Getting married!
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I am getting married today, after 6 years together.
Oh shit....... Wish me luck.
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Lol.
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๐ฉCONGRATS :D!!!๐ฉ
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You should go buy a fanny pack, fill it with spaghetti, then wear it during the ceremony. Then while you are kissing your wife, unzip the fanny pack and begin to cry. Why? Because it would please me...๐
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Congrats! If she trys to run, step on the bottm of her dress!
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๐วคฦฆัษษฒีษษณาณโโฤฑฦาฝ wrote:
Now that's fucking comedy!You should go buy a fanny pack, fill it with spaghetti, then wear it during the ceremony. Then while you are kissing your wife, unzip the fanny pack and begin to cry. Why? Because it would please me...๐
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Congrats!!! I know lots of people who got married after being together for a long time. And they say they have never been happier!!!
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I have been afraid that marriage will ruin it. But god I hope for better this time.
My ex couldn't keep her legs closed and the new one has never cheated on anyone. -
BNR36 wrote:
It's gonna be fine :)I have been afraid that marriage will ruin it. But god I hope for better this time.
My ex couldn't keep her legs closed and the new one has never cheated on anyone.
Don't worry so much -
BNR36 wrote:
I personally am very happy for you. I'm approaching my one year anniversary with my wife in April and marrying her was the best decision I ever made. CongratulationsI have been afraid that marriage will ruin it. But god I hope for better this time.
My ex couldn't keep her legs closed and the new one has never cheated on anyone. -
๐๐๐๐๐ good for you mate :)
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Congrats?
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Thank you all for the support, I am truely not as worried as I put. But I am very nervous.
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Huh, I thought all of you were gay or lesbian. Such feminine tendencies. I'll be darn.
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pasta kid wrote:
Ohh look who crawled outta their hole. Don't you have more pressing things to worry about? Speaking of which, how's that going? ๐๐๐Huh, I thought all of you were gay or lesbian. Such feminine tendencies. I'll be darn.
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Congrats ๐๐
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pasta kid wrote:
Bro, how could I be gay when I was younger punching your moms fart box and cock slapping her face till she begged me to stop? I mean that just doesnt make Sence.Huh, I thought all of you were gay or lesbian. Such feminine tendencies. I'll be darn.
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Sorry not "younger" but meant tongue. My bad
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BNR36 wrote:
Yeah that coulda worked out better. LmfaoSorry not "younger" but meant tongue. My bad
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Congrats!
PROTIP: Say 'Yes, that looks REALLY nice.' to everything save for 'Does this make me look fat?' at which point you should look to your iDevice and exclaim loudly 'Dang it! I'm getting capped!' while tapping the screen madly.
Guaranteed marital bliss. You can thank me in DP. Or ER. Either or. ๐
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pasta kid wrote:
It's actually,"Huh, I thought all of you were gay and lesbian? Such feminine tendencies, I'll be darned."Huh, I thought all of you were gay or lesbian. Such feminine tendencies. I'll be darn.
-/dumbass
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Degradable Z wrote:
Yeah he's got more important shit he should be worried about. Like how he has like 5 vendettas against him for playing like an ass.pasta kid wrote:
It's actually,"Huh, I thought all of you were gay and lesbian? Such feminine tendencies, I'll be darned."Huh, I thought all of you were gay or lesbian. Such feminine tendencies. I'll be darn.
-/dumbass
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BNR36 wrote:
I have been afraid that marriage will ruin it. But god I hope for better this time.
My ex couldn't keep her legs closed and the new one has never cheated on anyone.hmm........so your ex was nicknamed ASDA?
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crushanapple wrote:
I married my wife after 8 years living together, this year is our 7th wedding anniversary and things are awesome, even with 3 kids thrown into the equation,,,,,,,,,,BNR36 wrote:
It's gonna be fine :)I have been afraid that marriage will ruin it. But god I hope for better this time.
My ex couldn't keep her legs closed and the new one has never cheated on anyone.
Don't worry so much
Chill and enjoy your big day
Oh and congrats ๐๐๐๐๐ -
Congratulationses!! ๐น๐บ(๐ผ)
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Congrats Buddy๐บ๐บ๐๐
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