What is the best joke in the world?
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says - "why the long face?".
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Haha.
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Two men walk into a bar, the other one ducks
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2 Jews walk in a bar the bartender throws a penny on the ground and the jew shoots the other one for the penny
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The end
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
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Because she's a woman!
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just kidding ladies. -
Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one says, ‘Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.’
‘By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.’
‘By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.’
‘I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.’
‘So,’ says his buddy, ‘what's your point?’
‘Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.’ -
DDDD23 wrote:
haha. Laughed hard. Thanks DDD23 you just made my day. 😺Because she's a woman!
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just kidding ladies. -
2+2=5 for very large values of 2.
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76.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Two guys walked into a bar...than the blew up
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ldub wrote:
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahTwo guys walked into a bar...than the blew up
the pure awesomeness of this joke.😭 -
A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...
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What happened to the horny jewish man when he walked into a wall?
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He broke his nose!
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." -
Negrita Chula wrote:
lolTwo deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." -
A man walks into a bar with a money on his shoulder. I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore
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DDDD23 wrote:
Lol that is so wrong.Why can't Helen Keller drive?
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phailthequail wrote:
actually made me chuckle.A man walks into a bar with a money on his shoulder. I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore
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A man returns home to find his best friend in bed with his wife. The man pulls out a knife and stabs his best friend to death.
His wife stands up and puts on her dressing gown. Turning to her husband she says "Carry on like that and you'll have no friends left."
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Joe Fritzl: he puts the semen back into basement!
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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause?
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A car battery and a set of jump cables walk into a bar . The bartender says look I'll serve u this time but just don't start again ..
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32 wrote:
Santa don't get cought!What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause?
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Three ducks are arrested
for trespassing on a private pond. They go to court and the judge asks the first one, "what were you doing at 3am at that pond?" and the duck replies "I was blowing bubbles." The judge, a bit angry, does not believe him and thinks he is keeping something. He then asks the second duck, "and what were YOU doing at the pond?" and he gives the same answer. The judge, already angry, then asks the third duck, "and let me guess, you too were blowing bubbles?!" and the third duck replies, "oh no your honor! I'm Bubbles." -
32 wrote:
Santa has three hoes. Tiger has many more.What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause?
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💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
👍32 wrote:
Santa has three hoes. Tiger has many more.What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause?
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Do you like fishsticks?
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You like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
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