🔥The Not-So-Weekly Turf Wars Roast🔥
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This time around we will have a splendid roast with our good friend, Mr Big Cat!
I decided to go ahead and do this earlier. The last one was hillarious.
Remember everyone, keep the heat on the Cat! And no holding back! The Movement of the Yawn can't stop you guys! 🔥🔥🔥
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Turf wars community aren't funny enough to handle this thread
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What a big pussy he is.
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YOU wrote:
And yes that was the best I could come up with quickly. Haven't had any coffee 😒What a big pussy he is.
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he doesn't lay turf like the rest of us, he marks his territory.
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I sometimes feel like Mr Big Cat is like one of the cats I own. Moderately overweight, lazy, always tries to eat my food, and probably worst of all, he never shuts up!
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Thin ice.... Thin ice..... 👀
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I'm only seeing complement thus far :-D clearly I'm an all round nice fella.
Jeffrey to be compared to one of your own mogs is high praise
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
They'll appreciate you one dayI'm only seeing complement thus far :-D clearly I'm an all round nice fella.
Jeffrey to be compared to one of your own mogs is high praise
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The 70's are over man, no one goes around calling themselves "Cat" anymore.
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Mr. Big Cat is an upstanding, valuable member of our community. And I, for one, am proud to call him a fellow mobster deserving of utmost respect.
What's a roast?
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You know what they say about a big cat? They need a big litter box.
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Roasting a cat, all the sudden I have a craving for Chinese food for dinner tonight.
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ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
In your pants 👍I'm told that he is soooooo big, for Mr.BigCat, the whole world is a litter box.
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Big Steve99 wrote:
LOL! Kinda hurtful, but still:)Roasting a cat, all the sudden I have a craving for Chinese food for dinner tonight.
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Big Steve99 wrote:
Cat 👊 It's what's for Dinner!Roasting a cat, all the sudden I have a craving for Chinese food for dinner tonight.
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Add YUAH wrote:
🎶He's got the whoooole world, in his pants🎶ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
In your pants 👍I'm told that he is soooooo big, for Mr.BigCat, the whole world is a litter box.
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<Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Thin ice..Thin ice.. I love staring at my huge🍆... 👀
😁😁😁😳😳😳😁😁😁
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Mr Big Cat doesn't play Turfwars, Turfwars plays Mr Big Cat
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😁😁😁😳😳😳😁😁😁Mr Big Cat doesn't play Turfwars, Turfwars plays on top of Mr Big Cat
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tonytlj wrote:
Must be a bit uncomfortable...Add YUAH wrote:
🎶He's got the whoooole world, in his pants🎶ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
In your pants 👍I'm told that he is soooooo big, for Mr.BigCat, the whole world is a litter box.
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Mr Big Cat was sitting by the lake when a sausage came floating by. He stuck his paw in getting it wet. A few minutes pass and a bigger sausage came floating by and he jumps in.
Moral of the story.. The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!! Not the other way around Mr Big Cat.. Maybe it's time to change your name to Mr Big Weiner?!? 😁 probably more suiting for a male unless your ok with being known as a wet pussy??
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Have dissected many cats throughout my life. A truly Big Cat is a pleasure to dissect. Meaty, large organed, and well-veined. This one's a bit "moewthy" to borrow a phrase and a tad of a preener. I suspect mostly an over-combed hair ball practicing "Figaro" on a crate behind the Paris Opera House while grooming with spit on a spork.
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Yawn...... I would roast him but I'm too tired 💤💤💤
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nadarrah wrote:
Snap out of it! Don't let the yawn hold you back!Yawn...... I would roast him but I'm too tired 💤💤💤
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Can't hold it back much longer....... Yaaaaaaawwwnnnn💤💤💤 💤nadarrah wrote:
Snap out of it! Don't let the yawn hold you back!Yawn...... I would roast him but I'm too tired 💤💤💤
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nadarrah wrote:
Damnit man! Come back!Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Can't hold it back much longer....... Yaaaaaaawwwnnnn💤💤💤 💤nadarrah wrote:
Snap out of it! Don't let the yawn hold you back!Yawn...... I would roast him but I'm too tired 💤💤💤
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Saddest roast for a truly roastsable cat.
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Roastable. Damnit.
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Lol people have to much fear to successfully roast me. I've even stayed in the shadows keeping my incredible wit and comedy stylings quiet to give the peeps opportunity... Guess I shall have to rip on u all to ensure at least some roast is to be had....
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Mr big cat how nice to met you it's time to beat you,
I've come to under feed you,
I rapp around the fur ball you call a cat,
so don't get slapped by mister big dog,
I know you like to eat frogs but you really need to jog,
I'll roast a cat he might tast like cat in the hat,
don't go to jack in the crack today your on a diet,
Splat it's a here comes mr big cat who's so fat,
Mrbig cat how nice to met you now it's time to eat you
😜 ps don't hurt me it's a rapp 😜
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