What can I legally do to mess with my neighbors.
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They assaulted your brother assault one of them duuhhh
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Call the electric company tell them that your them and your moving in one week and would like to schedule a disconnect it's at least a day for that then once it happens you got at least another day for them to turn it on its funny
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You obviously don't have enough evidence to prosecute anybody for 'assault', otherwise you should be asking your lawyers what to do- not us.
Don't have the full story either. It's Friday night, music is not unreasonable and police handle noise complaints... So if you're taking actions into your own hands then you've missed telling us something...
Regardless, if you want retaliation then like everyone said- blast your own music all day. But if their really is a problem beyond that like you're implying, police deal with that
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*there really is a problem
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I can't suggest anything legal. And you probably live in American so how we would handle it in Australia would probably get you shot over there.
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Legal, no chance, it never works in your favour. Find one of them on there own, scare them (how ever you feel, murder is a crime though ;)) then if they wish to carry on, cut the circuit boards and smoke there room out (YouTube is your friend) then if that fails, make there lives living hell with the country folk music and death metal, if all else fails repeat the smoke part, then get mentors and coke bacardanate of soda and vinegar and post it through there door, this is all legal unless you get caught, wish is extremely unlikely. So there's my advice, my neibours must hate me :D
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Put a stink bomb in their house
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Or do the same 2 them find out what bothers them and do it
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Tell the people that own the apartment.
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Complain to them one more night. Tell the landlord. Then Make sure there are no cameras in the hallway and at 4am carve the racial slurs they use on you into YOUR door.
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I like the country music idea, I would do it within reason, at 8am and at a conversation volume, maybe a little higher.
But let's think about this. Party's at 2am on a regular basis. Is this ever during the week? Are people coming and going all night? Sounds like enough for the cops to investigate to see if someone is selling drugs. If they aren't selling, they are likely using. Get them busted for that and it will stop.
Go to the police station and talk to someone, forget calling about the noise, that's never going to work.
I'm not encouraging you to plant any sudafeds or drain cleaner in their apt ;)
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- Gather 5 guys at least 6'3" weighing in at 300 lbs each.
- Dress them in suits with turtlenecks, pinky rings and sun glasses.
- Have them knock on the door.
- When door is answered one of them say the following:
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"Scuse me. I'm sorry if I've interrupted your party here... but there seems to be a misunderstanding. You see... Babies are sleeping and certain people around here actually work for a living which means they have to sleep at this hour. Unfortunately, your late night escapades with the noise you are making... is interfering with these hard working people. Now listen closely, cause you seem like a reasonable person- tonight I'm coming as a friend to help you- so that no trouble comes to you because of this noise you're makin'. Understand? Capiche? Good.
But I gotta tell ya... If after leave here and if there's any disturbances coming from your apartment- I cannot help you in the future. Understand? Capiche? Good. Now... as a token of our friendship, I give you this photo of your uncle Don so that you may never forget who actually owns this building."- He hands them a photo of TW's Don- they all quietly turn and walk away.
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Just cut off their power, along with your own. They shouldn't think it was you because you also lost power..
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Haha. Well. Here's what you do. Go outside and find a payphone. Have a friend who can do a convincing fake voice call the police and claim that you live in whatever apartment number they are blasting music. Claim some thug has just broken in through the door with a gun and is demanding drugs from your pal. He doesn't know you're in the other room. End with an "Oh shit he's heard me!" and hang up. Now for the best part. Have your friend call back in a minute or two and say, "It's okay now. I shot him and he crawling out the door. You don't need to come anymore." and hang up. Fast as you can blink your complex will be surrounded by all the law. Stay outside and enjoy the show. If they're the thugs you say then the police will find weed or guns at least.
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Btw, if you really want to drive someone mad with music,
Songs that work well in repeat
"Gloomy Sunday"
"Macerena"
"hey there Delilah"
Or better yet :) one of those cheep 104 decibel window alarms, put it right above their door, so when you knock and run, they ears are assulted
(if the hallway has a camera, wear a big hat) hehehe
Break the switch off Sotheby's cant turn it off, and :P do it over and over till they have massive headaches -
Dude start a V against them.
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Gas meter is soooo easy to shit off.
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But in all seriousness go to one of those lawyers that offer a free consultation and pick their brains about noise complaint laws, how cases have gone in the past and what you can do about it. My neighbors did this cause they lived next to a rental house for the local college and got the residents evicted.
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During the middle of the night a about 5 am, start screaming "SATAN I LOVE YOU" in a low demonic voice, then start screaming as loud as possible like your being possessed. It will freak out your neighbors, (maybe enough so they will move out) but also the police really can't do anything to you because you could say u were exercising your religious beliefs.
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Hyena wrote:
Don't forget to put the speakers up against the wall.🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
How about Billy Ray Cyrus' Achey Breaky Heart Single on auto repeat. I fell asleep to a single once and the neighbors were upset about that for a month.Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
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Start blasting some horrible country music at 10 am, then leave and leisurely go about your errands, visit your mom, and buy a few air horns and ear plugs.
Shampoo rinse repeat as needed.
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Get a bunch of your friends together and buy a bunch of styrofoam cups. Now, fill them with water and place them all in front of their door/hallway so that there is a sea of cups blocking their door.
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Update, this morning they crazy bitch up stairs got into a fight with her boy toy and they were both arrested. Now, I pray that our landlord was telling the truth saying they would event them if they get another police report. 😺😺😺
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Go to a fireworks depo, grab a shit load of fire crackers(I suggest large medium sized ones) when they leave one day go around their house and lay them somewheres close to their house. Then that night when they are playing their music loud, light them, enjoy the show, and also if they call the police and ask what happened they will have to confess to having the music up loud.
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Buy a loud as fuck gun mabey two and shoot them when they are asleep or throw shit at their lawn :)
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cj brown wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍Fuck the po po. Burn them bitches house down.
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10 hours of the trololol song. Leave the house for 10 hours of course
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Fire up the lawn mower at 6 am right outside their window and walk away.
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Red viper wrote:
Oh yeah shoot them what a fantastic suggestion. That's just murder but hey. Just stay out of the forums idiot.Buy a loud as fuck gun mabey two and shoot them when they are asleep or throw shit at their lawn :)
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Yea i kinda meant throw shit at their lawn dumbfuckRed viper wrote:
Oh yeah shoot them what a fantastic suggestion. That's just murder but hey. Just stay out of the forums idiot.Buy a loud as fuck gun mabey two and shoot them when they are asleep or throw shit at their lawn :)
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