A Message to God
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Sgt. Mayday wrote:
Whaaaaaaaa😭Please stop this and delete this thread. The debate threads were bad enough, but this is insulting God.
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Add: KOZY wrote:
Oh my gaaaaaaawd! 😂A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
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Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
*thunderous applause*Here's a good one:
🍻Top 10 reasons that beer is better than Jesus:
10. Nobody will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
7. Beer has never caused a major war.
6. When you have a beer, you keep it all to yourself.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake or tortured over a beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels cannot lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you are devoted to beer, there are groups that can help you quit.
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How much does Jesus love you?
*hold your arms up as if crucified and tilt head*. This much...
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Add: KOZY wrote:
Beautiful!A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied: "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt4MSQQ8LPo
Classic.
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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord? -
This seems to be a very heated debate over a bronze age fictional character. To all you bible thumpers out there.... How many of you have not only heard of BUT READ THE GOSPEL OF JUDAS. I am atheist and have read every book of the bible TWICE. That is EVERY book, not just the ones some jackass king said " this is what the people need to know." would you still believe if I told you god was a genie sitting on a cloud listening in on thousands of conversations. Granting wishes to those who he felt were worthy. What about the children in dafur, do they not deserve YOUR gods light and wisdom? Are they not good enough for your church to feed. NO! Because Ey done embrace your gods words.
ANOTHER GOOD POINT, If you feel you are an educated Christian, I will PROVE RIGHT NOW you are not. You are just soooo ignorant and completely brainwashed that you don't even know the whole story. -
Look up the story of the prophet HORUS. Funny how he raised the dead, pformed miracles, and evn befriended (in the same way as your Jesus) a prostitute. He was even betrayed by JUDAS and turned against by John. Funny, sounds an awful lot like the bible. EXCEPT IT HAPPENED 3000 years prior in egypt. Not your holy land. So to believe a story that was copied from 3000 years prior and MAKE LAWS THAT CHANGE PEOPLE LIVES, based on a stolen story from the bronze age......
You can keep you fake god. -
⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
All in good timeSgt. Mayday wrote:
Let him come down and defend himself then.Please stop this and delete this thread. The debate threads were bad enough, but this is insulting God.
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Oh, and Horus could walk on water and also raised the dead.
Sorry for the rant but to hear politics and religion as one, pisses me off. The founding fathers said there could be no great America than an America with NO religion. And what do we have today? Tyrinical religion.
BTW I was raised Cathloc, so yes, I do have room to talk. It is un responsible bible thumping morons that have turned me off completely to god. And some stupid religious war I got to fight in Iraq and Afganistan. To see the horror I had to see, you wouldn't believe either.
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This thread is awesome......
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travdog70 wrote:
How many times has this been predicted, again? LOL⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
All in good timeSgt. Mayday wrote:
Let him come down and defend himself then.Please stop this and delete this thread. The debate threads were bad enough, but this is insulting God.
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Dear Tim Tebow,
Please stop praying to me when u score a touchdown, I'm busy and don't have time to listen to petty shit....
Yours truly
Troggy😡👊 -
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Don't worry, he will come this time. Just you wait 😏travdog70 wrote:
How many times has this been predicted, again? LOL⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
All in good timeSgt. Mayday wrote:
Let him come down and defend himself then.Please stop this and delete this thread. The debate threads were bad enough, but this is insulting God.
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Add: KOZY wrote:
LOL to the list 😂😂A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied: "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:
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