you like ya got bit with some rabies
Take a shower ya nasty ass got scabies
Now imma snap back flow so fly it make ya bitch have a heart attack
Now they crack is whack but ima nick nack patty whack and give ya mom my bone. All 8 inches maken her groan.
All you other rappers suck, yeah so you can rhyme and say fuck?
Well umm you be straight outta luck. You rhymes sound like you stuttering ya stuck?
Your not a thug so I'll crush ya like a bug. My flow is pho shizzle, ya boy MOON go hard like some cold nipples.
I'm out go smack ya fatty and watch the ripples. -
Your mob is filled with more faggots than Greek mythology
Ho, imma fuck up your entire psychology
And leave you drooling like you just got a lobotomy
I'm like morning wood, nothings harder than me
Your rhymes are boring just like studying geology
Yo I'm beano and this is my ideology
I'll make you lose a nut like an amputee
Im so hard, I'll shoot your pony
And your mom will scream "let beans bone me!"
What do you think of me now homie?
Still thinking I'm just another freak
Well imma cap your turf till you scream
Strike you faster than a laser beam
Think about All the little noobs I'll redeem
I'll make your mother wanna cream
By the way, she's a squirter, you don't know about her stream?
But don't worry about your mom, with her ill go easy
Beano out✌✌✌ -
Those last two ^ had one or two good lines,
I read em, didn't see any good rhymes,
They were dead like dragons from old times,
I'd even say they stank like rotten old limes,
The best of them I think was the end,
As I read them my tongue was all-a bend,
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim,
You'd be better off writing a book named hymn,
You're all pathetic and you can't even see it
I've got this wannabe killer and I'm ready to free it,
It'll come for you all it'll kill you wannabe
It's got a name I'm tellin you it's just me,
Yeah CIA don't care if I do it,
They got my case file, won't even look through it,
Cos I'm the wannabe killer, in the rappin' game,
And wannabe killin's right down my lane
So watch yer backs, and cover yer tracks, better fill yer packs, and be wearin comfy slacks, cos yer gonna be runnin like mad with me rappin down yer necks,
I'll stop now before it turns to verbal sex, eh? Before we're rappin' in bed, cos it's stuck in my head, the rappin in bed and the verbal sex. Yeah.Pwned!
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Magikz wrote:
Cheers buddy! 😉👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
AWESOME :)The proof is in the pudding,
Nobody has anythin for inputting,
You all know that I'm best,
Like you're all taking a rest,
Letting things slide,
Without taking a side,
But if shit hits the fan,
You'll have to be a man,
Take the slap and get off the fence,
Don't come back or I'll take offence,
I'm the king of this comp,
It's like a little forest romp,
It's my stroll in the woods,
Cos I'm the one with the goods,
And I'm the one who can deliver,
I'm a taker and not a giver
So I'm taking the crown,
And I'm knocking you down,
Yeah, knocking you down,
Cos I'm taking, yeah I'm taking your crown. -
Nope.
The pope.
Is dope. -
Wtf is that shit?! ^
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ADD TURFA is really trying,
But he just can't get ahead
With all those flimsy ass rhymes
He learned in special ed.
Hands off of my crown, son
And keep away from my throne.
My flow is so damn sick
I'm in a league if my own.
I'm a welder by trade;
This is simply just a hobby.
I piss more excellence
Than the great Ricky Bobby.
There's clearly a difference
Between the other raps and mine.
Ya'll just say random nonsense
While I focus on design.
I raise the bar with every post
To give you lames something to chase,
But if the damn thing gets any higher
We'll have to finish in outter space.
Is this even a real contest?
Where's my competition?
I'd like to at least meet one person
With comparable cognition.
It probably won't ever happen
So I'll just continue to rule alone.
I guess if I want a real challenger
I'll have to make a fucking clone. -
I to the C to the E,
Your lady wants to rock with me.
B to the E to the R to the G,
Your crew wants to roll with me.
When you hear Iceberg throw ya hands in the air,
When you see Slim wave like you just dont care.I'm the Slickback pimp from the old skool,
You cant hold me back like sleep drool.
When I step, I tilt my hat and swing low,
Checkin side to side for a new flow.
This playa's gotta keep it real,
So slick I flow uphill.
Im mad chill when I cruise the block,
I have the hood, Jake, and the shorties on lock.
Cant funk with me cuz I am in the zone,
Beep beep, beep beep.
Hold on, let me answer that. Its my car phone. -
The king was in his counting house, counting out his money...💰💰💰
The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey,🍸🍸🍸
The maid was in the garden, hanging up the clothes,👔👗👙👕
When along came a blackbird, that pecked off her nose 🐧💢👃😱 -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😳😹😹😹The king was in his counting house, counting out his money...💰💰💰
The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey,🍸🍸🍸
The maid was in the garden, hanging up the clothes,👔👗👙👕
When along came a blackbird, that pecked off her nose 🐧💢👃😱WE HAVE A WINNER!
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I wonder how many of the young kids will know where you got that verse, Bruenor. It's a shame, but it seems to me that kids aren't getting the quality we got. Heck, even 'Ba Ba Black Sheep' has been banned here in Australia. I think I'm going to go kill myself with a spoon.
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trollo Lol Lolo lo lo lo ha ha ha ha ha trollo lo lo lo ha ha ha ha ha trooooool lo lo loooo lo lo
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i suck at rapping, so cover your ears or all you'll ever hear is yapping.
So here it goes, you covered your ears? Alright, keep that pose.
Imma lil white boy tryin' to be black, but the skill is what i lack. You might as well be rappin against a sack.
(told u i suck...)
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rojo2017 wrote:
😳trollo Lol Lolo lo lo lo ha ha ha ha ha trollo lol has anybody noticed how much of a dickhead I am lol lol ha ha ha ha ha trooooool lo lo loooo lo lo I'm just a trolling dickhead lol lo ha ha troll lol lol
...dude, you shouldn't call yourself derogatory names, even if they do seem rather fitting. You are better than that! 👍 -
I never open a door, or pull out a chair.
You can tell me how you doin but i dont really care.
If you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it, cuz i'd be cold too if i gave you my jacket.
Like WHOA!!! You aint sittin up front, front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk!
I never answer my phone whenever you call it, and when the waiter brings the bill
I never lend you my wallet!
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