😡IM IN TROUBLE😡

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👊ADD JAYK👊 Feb 14, 2012

I'm sat in a restaurant with my wife enjoying a nice valentines meal, she just nipped off to the ladies room so I thought I would sneak alook at TW, (by the way I had 41 hits, TAZ had capped 3 more of my turf,,, must be single,,, all by himself on valentines with his idevice and a microwave meal 😂😂😂😂) when my wife re- appeared she caught me,,, her words were "you can't leave that phone alone for 1 friggin night" now she's gone all quiet and giving me the look of death( by the way I'm in the gents)
🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 14, 2012

Lmao
Ojibwe Feb 14, 2012

You fucked up dude. Should have kept a better eye on the toilet door.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 14, 2012

Put the phone away, give her the battery or something, and let her have a token of your Undecided Attention
GreenManXphile Feb 14, 2012

👊ADD JAYK👊 wrote:
I'm sat in a restaurant with my wife enjoying a nice valentines meal, she just nipped off to the ladies room so I thought I would sneak alook at TW, (by the way I had 41 hits, TAZ had capped 3 more of my turf,,, must be single,,, all by himself on valentines with his idevice and a microwave meal 😂😂😂😂) when my wife re- appeared she caught me,,, her words were "you can't leave that phone alone for 1 friggin night" now she's gone all quiet and giving me the look of death( by the way I'm in the gents)

She knows you are on your phone right now. Women dwell on things that pisses them off. If you are in the bathroom right after she yelled at you, then she is gonna be even more pissed.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 14, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Put the phone away, give her the battery or something, and let her have a token of your Undecided Attention

Me and my girl work tonight and off tomorrow.
This is what I'm going to have to do tomorrow.
GreenManXphile Feb 14, 2012

Also pretend to get pretty hurt. Like trip while getting im the car, and smash your knee against the car door so it makes a loud noise. Then act like it hurts a friggin lot. She will instantly forget that she was pissed, and she will go into worried mode.
TͣΛͩZͩ Feb 14, 2012

Lmao my lady plays has well lol
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 14, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Put the phone away, give her the battery or something, and let her have a token of your Undecided Attention

I have no room to give any word of advice as I am currently punching codes pretending to get ready😁 I have a plan for dinner though.....wash hands/check TW when we arrive. Bathroom break/TW check after appetizer. Gravy on the sleeve during dinner = cleanup/TW check😁
Hopefully a certain someone doesn't cap during dessert or I may have to "accidently" spill my drink on her👍

Happy💘Valentines day TW!

7⃣1⃣😜🚌
👊ADD JAYK👊 Feb 14, 2012

Another quick loo break lol, she easing up on me the more wine she drinks 😜
Fat Basterd Feb 14, 2012

Add TAZ wrote:
Lmao my lady plays has well lol

That's what you need to do. Get her addicted to TW, too!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 14, 2012

👊ADD JAYK👊 wrote:
Another quick loo break lol, she easing up on me the more wine she drinks 😜

Classic guy fall back... Hahaha ;)
Mr Big Cat Feb 14, 2012

Lol man, gotta ditch the phone in front of the mrs!!!! TW or not! I keep my bad boy away when she is about
stewbdoo Feb 14, 2012

Ur a legend lol happy valentines mate lol
👊ADD JAYK👊 Feb 14, 2012

Just got back home, I think I'm forgiven, my phone is going in the drawer,,, peace out TW😜
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Feb 14, 2012

I'm eating with my girlfriends parents today( her idea) I dont think I'll try to pull off checking TW during the dinner! Lol
👻MAP👻 Feb 14, 2012

Slip her a few laxatives she might go more often!!!
ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ Feb 14, 2012

I think you're waaaaaay too into turf wars.
A beautiful lady like yours deserves to be second to none.
Rainy Feb 14, 2012

Duuuuuude! U got busted! Gotta be more careful!
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 14, 2012

That's why I have extended stays in the toilet.... Punching codes and checking out the forum or surfing through messages. Long stays are usually met with a " is everything alright in there?", to which My muffled reply would be " just punching the last of these babies out".
Picture that image.
Ghetto Monstazz Feb 14, 2012

vishbume wrote:
That's why I have extended stays in the toilet.... Punching codes and checking out the forum or surfing through messages. Long stays are usually met with a " is everything alright in there?", to which My muffled reply would be " just punching the last of these babies out".
Picture that image.

I lol'd hard.
Carl 💔 Johnson Feb 15, 2012

Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
vishbume wrote:
That's why I have extended stays in the toilet.... Punching codes and checking out the forum or surfing through messages. Long stays are usually met with a " is everything alright in there?", to which My muffled reply would be " just punching the last of these babies out".
Picture that image.

I lol'd hard.

I was eating when I read this. The result was choking on my food, which didn't feel that good.