WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH LITTLE KIDS?!?

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☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

I need an answer within the hour. Last time they came my brother was here and he's good with little kids. I'm horrible with them. Any ideas on what I should do?
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 24, 2012

Play with gasoline
Nakana Feb 24, 2012

::: slides over some matches :::
࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ Feb 24, 2012

Go outside if its nice, board games, tag, hide and seek, get creative
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Play with gasoline

Seriously dude. I would do that but it's snowing outside.
chopper shooter Feb 24, 2012

Let them punch in codes for You. Cuz you're gonna need the mob
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

chopper shooter wrote:
Let them punch in codes for You. Cuz you're gonna need the mob

Slave labor... I like it..
GreenManXphile Feb 24, 2012

Invite some friends over. Then duck tape them to the wall upside down, and bet on which one passes out first.
Nakana Feb 24, 2012

chopper shooter wrote:
Let them punch in codes for You. Cuz you're gonna need the mob

A little foreshadowing there?
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

Nakana wrote:
chopper shooter wrote:
Let them punch in codes for You. Cuz you're gonna need the mob

A little foreshadowing there?
I doubt he/she will remember as soon as I become level 15.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 24, 2012

☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
I need an answer within the hour. Last time they came my brother was here and he's good with little kids. I'm horrible with them. Any ideas on what I should do?

Sell them. Buy alcohol with the money. Get their parents drunk when the get home. Everybody is happy! 👍
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
I need an answer within the hour. Last time they came my brother was here and he's good with little kids. I'm horrible with them. Any ideas on what I should do?

Sell them. Buy alcohol with the money. Get their parents drunk when the get home. Everybody is happy! 👍
I'm not babysitting them. They are my cousins. Their parents are going to be home. And I don't think I can buy alcohol...
GreenManXphile Feb 24, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
I need an answer within the hour. Last time they came my brother was here and he's good with little kids. I'm horrible with them. Any ideas on what I should do?

Sell them. Buy alcohol with the money. Get their parents drunk when the get home. Everybody is happy! 👍
Hows he gonna find a child buyer within an hour? This isn't nam... There are rules!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 24, 2012

Hide and seek,,
They hide,
You count.... Every other minute yell out "I'm gonna find you" as you sit there playing TW
Ojibwe Feb 24, 2012

give them sticks and let them beat you, kids love that. Keep them busy for hours.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 24, 2012

💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
I need an answer within the hour. Last time they came my brother was here and he's good with little kids. I'm horrible with them. Any ideas on what I should do?

Sell them. Buy alcohol with the money. Get their parents drunk when the get home. Everybody is happy! 👍
Hows he gonna find a child buyer within an hour? This isn't nam... There are rules!
Lmao! 😹
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 24, 2012

☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Play with gasoline

Seriously dude. I would do that but it's snowing outside.
You can play with some knifes I stead I guess. Or liquid nitrogen.
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
give them sticks and let them beat you, kids love that. Keep them busy for hours.

Sounds fun. Even though it won't hurt...
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 24, 2012

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:
Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Play with gasoline

Seriously dude. I would do that but it's snowing outside.
You can play with some knifes I stead I guess. Or liquid nitrogen.
I don't have liquid nitrogen. Knives sound fun, but I need to sharpen them first.
madam Feb 25, 2012

Take them to a mcdonalds that has a playland. Also let them play and eat. Then take them to a good pet store. To look. Then to a dollar store. Let them spend few dollars.
Degradable Z Feb 25, 2012

Rhinosauraus tranquilizer darts
Warhero0014 Feb 25, 2012

I love these! Mind if I use some?
Buffy Feb 25, 2012

Give them some scissors and have them race each other.
Warhero0014 Feb 25, 2012

Buffy wrote:
Give them some scissors and have them race each other.

Ok now this is my favorite. ✂✂GO!
🐌Captain snail Feb 25, 2012

Kill it!
Fat Basterd Feb 25, 2012

Play Edward 40hands, but with juice boxes.
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 25, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
I love these! Mind if I use some?

Go ahead.