Kelder?
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Who is he/she? I saw mischief post about it...
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A Nutjob that's who.
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KELDER is salvation. KELDER is king
KELDER is leader
KELDER is life
KELDER is spirit
KELDER will return, and will lead us into an epic, and bloody war, that shall destroy the non-believers, and honor his followers! KELDER loves you, but you must also love him OR ELSE! All hail KING KELDER!!!!!!! -
💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:
A king that's who.
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Kelder is a twit.💋
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Uhhhhhhhhh
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⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
KELDER is high-larious.Kelder is a twit.💋
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Kelder is a player that every single bet fears, though few will admit it
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Are you afraid of KELDER?Kelder is a player that every single bet fears, though few will admit it
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Is he a real player in the game or what?
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Yes. Yes I am. Though he showers his love upon me. It gives me confidence. It's how I get through every day⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Are you afraid of KELDER?Kelder is a player that every single bet fears, though few will admit it
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Keldar is the prince of Drasnia. He doubles as a thief named Silk and was a traveling companion of king Belgarion and Belgarath the sorcerer...oops , wait, that's a David eddibgs novel... Sorry
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Kelder's an annoying player that talks about himself in the third person all the time.
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Fear KELDER, but also love him... OR ELSE!Fat Raymond wrote:
Yes. Yes I am. Though he showers his love upon me. It gives me confidence. It's how I get through every day⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Are you afraid of KELDER?Kelder is a player that every single bet fears, though few will admit it
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I understand what KELDER is now. (all hail kelder)
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Mystery wrote:
Well. He does happen to be the best player cw ever sawKelder's an annoying player that talks about himself in the third person all the time.
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Twit. Twit. Twit.
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KELDER has had many names, today he is known as
👑 The ]{ing 👑
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Mystery wrote:
Einstein had aspergers syndrome, and couldn't read until he was 6. All great men, have their flaws....Kelder's an annoying player that talks about himself in the third person all the time.
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Mystery wrote:
Saelo thinks that this is a mark of high intelligence... or was it a sign of the crazies instead...? Hmmm...Kelder's an annoying player that talks about himself in the third person all the time.
*saelo ponders*
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I fear no man.
Nor do I grovel for any but Bruenor, the only king I know of.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Hmm.. What a troubled man you are Wulfgar... But don't you worry, you will find salvation!I fear no man.
Nor do I grovel for any but Bruenor, the only king I know of.
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Troubled? Salvation??🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Hmm.. What a troubled man you are Wulfgar... But don't you worry, you will find salvation!I fear no man.
Nor do I grovel for any but Bruenor, the only king I know of.
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I have already met my salvation in Bruenors kingdom.
Crushed and bleeding, I lay broken at his feet... He taught me to play again, stronger, tougher than before... ALL HAIL THE AX -
🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Calm down, Wulfgar, in Kelder's kingdom, there will be no more war, salvation is very easy to find. All you have to do to find inner peace is to accept KELDER's awesomeness.Fat Raymond wrote:
Troubled? Salvation??🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Hmm.. What a troubled man you are Wulfgar... But don't you worry, you will find salvation!I fear no man.
Nor do I grovel for any but Bruenor, the only king I know of.
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I have already met my salvation in Bruenors kingdom.
Crushed and bleeding, I lay broken at his feet... He taught me to play again, stronger, tougher than before... ALL HAIL THE AX -
I pm'ed the King! He will return very soon! All hail King KELDER!!!!!!!!
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Calm huh.. I can be calm,🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Calm down, Wulfgar, in Kelder's kingdom, there will be no more war, salvation is very easy to find. All you have to do to find inner peace is to accept KELDER's awesomeness.Fat Raymond wrote:
Troubled? Salvation??🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Hmm.. What a troubled man you are Wulfgar... But don't you worry, you will find salvation!I fear no man.
Nor do I grovel for any but Bruenor, the only king I know of.
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I have already met my salvation in Bruenors kingdom.
Crushed and bleeding, I lay broken at his feet... He taught me to play again, stronger, tougher than before... ALL HAIL THE AX
But I will NEVER find inner peace. 😡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😡 -
Is he any relation to the Teflon Don?
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But seriously what did happen to the guy named 'salvation' except it was in those impossible-to-remember written way? I remember all the stuff he wrote but I can't remember what happened to him.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
He reset, King KELDER is now called 👑 The ]{ing 👑But seriously what did happen to the guy named 'salvation' except it was in those impossible-to-remember written way? I remember all the stuff he wrote but I can't remember what happened to him.
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Hyena wrote:
Of course not! KELDER is all-loving, he would never work with people as evil (and stupid) as Teflon!Is he any relation to the Teflon Don?
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Oh okUnknownAssassin wrote:
He reset, King KELDER is now called 👑 The ]{ing 👑But seriously what did happen to the guy named 'salvation' except it was in those impossible-to-remember written way? I remember all the stuff he wrote but I can't remember what happened to him.
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