π almost made Rob The Cabbieπ crash
Forums βΊ General Discussion βΊ π almost made Rob The Cabbieπ crash-
Ok so here's what happend, we were msging back n forth when he mentions he was drivin and I said ok then I'll just wait til he's done right, anyways he msgs me sayin it's ok that cabbies are excellent multi-taskers and I kinda made him laugh with this almost rear endin someone ππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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Hold on
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Lol I can too but it's best to be safe than sry right. Don't wanna find out I caused ya to crash...wait then I shouldn't MSG u back til ur done π³ OH NO TOO LATE...WATCH OUTTTπ±!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH -crashes and gets knocked out- erm -wakes up hours later in the hospital- π· CONGRADULATIONS ITS A BOY! π³
WTF I'm a dude I can't get pregnant π· but we found this dead bird that got lodged into ur body durin the crash π¦ can't find the body just the head.....wanna hold it....π³π΅ NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! π -tap tap like in the wizard of oz- THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME -
-opens eyes to see bright blinding light and an angel- πΌ welcome to heaven π¨ -Homer Simpson startled scream- DIE STUPID PIXIE π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
πΌ LORD HELP!!!
π tryin to fly away from me huh??? Hahaβββ -cuts off wings-
π -says to self under breath- now to finish the job π«π£
β (god? Lol) STOP AT ONCE OR FOREVER BE BANISHED TO THE DARK DEPTHS OF HADE'S TOILETπ³ ππ no more drugs
β drugs are not allowed here either so plz leave heaven
π psh I don't have to listen to you COME BACK HERE PIXIE. TRYIN TO CRAWL AWAY FROM HERE HUH π¨π¨π¨π¨
β THATS IT!!! -everythin goes dark- π³ hey where'd the alien go???
-fire combusts out of nowhere going as far as the eye can see-
π± OH NO A SAUNA
I'VE BEEN TRICKEDπΏ UR IN HELL STUPID
π± OH NO THAT MEANS ILL LOSE THE WEIGHT EVEN FASTER -
I can verify,I was the taxi driver,and no,I didn't understand him either
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πΏ u really are stupid arnt you
πͺ AT LEAST IM
NOT HORNY LIKE U HAHA GET IT HORN-Y haha
πΏ SHADUP
ππ³π¨π π NO...BODY...TELLS...ME...TO...SHUT...UP
πΏ if u shut up u can take a dip in the lava pool π OHH LAVA POOL ITS LIKE A LAMP BUT MUCH BIGGER
-jumps in- πΏ NO WAIT THATS THE -splash- π₯ ....πΏ oh wellπ£π -climbs out as a
skeleton- OH NO ANOTHER TRICK πΏ what the hell how are u still alive u have no organs. How the hell...
π well DUH THIS IS HHHHEEEELLLLLLLL stupidπΏ that didn't make sense
πYESITDID!!! ur just too SSSSSTTTTTUUUUPPPIIIIDDDD to under stand and -another startled scream- πΏ ILL SHOW U STUPID...COMEHERE!!!!! -camera zooms out as the two run into the valley of fire, lava, corpses, and stupidfied demons- -
messrine wrote:
πu didn't let me finish...well now I am but stillI can verify,I was the taxi driver,and no,I didn't understand him either
I HATE THAT WE CANT POST MORE THAN 2 TIMES IN A ROW. IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE 5
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step out of the car sir
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Nick's car---->ππ’ππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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You're right primo,Ive interrupted,will read again,sorry brother/
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having read again,I can confirm that those are your fathers credit cards,a good nights sleep will usually suffice,Thank you....no,this way sir...thank you
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Haha! I'll have one (or two) of whatever πππ he's having!
Dude, that would literally take me more than two hours to type!
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~Matt~ wrote:
lol me tooHaha! I'll have one (or two) of whatever πππ he's having!
Dude, that would literally take me more than two hours to type!
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messrine wrote:
lolhaving read again,I can confirm that those are your fathers credit cards,a good nights sleep will usually suffice,Thank you....no,this way sir...thank you
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get some wrote:
π really??? It only took me a~Matt~ wrote:
lol me tooHaha! I'll have one (or two) of whatever πππ he's having!
Dude, that would literally take me more than two hours to type!
couple of mins π -
Primo Loco wrote:
how long do you have to wait in between ?messrine wrote:
πu didn't let me finish...well now I am but stillI can verify,I was the taxi driver,and no,I didn't understand him either
I HATE THAT WE CANT POST MORE THAN 2 TIMES IN A ROW. IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE 5
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...π³
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I'm at home now... Safe and sound muwhaha... Primo ya bugger... π
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I was reading that novel primo wrote driving with my knee heading to a call... Old lady in front of me is doing 30 in a 50 zone I mean WTF... Long story short I had to lock up the brakes in the old Prius and came hmmm bout 6 inches from her bumper... Damn old ladies... Damn Primo...
Goood times...
Home in the couch now roastin a fatty...
π
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Rob the Cabbie wrote:
π sry bro lolI was reading that novel primo wrote driving with my knee heading to a call... Old lady in front of me is doing 30 in a 50 zone I mean WTF... Long story short I had to lock up the brakes in the old Prius and came hmmm bout 6 inches from her bumper... Damn old ladies... Damn Primo...
Goood times...
Home in the couch now roastin a fatty...
π
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Add "BASS" pls wrote:
like a min or two which always let's people interrupt my thread in the middle of it πPrimo Loco wrote:
how long do you have to wait in between ?messrine wrote:
πu didn't let me finish...well now I am but stillI can verify,I was the taxi driver,and no,I didn't understand him either
I HATE THAT WE CANT POST MORE THAN 2 TIMES IN A ROW. IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE 5
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Lmao I miss this πΉ
it's still funny πΌ
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