Fertility Mushroom Cult?

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Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 16, 2012

What are your guys thoughts on people theorizing that Christianity started out as people tripping on mushrooms and seeing God? All those pictures created where mushrooms are hidden or just growing out of baby Jesus's head and the discovery that "Christ" in one of the bridging languages that led to the Indo European branch of language means "mushroom."

I think it would be hilarious if true 😂 Look this shit up, guys and gals! I bet Belial knows more than I do in the subject.
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

Christianity started because Mary cheated on Joseph and lied to him so she didn't get stoned like the tart she was. What do you think of that
Ojibwe Feb 16, 2012

Oooh, you guys are trouble makers.
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

Just a point of view from a heathen just don't believe in the church.
👿Belial Feb 16, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
Oooh, you guys are trouble makers.
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 16, 2012

daveb wrote:
Christianity started because Mary cheated on Joseph and lied to him so she didn't get stoned like the tart she was. What do you think of that

That's another idea
Mr Lincoln Feb 16, 2012

⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
Oooh, you guys are trouble makers.
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 16, 2012

I thought this would spark that next debate thread. Guess no one cares much! Lol!
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

Yea nobody cares about Christ because he was made up
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 16, 2012

daveb wrote:
Yea nobody cares about Christ because he was made up

You mean nobody cares about mushroom*
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

If one person talks to a imaginary person they get lock up.But if loads do it, it's a religion wtf
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

Yea the mushrooms the one that gives you a extra life is the only one I eat
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Feb 16, 2012

I think a bunch of stoners wrote a book that was too long in seven days.
Ojibwe Feb 16, 2012

Instead of complaining maybe you guys should just start your own cult. It couldn't be that hard, happens all the time. Go with the free sex angle at first to build up you congregation.
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Feb 16, 2012

I think free don points would get us more then rope them in with sex drug and rock and roll yea baby
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 16, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
Instead of complaining maybe you guys should just start your own cult. It couldn't be that hard, happens all the time. Go with the free sex angle at first to build up you congregation.

No complaining here. We are talking about how Christianity may have come around.
🔰Superyan🔰 Feb 16, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
Instead of complaining maybe you guys should just start your own cult. It couldn't be that hard, happens all the time. Go with the free sex angle at first to build up you congregation.

Cult? Religion**
ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ Feb 16, 2012

A lot of Christmas traditions such as elves an stockings are also based on psychadelic mushrooms.

Also check out McKenna's stonded ape theory.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Feb 16, 2012

Cream of Christ Soup? No thanks.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 16, 2012

I think there may be some fact involved!

The word 'Shroumas' has been discovered in rare texts written in Bactrian dating back to the reign of Herod the Great, king of the Judeans at the time Jesus was born.

The literal meaning of the word is to be of a godlike divine.

The word 'Maush' found in the same scripture is a word meaning administrator.

Maush Shroumas = Administrator of the devine. Modern tranlation is of corse - Mushrooms. ✌😳
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 16, 2012

Course*
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 16, 2012

Mr Lincoln wrote:
⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
Oooh, you guys are trouble makers.