If a zombie apocalypse happened....

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Degradable Z Feb 23, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
I'd join you, but I probably couldn't make it to Texas before I died😲

Us texans dun' know howda shoot a rafle and a shawtgun, cus' ya know er'thins bigga' in texas!
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First off, I agree with the lads/ladies above in that this thread really is the work of a troll. However, the zombie apocalypse is one of my favourite scenarios, so I'm going to play along.

1⃣ I'd move out of town, to a large, open, grassy area on a hill for defence. I'd work on creating a fortified, underground bunker using shipping buried shipping containers. Whilst building it, I'd live in a farmhouse with boarded up windows etc. See point #2.

2⃣ Generators. Weapons. Food. Animals for milk, eggs and meat. Vehicles. Fuel. machinery, tools and materials for fortification purposes.

3⃣ No. Not my current home. See point #1.

To be continued...
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4⃣ No. See point #1.

5⃣ Yes. Assume rifles from the local army barracks, rifles and shotguns from farmhouses and sporting stores. Handguns from the local poice stations.

6⃣ If they were alive, they'd come with me. If they were dead, I'd bury them.

7⃣ Alliance, if possible, yes. Gang, no. I'd also broardcast a radio message (yes, I can do that.) on all channels, and I'd post banners and signs around advertising a safehouse, once the fortifications were complete.

8⃣ With some luck, and the right assistance, I'd last till the zombies died of starvation/age.

9⃣ No. Lack of internet, and present pressing circumstances (not being turned into a human happy meal) would make TW a little bit unreasonable.

1⃣0⃣ I've no questions.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Feb 23, 2012

Degradable Z wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
I dont give one damn If I repeated this thread, it's probably the best looking one out there. So no, you can deal with it.

You are .5 bad threads away from 0 income.
I'm asking you to level me, please.. It's just pixels (:
I'll join u in this tweek
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^^point #5: *Assult rifles.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Feb 23, 2012

YOU wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
I dont give one damn If I repeated this thread, it's probably the best looking one out there. So no, you can deal with it.

You are .5 bad threads away from 0 income.
I'm asking you to level me, please.. It's just pixels (:
I'll join u in this tweek
Then again, I should be flattered because he called one of my threads the best one out there 😊 but no, I'm with tweek
Degradable Z Feb 23, 2012

⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
I dont give one damn If I repeated this thread, it's probably the best looking one out there. So no, you can deal with it.

You are .5 bad threads away from 0 income.
I'm asking you to level me, please.. It's just pixels (:
I'll join u in this tweek
Then again, I should be flattered because he called one of my threads the best one out there 😊 but no, I'm with tweek
Even more people invited to the party! When's it start?
Zedman5000 Feb 23, 2012

Degradable Z wrote:
Warhero0014 wrote:
I'd join you, but I probably couldn't make it to Texas before I died😲

Us texans dun' know howda shoot a rafle and a shawtgun, cus' ya know er'thins bigga' in texas!
If that Coloradoian gibberish is supposed to say "Us Texans don't know how to shoot a rifle or a shotgun, because, you know, everything's bigger in Texas!", then you are mistaken. I know how to fire shotguns, rifles and M16s, and how to throw tomahawks and knives.
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Feb 23, 2012

Degradable Z wrote:
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
Tweek wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
I dont give one damn If I repeated this thread, it's probably the best looking one out there. So no, you can deal with it.

You are .5 bad threads away from 0 income.
I'm asking you to level me, please.. It's just pixels (:
I'll join u in this tweek
Then again, I should be flattered because he called one of my threads the best one out there 😊 but no, I'm with tweek
Even more people invited to the party! When's it start?
Ha ha I noticed that they didn't get your turf yet 👍

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