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Tͫ͗̈̂ͫͬ͂ͩ̆ͥ̉̓̑̓҉̡̦̱̠̲̩̝͓̬̼̟̝̲̬̥͍͘h̸̳̥̼͓͈̺͇̖̘̞̻ͬ͒ͨ͛̓̽̓ͯ͂̎̐̀͘͡e̷̛̼̠̯̟̻̠͓͖̝̗͇ͧ͆̈́͂̄̽̈ͫ̅ͦͦͫ͌̚͝ͅ
̡̨̰̻̩͚̙̮͙̱̮̦̖̮̆͑ͬ͌͒K̶̤̻̼͔̟̠̮̙̩̰̃ͮͯͮ̌̄ͅi̢̱̼̥͖͎̯͎͙͎̤͓ͭ͐ͩ̓̒ͭ̇͘͠ͅn̏̑̿ͧͨ̈͗̿̄̔̉͋̂̈҉̸̖̫̮̰̖̬̼̬̱̲͚̟̺̕͜͞ģ̷̢̮͉̰̥̗͍̣̟͉͆ͦͣͫ́͢ ̵̧̛̰̪̼̖̐̈́̓
̵ͣ̃̾̋́̃͂̑̃̋̈ͮ̀҉̬̟̦͖̙̺͉̝̬͕C̨̘̦̲̣̰̮̱̪ͦ͆̏̽̑ͯ̎ͫ͊͒͌́́͋̿ͧͧͦ́̕͘͠o͊̌ͧ͂͒̂̎ͫ̂̓̉̒̀҉̷͎͎̱̬̗͇̱͕̼̗͙̬͕̳̳̣́͜m̷̴̵͎̘̖̝̟͇̅̔̐ͨͦ̑̊̒̇̔͂ͨ͌͒̽͆̀ę̰̩̠̭͈͖͙͈̳̦ͩͭ͊ͣ͜ͅs̍̉̽ͮ̌ͭͮͬͥͦ͗̿̈̅̀ͧͬ͏̸̶̲̲͖̯͉̘̜̞͟͠ͅ
̨̢̛͔̹̰̑̓̔̔͋ͬͤ͊̏̂ͯ͑̀͟ͅḎ̨̩͉̞͓̯̝̥̞͇̼̞̼̻̒̍͑̓ͯ͂͜͡ơ̶̳͖̥̭̱͂̉̆̊͛́͂̂́̋̈͂̈́̋͑̌̕͟͠w̡͉̲̮͓̘̣͓͌̈́̑́̌͐̉͐͑̌͂̋̔ͤ̉͘ͅͅn̶͇͖̗̤̲̻͔͓̟̣̳ͮ̐ͪ̑̇̇ͯͦ͗̓́͛͟͡ͅ
̴̻̖͔͔͍͔̙̺͎͍̬̙͚̼̼̣̂̈́ͭ̇ͩ͊ͨ̈́̀ͧ͋̅̒̚͡Z̴̜͈͖̦̯͙͓̹͉̲̜͖̪̪͈͍̗̈́̈̈́̾̊̕͘a̷̶͕̱̞͚̦̟̣̗͍̠̪͕̽́̑̂ͯ͂̇ͅͅl̤̯̠̪̄̈́͆ͦ̀̆̃ͧ̒̑ͪ͊̚͘̕g͌̑̇ͫͤͮ͐ͭͤ͆̽̂ͯ͏̷̴̤͖̘̭̣͔̰̟͈̭̲͙̰͠ͅo̡͂ͮͣͤͮ͒ͬ̉ͫ̓ͧ͒͑̃̍̎̈̊͌͜͏̧̬̰̦̖o͛̊ͯ̿ͮ̽̄̑͑͗̚͏͚͍̺̣̙͖̰̱̬͙̫͜ȍ̧͓͔̦̳͎̭͇͛̂ͩͬͦ͑͆͆̕͘͢ͅȯ̷̉̏̂̔̅̐ͦ̐ͥ̅̇͌̂͏̜͖͓̖͕̲̺͕̩̬̺̝̲̖̞͙̖̦͡ǫ̦̱̰̰̺͇̜̥̼̣͖̩̹ͬ͗̂̆͋ͭͥ̚͘͟ơ̶̧̧͎̞̘̖̰͓̜̩̜̤̻̭͚̘̦̤̮̭ͦ͑̈́̓ͨͫ͋͗ͭ̈́͊̎͂ͬ̃ͨͥo̷͉̖̩͉̦͈̩̭̯̼̖̞̤̰̖̟̊́͛̓̓̓̈́̑ͭͬ͒͊̒̄͜͟͞͝ͅ ̢̢̱͍̟̗̺̰̤̳͔̼̝͚̫̀̓ͧ̚͡ -
💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
I completely understandTͫ͗̈̂ͫͬ͂ͩ̆ͥ̉̓̑̓҉̡̦̱̠̲̩̝͓̬̼̟̝̲̬̥͍͘h̸̳̥̼͓͈̺͇̖̘̞̻ͬ͒ͨ͛̓̽̓ͯ͂̎̐̀͘͡e̷̛̼̠̯̟̻̠͓͖̝̗͇ͧ͆̈́͂̄̽̈ͫ̅ͦͦͫ͌̚͝ͅ
̡̨̰̻̩͚̙̮͙̱̮̦̖̮̆͑ͬ͌͒K̶̤̻̼͔̟̠̮̙̩̰̃ͮͯͮ̌̄ͅi̢̱̼̥͖͎̯͎͙͎̤͓ͭ͐ͩ̓̒ͭ̇͘͠ͅn̏̑̿ͧͨ̈͗̿̄̔̉͋̂̈҉̸̖̫̮̰̖̬̼̬̱̲͚̟̺̕͜͞ģ̷̢̮͉̰̥̗͍̣̟͉͆ͦͣͫ́͢ ̵̧̛̰̪̼̖̐̈́̓
̵ͣ̃̾̋́̃͂̑̃̋̈ͮ̀҉̬̟̦͖̙̺͉̝̬͕C̨̘̦̲̣̰̮̱̪ͦ͆̏̽̑ͯ̎ͫ͊͒͌́́͋̿ͧͧͦ́̕͘͠o͊̌ͧ͂͒̂̎ͫ̂̓̉̒̀҉̷͎͎̱̬̗͇̱͕̼̗͙̬͕̳̳̣́͜m̷̴̵͎̘̖̝̟͇̅̔̐ͨͦ̑̊̒̇̔͂ͨ͌͒̽͆̀ę̰̩̠̭͈͖͙͈̳̦ͩͭ͊ͣ͜ͅs̍̉̽ͮ̌ͭͮͬͥͦ͗̿̈̅̀ͧͬ͏̸̶̲̲͖̯͉̘̜̞͟͠ͅ
̨̢̛͔̹̰̑̓̔̔͋ͬͤ͊̏̂ͯ͑̀͟ͅḎ̨̩͉̞͓̯̝̥̞͇̼̞̼̻̒̍͑̓ͯ͂͜͡ơ̶̳͖̥̭̱͂̉̆̊͛́͂̂́̋̈͂̈́̋͑̌̕͟͠w̡͉̲̮͓̘̣͓͌̈́̑́̌͐̉͐͑̌͂̋̔ͤ̉͘ͅͅn̶͇͖̗̤̲̻͔͓̟̣̳ͮ̐ͪ̑̇̇ͯͦ͗̓́͛͟͡ͅ
̴̻̖͔͔͍͔̙̺͎͍̬̙͚̼̼̣̂̈́ͭ̇ͩ͊ͨ̈́̀ͧ͋̅̒̚͡Z̴̜͈͖̦̯͙͓̹͉̲̜͖̪̪͈͍̗̈́̈̈́̾̊̕͘a̷̶͕̱̞͚̦̟̣̗͍̠̪͕̽́̑̂ͯ͂̇ͅͅl̤̯̠̪̄̈́͆ͦ̀̆̃ͧ̒̑ͪ͊̚͘̕g͌̑̇ͫͤͮ͐ͭͤ͆̽̂ͯ͏̷̴̤͖̘̭̣͔̰̟͈̭̲͙̰͠ͅo̡͂ͮͣͤͮ͒ͬ̉ͫ̓ͧ͒͑̃̍̎̈̊͌͜͏̧̬̰̦̖o͛̊ͯ̿ͮ̽̄̑͑͗̚͏͚͍̺̣̙͖̰̱̬͙̫͜ȍ̧͓͔̦̳͎̭͇͛̂ͩͬͦ͑͆͆̕͘͢ͅȯ̷̉̏̂̔̅̐ͦ̐ͥ̅̇͌̂͏̜͖͓̖͕̲̺͕̩̬̺̝̲̖̞͙̖̦͡ǫ̦̱̰̰̺͇̜̥̼̣͖̩̹ͬ͗̂̆͋ͭͥ̚͘͟ơ̶̧̧͎̞̘̖̰͓̜̩̜̤̻̭͚̘̦̤̮̭ͦ͑̈́̓ͨͫ͋͗ͭ̈́͊̎͂ͬ̃ͨͥo̷͉̖̩͉̦͈̩̭̯̼̖̞̤̰̖̟̊́͛̓̓̓̈́̑ͭͬ͒͊̒̄͜͟͞͝ͅ ̢̢̱͍̟̗̺̰̤̳͔̼̝͚̫̀̓ͧ̚͡ -
💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
I just developed epilepsy.Tͫ͗̈̂ͫͬ͂ͩ̆ͥ̉̓̑̓҉̡̦̱̠̲̩̝͓̬̼̟̝̲̬̥͍͘h̸̳̥̼͓͈̺͇̖̘̞̻ͬ͒ͨ͛̓̽̓ͯ͂̎̐̀͘͡e̷̛̼̠̯̟̻̠͓͖̝̗͇ͧ͆̈́͂̄̽̈ͫ̅ͦͦͫ͌̚͝ͅ
̡̨̰̻̩͚̙̮͙̱̮̦̖̮̆͑ͬ͌͒K̶̤̻̼͔̟̠̮̙̩̰̃ͮͯͮ̌̄ͅi̢̱̼̥͖͎̯͎͙͎̤͓ͭ͐ͩ̓̒ͭ̇͘͠ͅn̏̑̿ͧͨ̈͗̿̄̔̉͋̂̈҉̸̖̫̮̰̖̬̼̬̱̲͚̟̺̕͜͞ģ̷̢̮͉̰̥̗͍̣̟͉͆ͦͣͫ́͢ ̵̧̛̰̪̼̖̐̈́̓
̵ͣ̃̾̋́̃͂̑̃̋̈ͮ̀҉̬̟̦͖̙̺͉̝̬͕C̨̘̦̲̣̰̮̱̪ͦ͆̏̽̑ͯ̎ͫ͊͒͌́́͋̿ͧͧͦ́̕͘͠o͊̌ͧ͂͒̂̎ͫ̂̓̉̒̀҉̷͎͎̱̬̗͇̱͕̼̗͙̬͕̳̳̣́͜m̷̴̵͎̘̖̝̟͇̅̔̐ͨͦ̑̊̒̇̔͂ͨ͌͒̽͆̀ę̰̩̠̭͈͖͙͈̳̦ͩͭ͊ͣ͜ͅs̍̉̽ͮ̌ͭͮͬͥͦ͗̿̈̅̀ͧͬ͏̸̶̲̲͖̯͉̘̜̞͟͠ͅ
̨̢̛͔̹̰̑̓̔̔͋ͬͤ͊̏̂ͯ͑̀͟ͅḎ̨̩͉̞͓̯̝̥̞͇̼̞̼̻̒̍͑̓ͯ͂͜͡ơ̶̳͖̥̭̱͂̉̆̊͛́͂̂́̋̈͂̈́̋͑̌̕͟͠w̡͉̲̮͓̘̣͓͌̈́̑́̌͐̉͐͑̌͂̋̔ͤ̉͘ͅͅn̶͇͖̗̤̲̻͔͓̟̣̳ͮ̐ͪ̑̇̇ͯͦ͗̓́͛͟͡ͅ
̴̻̖͔͔͍͔̙̺͎͍̬̙͚̼̼̣̂̈́ͭ̇ͩ͊ͨ̈́̀ͧ͋̅̒̚͡Z̴̜͈͖̦̯͙͓̹͉̲̜͖̪̪͈͍̗̈́̈̈́̾̊̕͘a̷̶͕̱̞͚̦̟̣̗͍̠̪͕̽́̑̂ͯ͂̇ͅͅl̤̯̠̪̄̈́͆ͦ̀̆̃ͧ̒̑ͪ͊̚͘̕g͌̑̇ͫͤͮ͐ͭͤ͆̽̂ͯ͏̷̴̤͖̘̭̣͔̰̟͈̭̲͙̰͠ͅo̡͂ͮͣͤͮ͒ͬ̉ͫ̓ͧ͒͑̃̍̎̈̊͌͜͏̧̬̰̦̖o͛̊ͯ̿ͮ̽̄̑͑͗̚͏͚͍̺̣̙͖̰̱̬͙̫͜ȍ̧͓͔̦̳͎̭͇͛̂ͩͬͦ͑͆͆̕͘͢ͅȯ̷̉̏̂̔̅̐ͦ̐ͥ̅̇͌̂͏̜͖͓̖͕̲̺͕̩̬̺̝̲̖̞͙̖̦͡ǫ̦̱̰̰̺͇̜̥̼̣͖̩̹ͬ͗̂̆͋ͭͥ̚͘͟ơ̶̧̧͎̞̘̖̰͓̜̩̜̤̻̭͚̘̦̤̮̭ͦ͑̈́̓ͨͫ͋͗ͭ̈́͊̎͂ͬ̃ͨͥo̷͉̖̩͉̦͈̩̭̯̼̖̞̤̰̖̟̊́͛̓̓̓̈́̑ͭͬ͒͊̒̄͜͟͞͝ͅ ̢̢̱͍̟̗̺̰̤̳͔̼̝͚̫̀̓ͧ̚͡ -
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̢̏͆̇ͭ̊̅ͦ̚͢҉@̴̢̛ͮ̃ͣ̿͆̊͌̉͆̈̃ͫ͑͢&̴̐̀̋̇̎͛͒ͪͫ͛̚͏̕'̷̛̇͂̉̎ͣ̄͆͛̆̑̓͛͂̑͊̑͑̉̕͘͢?̸̢̛̔ͪ̀͋ͮ̿͑̓͒̀̊́͘͟Ć̛̒͋̊͛̃̂̚҉O̴̷̔͌ͪͦ͑ͬ̽̋̃͆̔͂̾ͪ̔͢͡M̷̡̉̂ͣͨ̉͑̀̈̕͘͢Ê̵͗̈ͩ̌̈́͌̂ͬ̈̕S̸̊̊ͪ͂̿̈́͗̈́̔̂͌́̚͏͢?̛̏̅̈͂̐͘͜͢,ͪ̽ͨͦͤ̓ͭ͋ͮ̐͒̄ͥ́̚.̶̷͗̔ͦ̿͋̒̑ͮͪ̇ͦͣ͆͌ͤ͝ -
A myth of the Kamba in Kenya tells us how elephants originated. A very poor man heard of lvonya-Ngia, 'He that feeds the Poor'. He decided to go and find Ivonya-Ngia but it was a long journey. When he finally arrived, he saw uncounted cattle and sheep, and there, amidst green pastures, was the mansion of Ivonya-Ngia, who received the poor man kindly, perceived his need and ordered his men to give him a hundred sheep and a hundred cows. 'No', said the poor man, 'I want no charity, I want the secret of how to become rich.' Ivonya-Ngia reflected for a while, then took a flask of ointment and gave it to the poor man, saying: 'Rub this on your wife's pointed teeth in her upper jaw, wait until they have grown, then sell them.' The poor man carried out the strange instructions, promising his wife that they would become very rich.
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After some weeks, the canine teeth began to grow and when they had grown into tusks as long as his arm the man persuaded his wife to let him pull them out. He took them to the market and sold them for a flock of goats. After a few weeks the wife's canine teeth had grown again, becoming even longer than the previous pair, but she would not let her husband touch them. Not only her teeth, but her whole body became bigger and heavier, her skin thick and grey. At last she burst out of the door and walked into the forest, where she lived from then on. She gave birth to her son there, who was also an elephant. From time to time her husband visited her in the forest, but she would not be persuaded to come back, although she did have more healthy children, all elephants. It was the origin of elephants and it explains why elephants are as intelligent as people.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
This👆👆Greenman, your threads allways deliver.
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
How the fu-k?Tͫ͗̈̂ͫͬ͂ͩ̆ͥ̉̓̑̓҉̡̦̱̠̲̩̝͓̬̼̟̝̲̬̥͍͘h̸̳̥̼͓͈̺͇̖̘̞̻ͬ͒ͨ͛̓̽̓ͯ͂̎̐̀͘͡e̷̛̼̠̯̟̻̠͓͖̝̗͇ͧ͆̈́͂̄̽̈ͫ̅ͦͦͫ͌̚͝ͅ
̡̨̰̻̩͚̙̮͙̱̮̦̖̮̆͑ͬ͌͒K̶̤̻̼͔̟̠̮̙̩̰̃ͮͯͮ̌̄ͅi̢̱̼̥͖͎̯͎͙͎̤͓ͭ͐ͩ̓̒ͭ̇͘͠ͅn̏̑̿ͧͨ̈͗̿̄̔̉͋̂̈҉̸̖̫̮̰̖̬̼̬̱̲͚̟̺̕͜͞ģ̷̢̮͉̰̥̗͍̣̟͉͆ͦͣͫ́͢ ̵̧̛̰̪̼̖̐̈́̓
̵ͣ̃̾̋́̃͂̑̃̋̈ͮ̀҉̬̟̦͖̙̺͉̝̬͕C̨̘̦̲̣̰̮̱̪ͦ͆̏̽̑ͯ̎ͫ͊͒͌́́͋̿ͧͧͦ́̕͘͠o͊̌ͧ͂͒̂̎ͫ̂̓̉̒̀҉̷͎͎̱̬̗͇̱͕̼̗͙̬͕̳̳̣́͜m̷̴̵͎̘̖̝̟͇̅̔̐ͨͦ̑̊̒̇̔͂ͨ͌͒̽͆̀ę̰̩̠̭͈͖͙͈̳̦ͩͭ͊ͣ͜ͅs̍̉̽ͮ̌ͭͮͬͥͦ͗̿̈̅̀ͧͬ͏̸̶̲̲͖̯͉̘̜̞͟͠ͅ
̨̢̛͔̹̰̑̓̔̔͋ͬͤ͊̏̂ͯ͑̀͟ͅḎ̨̩͉̞͓̯̝̥̞͇̼̞̼̻̒̍͑̓ͯ͂͜͡ơ̶̳͖̥̭̱͂̉̆̊͛́͂̂́̋̈͂̈́̋͑̌̕͟͠w̡͉̲̮͓̘̣͓͌̈́̑́̌͐̉͐͑̌͂̋̔ͤ̉͘ͅͅn̶͇͖̗̤̲̻͔͓̟̣̳ͮ̐ͪ̑̇̇ͯͦ͗̓́͛͟͡ͅ
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