Attention all Australian mobs !
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If I have a turf near you - that means I am going to Capp ur ass and really couldn't give a monkeys who you are. I am in a V right now so if you have over 25k mob then it's best you cap me quick while u can. As for the Sydney borglets, you may have noticed our TWFC scouting party arrived a few weeks ago. It has been determined that you are a worthy alliance for war and we will start to bring in our army soon. I suggest you dig in ( real deep). Take care and remember that war is fun... So let's party... Yeahhhh ❤❤❤❤❤
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It's been a while since I have seen you Mrs Jane. But hell the forums need spicing up.
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Make war not ❤
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Missy Jane wrote:
Booooom. Bow down people!!If I have a turf near you - that means I am going to Capp ur ass and really couldn't give a monkeys who you are. I am in a V right now so if you have over 25k mob then it's best you cap me quick while u can. As for the Sydney borglets, you may have noticed our TWFC scouting party arrived a few weeks ago. It has been determined that you are a worthy alliance for war and we will start to bring in our army soon. I suggest you dig in ( real deep). Take care and remember that war is fun... So let's party... Yeahhhh ❤❤❤❤❤
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It says - Im going to plant my stiletto in ur head if you are in range - quite straight forward really - I thought?
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Dear Aussies,
Due to the fact I am preparing for war, all nearby turfs will be summarily capped in order to create a safe perimenter and prevent sniping. Due to my current V status and resultant temporary defense defecit, now is a prime opportunity to attack me. Furthermore, TWFC has determined The Borg is a worth opponent, and therefore hostilities will commence shortly. Thus, it is recommended Sydney residents prepare themselves accordingly. This is, however daunting, no reason succomb to panic, as it is wise to remember battle is not merely a means to advancement, but also entertainment.
Sincerely yours,
Missy Jane -
Oh wow it's heathrow all over again now I like the Borg and I like twfc. How can we sort this out
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Or was it Newcastle who who that one
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Missy Jane wrote:
If I have a turf near you - that means I am going to Capp ur ass and really couldn't give a monkeys who you are. I am in a V right now so if you have over 25k mob then it's best you cap me quick while u can. As for the Sydney borglets, you may have noticed our TWFC scouting party arrived a few weeks ago. It has been determined that you are a worthy alliance for war and we will start to bring in our army soon. I suggest you dig in ( real deep). Take care and remember that war is fun... So let's party... Yeahhhh ❤❤❤❤❤
Zzzzzz
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Been drinking again Missy???🍺😲. Blah Blah Blah. Only thing I have noticed is the land TWFC occupy in Oz is getting smaller. Pour yourself another one mate. Will help to take the pain away...
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You heard it Australia. Only thing you'll get sitting on the fence is splinters up your arse😱. Missy has stated she's going for all Oz players. React now and support the Borg.
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41Fivin' wrote:
👏👏👏👏 spoken like a true smartass, I love it 😂😂😂😂Dear Aussies,
Due to the fact I am preparing for war, all nearby turfs will be summarily capped in order to create a safe perimenter and prevent sniping. Due to my current V status and resultant temporary defense defecit, now is a prime opportunity to attack me. Furthermore, TWFC has determined The Borg is a worth opponent, and therefore hostilities will commence shortly. Thus, it is recommended Sydney residents prepare themselves accordingly. This is, however daunting, no reason succomb to panic, as it is wise to remember battle is not merely a means to advancement, but also entertainment.
Sincerely yours,
Missy Jane -
May we again fight side by side one day buy until then let the capping begin all the best
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Missy Jane wrote:
Hahaha bang mother fucker u get it nowIt says - Im going to plant my stiletto in ur head if you are in range - quite straight forward really - I thought?
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ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:
41Fivin' wrote:
👏👏👏👏 spoken like a true smartass, I love it 😂😂😂😂Dear Aussies,
Due to the fact I am preparing for war, all nearby turfs will be summarily capped in order to create a safe perimenter and prevent sniping. Due to my current V status and resultant temporary defense defecit, now is a prime opportunity to attack me. Furthermore, TWFC has determined The Borg is a worth opponent, and therefore hostilities will commence shortly. Thus, it is recommended Sydney residents prepare themselves accordingly. This is, however daunting, no reason succomb to panic, as it is wise to remember battle is not merely a means to advancement, but also entertainment.
Sincerely yours,
Missy JaneI was trying to do OTB a favor. 👍
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Missy Jane wrote:
Hmm... I have been waiting to be able to cap you. Will I suffer your wrath if I take back a few of those high value turf you took from me or is this offer only good in Australia?If I have a turf near you - that means I am going to Capp ur ass and really couldn't give a monkeys who you are. I am in a V right now so if you have over 25k mob then it's best you cap me quick while u can. As for the Sydney borglets, you may have noticed our TWFC scouting party arrived a few weeks ago. It has been determined that you are a worthy alliance for war and we will start to bring in our army soon. I suggest you dig in ( real deep). Take care and remember that war is fun... So let's party... Yeahhhh ❤❤❤❤❤
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Finaly some acktion. Can i join missy!!
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Well some people wanted the vets back. Looks like Australia is about to go up like a eucalypt in a bush fire.
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Anyone see the link ⬆ ?, answers listed below
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Ahh, TWFC finally have a new leader since Brits exit.
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DBR. What a yawn. Proper drognut of an alliance. H@ddock must have piles for the amount of you lot up his arse. Seriously folks. When was the last fight/battle/skirmish you won? I remember when you you lot would post about about capping a Britfury turf in the middle of nowhere like it was a big thing. Anyway... Whenever you lot capped those in your way (neutrals or not) I remember the saying that it was a war game. Well it seems it's a war game when you lot are capping 2k mobs but when u lot are getting capped its a cheat this cheat that. Anyway. All the other alliances even that pussy baic lot laff at ya. Cos we all know. Live denial for as long as you can. Yawn reflex at all of you.
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Isn't this thread about Missy capping Australians regardless of mob Random? You trying to turn it into a 'TWFC' moaning thread? Shame on you mate...
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Reaper💀 wrote:
Isn't this thread about Missy capping Australians regardless of mob Random? You trying to turn it into a 'TWFC' moaning thread? Shame on you mate...
Lol mate. Troll me once shame on you. Troll me twice, shame on me. Just saying TWFC weren't mentioned until ramb poked his ugly hairy head up from beneath the bridge after ronin's attempt to be "po...li...🎵tical🎵". I wish DBR would just give up the whole trying to justify... Well DBR tbh. Cos that's what it is. Everyone who knows anything about TW knows DBR is a spent force. Or should do anyway.
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Meh
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Give random his own thread so he can talk more shit like he has in here
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randombloke wrote:
You should stop spending so much time with DAS. Do you notice how you almost speak like him now?DBR. What a yawn. Proper drognut of an alliance. H@ddock must have piles for the amount of you lot up his arse. Seriously folks. When was the last fight/battle/skirmish you won? I remember when you you lot would post about about capping a Britfury turf in the middle of nowhere like it was a big thing. Anyway... Whenever you lot capped those in your way (neutrals or not) I remember the saying that it was a war game. Well it seems it's a war game when you lot are capping 2k mobs but when u lot are getting capped its a cheat this cheat that. Anyway. All the other alliances even that pussy baic lot laff at ya. Cos we all know. Live denial for as long as you can. Yawn reflex at all of you.
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