🔥The Turf Wars Roast Of...🔥

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Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 27, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰

We will not do some huge vet and see how it goes this time around! Remember, keep all the fire power towards the noob 👌😏
Tweek Feb 27, 2012

What happened last time? Did feelings get hurt?
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 27, 2012

Tweek wrote:
What happened last time? Did feelings get hurt?

Nothing bad happened. I'm just wondering how roasting a noob player will go compared to a vet.
Golden Dino Feb 27, 2012

Your axe ain't gonna do shit Bruenor. Your talking about your axe in bad/noobish threads and don't even do anything!
Tweek Feb 27, 2012

☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Your axe ain't gonna do shit Bruenor. Your talking about your axe in bad/noobish threads and don't even do anything!

Your whole "axe" idea is as bad as this guy's feeble attempts at burns.
Mr. Beefy0 Feb 27, 2012

Your name sucks.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 27, 2012

NO KNOWS HOW TO SAY YOUR NAME💚
And I think your ax has been "lost" long enough, I bet you never even had one 😜
🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 Feb 27, 2012

That axe can't do shit. I can ER more crap with my bare hands. You just go waving around every where in everyones faces.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Feb 27, 2012

I can't read your name with your stupid font.

Damn Whippersnappers.
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 27, 2012

They say it's not the size of the axe you swing but how you swing it! And from what these Foxy Ladies of TW say, they're both all hype!!!
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 27, 2012

Ps. Keep your axe in it's sheath! There's all kinds of disease floatin about in these forums!
🔥Add MOOB🔥 Feb 27, 2012

I swear to god sometimes I think he likes his ax more then his dick... Or his ax is a codeword for it😳😳😳

(love u man Its only a roast😉😉😉)
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Feb 27, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰

We will not do some huge vet and see how it goes this time around! Remember, keep all the fire power towards the noob 👌😏

I never liked your new name.
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 27, 2012

Your axe is so dull you can't even cut my 🍆
࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ Feb 28, 2012

You need to quit sharpening your axe and start using the Axe detailing scrubber tool to clean those balls!
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Feb 28, 2012

Your posts as just as noobish as the posts you say you will axe. you are more of a Hippocrate than Rachel ray.
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 28, 2012

Bruenor. Bruenor. What type of name is Bruuuuuenooorrrrr.. I mean, really? It's sounds like a Chinese guy saying blue more. And that ax. Why does he carry it around? What is he, a lumberjack? Its. Not like it does significant damage to the actual trees, looks more like antique to me. Axes are so yesterday..
And again, what do axes have to do with the name Bruenor? Nothing.
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 28, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
Bruenor. Bruenor. What type of name is Bruuuuuenooorrrrr.. I mean, really? It's sounds like a Chinese guy saying blue more. And that ax. Why does he carry it around? What is he, a lumberjack? Its. Not like it does significant damage to the actual trees, looks more like antique to me. Axes are so yesterday..
And again, what do axes have to do with the name Bruenor? Nothing.

Actualy... You might want to google that ;) hehehe
He has a battlehammer, not an ax..
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 28, 2012

YOU wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
Bruenor. Bruenor. What type of name is Bruuuuuenooorrrrr.. I mean, really? It's sounds like a Chinese guy saying blue more. And that ax. Why does he carry it around? What is he, a lumberjack? Its. Not like it does significant damage to the actual trees, looks more like antique to me. Axes are so yesterday..
And again, what do axes have to do with the name Bruenor? Nothing.

Actualy... You might want to google that ;) hehehe
He has a battlehammer, not an ax..
ANd he's the king of Mithril hall....
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 28, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
.. Try that again
Bruenor is the crafter of the war hammer Ageis-Fang, wielded by Wulfgar, his adopted son.
He carries an Ax, Taken from his fathers dead body in Mithril Hall.

I'm a DND noob...
Fat Ray's ghost Feb 28, 2012

You're a poop head!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 28, 2012

Fat Raymond wrote:
You're a poop head!

Didn't you say that in the last 3 roasts?
•C U N T• Feb 28, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰

We will not do some huge vet and see how it goes this time around! Remember, keep all the fire power towards the noob 👌😏

What's up bitch? Scared of a fair fight? PMSL
Fat Ray's ghost Feb 28, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Fat Raymond wrote:
You're a poop head!

Didn't you say that in the last 3 roasts?
You're a bed wetter!
Big Steve99 Feb 28, 2012

Fat Raymond wrote:
You're a poop head!

MOM!!!!! Ray said poo poo!!!!!
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 28, 2012

Fat Raymond wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Fat Raymond wrote:
You're a poop head!

Didn't you say that in the last 3 roasts?
You're a bed wetter!
This guy knows how to roast. 😜
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 28, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Fat Raymond wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Fat Raymond wrote:
You're a poop head!

Didn't you say that in the last 3 roasts?
You're a bed wetter!
This guy knows how to roast. 😜
Yeah he sure does! 😜😹
Bruenor, you're just a wannabe. A WANNABE DWARF! you'll need a beard, you know 😉
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 28, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Not my fault your Wrong.
Bruenors equipment consists of
1 jeweled crown
I solid gold shield(with foaming mug standard)
Dwarven Mail Armor, lightly enchanted
2 power gauntlets, heavily enchanted
1 Dwarven Battle Ax.

I've never seen you in this geeky of a light before.....
MadamCthulhu Feb 28, 2012

🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 wrote:
That axe can't do shit. I can ER more crap with my bare hands. You just go waving around every where in everyones faces.

Win. ^