🙏OTB's History of Western Religion In Under 1,024 Characters👍

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OneThumbBastard Feb 14, 2012

Hands off God: God creates all we know and ever will know in 7 days. (God days, not man days.) Result: things go awry despite several interventions.

Heavy Handed God: God resets, sends Moses to straighten folks out and gives Moses the tools to get the job done. Result: Moses uses the Ark of the Covenant to commit mass murder.

Light handed God: God resets, sends Jesus with just 3 rules: 1 God; Jesus is the path to God; and, Be nice to each other. Result: Constantine co-opts the faith, ushers in the Dark Ages.

Even Handed God: God resets, sends Muhammed. Muhammed respects Moses and Jesus as Prophets. Result: more rules than Jesus, fewer rules than Moses.

Then, like a good parent who has learned from past mistakes, God lets his children find there own way.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 14, 2012

I knew I liked what was in your pants for a reason. Look what you been hiding in there.
Brown🎵Note Feb 14, 2012

👏👏👏✊👏👏👏

Encore! Encore!

Do Hinduism next!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 14, 2012

Interesting assessment... I'm stealing this ;)
⚪️ Feb 14, 2012

Very nice!
Zedman5000 Feb 14, 2012

So true.
UnknownAssassin Feb 14, 2012

Nice