Turf Wars Men: Over The Fence or Through The Gate?
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When you gotta pee how do you pull "it" out? Over the top or through the hole?
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I don't discriminate. I mix it up a bit. Really depends on the pants tho!
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I would imagine that throughtm the hole would heighten the chances of a "There's Something About Mary' type accident
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It depends if I'm wearing a belt. With a belt through the hole. Without one over the top.
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I just let it hang out my pant leg and try not to hit my shoes.
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Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
I agree, there are lots of different factors, type of underware, type of pants or shorts, time frames... I prefer through the hole as it gives a much better allround experiance...I don't discriminate. I mix it up a bit. Really depends on the pants tho!
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I wear gym shorts most of the time. If I'm not then I'm wearing loose fitting jeans... So ova tha top.
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Haha interesting thread here. Always over the fence for me. Never tried through the hole
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I always drop me drawers to the floor so I guess that would be over the fence.
I hate it when my pens and slide rule fall out of my pocket protector. One time, in band camp, I was bending over and they fell in the urinal. So I wiped them off with a rag and put the rag back in the trombone case, umm yeah.
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Always over. Don't wanna get it stuck in the Zipper. And anyway, it feels really weird through the gate, like having sex with a breifcase.
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
agreed. And i've never heard the gate/fence analogy before. Thanks for the laughs this morning ;-)It depends if I'm wearing a belt. With a belt through the hole. Without one over the top.
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j punchclock wrote:
hahahaha that's SO emasculating!I know a guy who's wife makes him sit down, pathetic. I prefer the no-hands, pants-around-the-ankles method myself, when decorum allows. Very liberating.
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Situational determination...depends on:
Size of the gate
Elasticity of the fence
Urgency to exit -
~Matt~ wrote:
lmfao!Situational determination...depends on:
Size of the gate
Elasticity of the fence
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~Matt~ wrote:
Lol funny thread man! I jus had my comment all write out then my m8 called me fuked it right up! Well basically matt just said what I woz gonna took the words straight out my mouth lol It deffo depends how badd u gotta go and wot u wearing and how drunk you are coz i can nether be bothered 2 go through the hole when I'm pissed!Situational determination...depends on:
Size of the gate
Elasticity of the fence
Urgency to exit -
Mr. Linderman wrote:
Yeah sameIt depends if I'm wearing a belt. With a belt through the hole. Without one over the top.
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As a busy executive I don't have time to worry about such petty things. Or to waste time in a bathroom. Which is why I wear Warren Buffett's Executive Brand Diapers. The only executive diaper endorsed, and used, by Warren E Buffett.
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Oh the insight into man culture. Lmao!
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itchy area wrote:
Lol so do u have 2 get someone 2 change your excecutive man diper for u coz that would be embarrasing for an excecutive like yourself?As a busy executive I don't have time to worry about such petty things. Or to waste time in a bathroom. Which is why I wear Warren Buffett's Executive Brand Diapers. The only executive diaper endorsed, and used, by Warren E Buffett.
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Many factors I mainly go through the gate :D
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j punchclock wrote:
LMAO! What, does she go into the bathroom with him to supervise?I know a guy who's wife makes him sit down, pathetic.
So 2 followup questions:
1) For those that drop their pants on the floor - do you do this in public restrooms? (I'm thinking of how disgusting some public bathroom floors are.)
2) What if you are already sitting down to do some "other business?" Do you then stand up? Is there some particular order in which these things must occur? (Especially since I know a lot of you are playing TW if you are sitting in there anyway! 😄) -
"Peed like a man?!" ROFL!!! Call me weird but I prefer not to pee in front of anyone. Nor do I desire to be in the bathroom while someone else is peeing. Yes, that includes my husband. The only exception is potty training kids - then you must be in there with them, obviously. But why would you want to be with anyone else?
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80% of the time, my son takes off everything to go potty- shirt, shoes, socks, everything. I try to explain that he doesn't have to do that. I was telling my dad about it & he said he had a friend who was in college before he realized he didn't have to get completely nude to pee. Imagine going to the bathroom in high school, seeing your friend butt naked in front of the urinals, then getting dressed..like it was totally normal..
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What's Seinfield?
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BellaItaliana wrote:
lmaoWhat's Seinfield?
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j punchclock wrote:
good freak out ;)Bwaaahahahaha-giddety-diggety-boogaly-doogaly-doo!!!?!!!.....!...!...!...!..!..!..!.!.!.!!!! splooge
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(I still watch reruns of SeinFELD almost daily)
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yomama1064 wrote:
your a boy lolHaha interesting thread here. Always over the fence for me. Never tried through the hole
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I go over the gate and thru the fence.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
that is disturbing on so many levelsI go over the gate and thru the fence.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
...to grandmother's house we go!I go over the gate and thru the fence.
(how's that for disturbing?)
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