Is France better than England?
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Is France better than England?
In terms of weapons, inventions and feats (military ONLY)Pour tous les français et les anglais aussi,
La France et meilleur que l'Anglettere?
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I think the French are better at military than England. We do have more nukes, invented planes and pioneered flight!
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Watch all the French jokes coming from England and all the English jokes coming from France you cheese eating surrender monkeys England all the way 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😳
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The french have an army?
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Pah! You have to use OUR test facilities to test YOUR bombs! Ha
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More than the UK
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daveb wrote:
I'm not condoning this, but man is it funny😜you cheese eating surrender monkeys
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The Nuke371 wrote:
May as well. I heard all the French who worked there ran away and abandoned it hahhahahPah! You have to use OUR test facilities to test YOUR bombs! Ha
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Add WISDOM wrote:
Jeremy clarkson said it so all credit goes to himdaveb wrote:
I'm not condoning this, but man is it funny😜you cheese eating surrender monkeys
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Look at history. When has France not had it's ass kicked? Hundred Years War, Seven Years War, Napoleon in Russia, Napoleon's 100 Days, Franco-Prussian War, WWI (until Britain stepped in), WWII (even with the British helping), and in Vietnam (Dien Bien Phu)
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And I may be forgetting some.
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I know it's a old joke but
French customs
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to. -
That's the last bit of French bashing by me they have a great country
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Hahahahahaa!
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Well I was in st Denis last year and there was loadsof tramps skag needles on the floor and alcoholics everywhere and I thaught London was bad ! The area around Notre daam was decent though.
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Though we have more nukes, found radiation, invented the metric system, pasteurization, made great food, etc.
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And yet on sky news today have declared a whole village for sale for a measley £275k... Think France are trailing behind the times of 'Great' Britain.. Pfft!!
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The Nuke371 wrote:
Sorry, but the wright brothers were the ones who pioneered flight more or less. The first military airplane was the weight military flyer. And I wouldn't say "invented planes." Again, that was more the wright brothers. And as far as development of aviation technology, France didn't make many leaps, that was mostly the US and Germany.I think the French are better at military than England. We do have more nukes, invented planes and pioneered flight!
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The French invented hot air balloons. That's the flight they invented.
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Yeah, but there's not much more.
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Food yea frog legs and snails
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Speaking of France an England, you should watch Hetalia on YouTube or netflix.
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
If you want to get technical. Leonardo DeVinci invented flight lol. He technically made the blueprint for the first working flying machine.The Nuke371 wrote:
Sorry, but the wright brothers were the ones who pioneered flight more or less. The first military airplane was the weight military flyer. And I wouldn't say "invented planes." Again, that was more the wright brothers. And as far as development of aviation technology, France didn't make many leaps, that was mostly the US and Germany.I think the French are better at military than England. We do have more nukes, invented planes and pioneered flight!
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daveb wrote:
That's new to me. 😂😂😂I know it's a old joke but
French customs
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to. -
I thought the franchise would be slagging of the Brits more then this
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The French did invent the guillotine whoop whoop and the Brits gave us the Beatles even though they came with Ringo...
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Go USA!😜
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
True. But to the best of my knowledge, he never built it so could never test it.Zebulon Pike wrote:
If you want to get technical. Leonardo DeVinci invented flight lol. He technically made the blueprint for the first working flying machine.The Nuke371 wrote:
Snip.snip
The American brothers, Wilbour and Orvill Wright invented the first airplane.
On that note, I believe that a couple of French men were building an airplane at the same time as the Wright brothers, but had technical issues. The Wright brothers made the first successful flight (unpowered: glider) at Kittyhawk in the first decade of the 1900's (1901 or 1902 I believe), and within a couple of years they'd modified and lightened a gasoline engine to power their biplane. -
There's only one problem with France...
There are too many french people there! 😝
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my personal opinion is Davinci did not invent flight. If anything he made a glorified glider which did ok . He had great concepts that when tested or would have been tested would not have worked but the man deserves credit for coming up with the concept like the helicopter etc.
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We are a tiny fookin island and our 'empire' spread far and wide. If we saw it and wanted it, we took it, simples. Military wise? No comparison, different leagues!
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