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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 23, 2012

While channel surfing & trying to figure out what to watch on TV right now, I stumbled across a News station reporting on the overcrowding of airports everywhere. Seems that some in the community feel that this is unfair and could continue to get worse. One possible solution to this might be spraying a tephlon or nonstick solution to the areas surrounding airports. Any turf placed there upon landing wouldn’t stick & would slide outside the landing area keeping it open for others to travel. While particular attention was focused on Tokyo, I think that the crowding there is just due to it’s lax stance on ownership of virtual goods but that’s just my personal opinion.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 23, 2012

In foreign affairs news, there has been a forum crack down by “Nick and the Devs” as Iran warned Tuesday that it would strike against an “enemy”, Aka Eddie Stobart. This seemed to get the attention of Trolls everywhere as they could be heard laughing at the government imposed sanctions dubbed: tweaks thread before bedtime. As the on the scene reporter made her way thru the crowd, looking for police protection, confused onlookers could be heard questioning, WTH is a troll?
ཛམར། ཛཀཥརཞཇ 🔨🔥💀 Feb 23, 2012

I'm going to Tokyo.

Piston Honda FTW
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 23, 2012

In technology news, the Dramabot 5000 was released this week to subpar reviews. While it is now available on PC or Mac, many in the community have complained about quirkiness and instability. At best, this seems to be the same antiquated platform as before with merely more than a name change. While they have added a password to reset act, most already know that it’s easy to crack & there’s an app for that.
In Health news, researchers are looking for any SM alumni to participate in a study involving sleeping with your contacts in. If you decide you would like to be a part of the study, participants will be given custom names . This is to prevent anyone outside the study group from putting a face to name.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 23, 2012

In entertainment news, Mr. Beefy took out a full page advertisement in the local paper claiming “I got 10K” as he hyped his annual St. Patrick’s Day challenge. Many new events were added to this year’s festivities. Among some of the greater concerns were questions about hopping and the new format for the bully debate. All of these will be addressed in the coming update of rules & regs. Much fun is expected to be had by all as many revelers will become over intoxicated to the point of pondering where did matter come from?

Until next time, that’s all the news that really wasn’t fit to print.
Ꭱ3V Feb 23, 2012

Lmfao this was amazing. Thanks Saba.
Ojibwe Feb 23, 2012

Excellent reporting👍
ᏣяλżɏVįқîиg Feb 23, 2012

Nice Saba.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 23, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Lmfao this was amazing. Thanks Saba.

👍✌👍
Very good indeed. 😄
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 23, 2012

Is this going to be a daily news report it's great👏👏
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Feb 23, 2012

Bravo!!! I give you a standing 'O'.
👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 Feb 23, 2012

I think this gives Mischief's weekly update a run for it's money. 👍
Amish Hitman Feb 23, 2012

Standing O for a thoughtful and funny post
🔨Wulfgar🔨 Feb 23, 2012

I give you a __.. I'm mean an | ... I mean an O sheesh, I can never get those to stand right..
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
GRΛVΞ Feb 23, 2012

Great read....lmao
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 23, 2012

Much better than CNN or fox news!

SabaNews 13: where only the topics that "matter" are covered!
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 23, 2012

(and the closing paragraph that I was not permitted to post earlier because I had posted too many times, even though it was my own thread.)

And as I turned off the TV and closed my eyes to go to bed, I could still hear the haunting, distant chanting coming from the crowd, as they pumped their fists in defiance,,,SWAGGER, SWAGGer, SWAGger, SWAgger, SWagger, Swagger, swagger...
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Feb 23, 2012

😂😂😂😂
〓CAPTAIN SATAN〓 Feb 23, 2012

I lol 👍
★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Feb 23, 2012

That was very entertaining. Thank you Saba!
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 23, 2012

Sabasaul wrote:
(and the closing paragraph that I was not permitted to post earlier because I had posted too many times, even though it was my own thread.)

And as I turned off the TV and closed my eyes to go to bed, I could still hear the haunting, distant chanting coming from the crowd, as they pumped their fists in defiance,,,SWAGGER, SWAGGer, SWAGger, SWAgger, SWagger, Swagger, swagger...

👍go GREEN💚team!
Johnny O 💃 Feb 24, 2012

Outstanding Saba! 👏👏
風火貌 Feb 24, 2012

⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:
Outstanding Saba! 👏👏
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Feb 24, 2012

風火貌 wrote:
⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:
Outstanding Saba! 👏👏
Ꭱ3V Feb 24, 2012

This shouldn't be second page already