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Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Greetings in the most gloripus name of the flying spaghetti monster.
May your Parmesan be pungent and your balls meaty!
Amish Hitman Feb 14, 2012

Where do I sign up? Do I have to strap on any devices to condition me for the meaty savior
ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ Feb 14, 2012

He's touched my heart with his noodley appendage.
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Bless you truth seekers!
The flying spaghetti monster brings peace ( and carbs) to a lost (and hungry) world ... May the garlic be with you
Whitey138 Feb 14, 2012

Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer valcano. You can't beat that.
ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ Feb 14, 2012

Our heaven is made out of marshmellows. And pillows made of boobs.
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

And a sundae bar
🔰Superyan🔰 Feb 14, 2012

Whitey138 wrote:
Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer valcano. You can't beat that.

Strippers are lust. Lust is one of the 7 deadly sins...
Strippers aren't going to be in heaven. Sorry.
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Lol... Really?
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Feb 14, 2012

ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Our heaven is made out of marshmellows. And pillows made of boobs.

Boob pillows??? I'm ready for heaven!
Carpenter Feb 14, 2012

Superyan wrote:
Whitey138 wrote:
Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer valcano. You can't beat that.

Strippers are lust. Lust is one of the 7 deadly sins...
Strippers aren't going to be in heaven. Sorry.
And if you hope strippers are going to be in heaven, you aren't going 😜
Carpenter Feb 14, 2012

I just ate a plate of spaghetti. Does this make me some sort of beast? Should I go surrender myself to the closest spaghetti church???
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Superyan ... Unless you've been there you really don't know do you?
I'm still holding hope for the boob pillows and strippers :)
🔰Superyan🔰 Feb 14, 2012

Chuckie Sleaze wrote:
Superyan ... Unless you've been there you really don't know do you?
I'm still holding hope for the boob pillows and strippers :)

Well! I hope your wishes come true! Don't want disappointment now do we? :P
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Nope:)
Ꭱ3V Feb 14, 2012

Superyan wrote:
Chuckie Sleaze wrote:
Superyan ... Unless you've been there you really don't know do you?
I'm still holding hope for the boob pillows and strippers :)

Well! I hope your wishes come true! Don't want disappointment now do we? :P
I love your posts Ryan. You get people stirred up sometimes and are never afraid to speak your mind. Even if it will generate anger. Good for you. 👍
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Who's angry... I used a smiley face and everything!!!!! :p
🔰Superyan🔰 Feb 14, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Superyan wrote:
Chuckie Sleaze wrote:
Superyan ... Unless you've been there you really don't know do you?
I'm still holding hope for the boob pillows and strippers :)

Well! I hope your wishes come true! Don't want disappointment now do we? :P
I love your posts Ryan. You get people stirred up sometimes and are never afraid to speak your mind. Even if it will generate anger. Good for you. 👍
Gets me in a lot of trouble in real life too xD
Brown🎵Note Feb 14, 2012

It is a shoe! It is a shoe!

No! It is a sandal!
Add WISDOM Feb 14, 2012

Free salad bar with each conversion btw