I almost died 5 minutes ago

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MickTheMole Feb 26, 2012

I was in the middle of a run, and then out of nowhere I was chased down the street by a chihuahua! The little mutant was running circles around me! 😱
Creeper Nate Feb 26, 2012

Wholly crap how did you get away?
✙Baron✙ Feb 26, 2012

Ok...
MickTheMole Feb 26, 2012

creeper nate wrote:
Wholly crap how did you get away?

Luckily I remembered to play dead.
Creeper Nate Feb 26, 2012

He didn't take any test bites to make sure?
BIGsexxy Feb 26, 2012

My dad got bit by one so he got down and BARKED at it. I think he scared the owners more lol
MickTheMole Feb 26, 2012

creeper nate wrote:
He didn't take any test bites to make sure?

No... They have brute strength to make up for their lack of knowledge
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 26, 2012

Jesus. Too bad you didn't have a burrito handy. Glad your okay though.
Creeper Nate Feb 26, 2012

There must have been a taco bell near by they were hangin out around
🐌Captain snail Feb 26, 2012

Did you westle it?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 26, 2012

BIGsexxy wrote:
My dad got bit by one so he got down and BARKED at it. I think he scared the owners more lol

Only funny thing in this thread.
Original post 👎👎

On another note, I have actually almost died on several occasions. I'm not going into detail the stupid things I've done with friends. Leave it at that 😉
MickTheMole Feb 26, 2012

I know. What would it be doing to my body now if it had taken me down? 😰 Justin. A mad chihuahua is like a dogbearmouse who is high on taco bell. 😭 It had evil in its eyes! 👿
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 26, 2012

MickTheMole wrote:
I know. What would it be doing to my body now if it had taken me down? 😰 Justin. A mad chihuahua is like a dogbearmouse who is high on taco bell. 😭 It had evil in its eyes! 👿

Dude, it's not funny ...
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 26, 2012

I have some shotgun shell mole traps and the bear trap style. What's this chihuahua's number? Sounds like he needs extra tools.
brain stomper Feb 26, 2012

They are actually a very dangerous dog. They get into so many fights their exposure to rabies and other communicable diseases with humans is exponential, when compared to other canines.

I treat a lot of kids with rabies from chihuahua strays. Or at least their parents tell me it was a stray chihuahua.
Brassflamingo Feb 26, 2012

U should have died. It was your time.
Donnie Blingo Feb 26, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
MickTheMole wrote:
I know. What would it be doing to my body now if it had taken me down? 😰 Justin. A mad chihuahua is like a dogbearmouse who is high on taco bell. 😭 It had evil in its eyes! 👿

Dude, it's not funny ...
Dude stop trollin
~REVENGE~ Feb 26, 2012

MickTheMole wrote:
creeper nate wrote:
Wholly crap how did you get away?

Luckily I remembered to play dead.
No!!! Don't play dead. It might think you're a taco. Chihuahuas love tacos.
dabram71 Feb 26, 2012

Dogs r evil sometimes... 😖
ℵĩƈƙ₳ⅅⅅ ⅅĩℛƙ Feb 26, 2012

dabram71 wrote:
Dogs r evil sometimes... 😖

So is my wife 😹
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Feb 26, 2012

So there was this guy running down our street and our chihuahua went after him because he had a burrito
М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Feb 26, 2012

Dino Marchetti wrote:
MickTheMole wrote:
creeper nate wrote:
Wholly crap how did you get away?

Luckily I remembered to play dead.
No!!! Don't play dead. It might think you're a taco. Chihuahuas love tacos.
Whew glad im not a golden taco any more I would've had
Zero. Chance.™
SOR Feb 26, 2012

___NICK___ wrote:
dabram71 wrote:
Dogs r evil sometimes... 😖

So is my wife 😹
So is this bitch laying next to me moaning I play TW too much!
Dmitri Feb 26, 2012

My dog can be evil an is a escape artist.
Traüger🏃Retired Feb 26, 2012

My grandpa kicked a chihuahua over a snow bank when he was in college. It was completely fine, and never bothered him up again