Lies we tell ourselves👏
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-I'll just have one cookie.
-I'll work out tomorrow
-it's going to be a silent fart
-I'll get up in 5 minutes.
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I'll go punch codes. 😉
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-I'll only punch 1 more code then I'll go to bed
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ང྄٣д乙¥ СдгᎦᎧл wrote:
It's the complete opposite for me😜-I'll only punch 1 more code then I'll go to bed
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I'll remember next time
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Add: Vinny wrote:
Douche. HahaI say "You are beautiful" when I look in the mirror. LOL
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Im still as sexy as I was 10 years ago....
;) this ones not about me, but what I hear my brother, and his wife, say... They're both wrong -
Lol I'm liking them so far, keep it up
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ང྄٣д乙¥ СдгᎦᎧл wrote:
-I'll only punch 100 more codes then I'll go to bed
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It's really not that small...
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pistolpetel wrote:
LOL😄It's really not that small...
All of the above😜 -
Yeah of course I read the TOS before I clicked agree.
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pistolpetel wrote:
I LOL'ed the hardest at this one because at least every guy has said this once before l 😂😂😂It's really not that small...
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
hahaha, classic.-it's going to be a silent fart
No one can see me picking my nose while I drive.
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I'll stop smoking.
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pistolpetel wrote:
Your right it's not... (says the girl)It's really not that small...
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
😂😂😂😂 now that is classic!!!😂😂😂pistolpetel wrote:
Your right it's not... (says the girl)It's really not that small...
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Add: Vinny wrote:
Haha but for some reason I pictured some Jersey shore looking dude named "Vinny" looking In the mirror saying " damn, I'm beautiful".PANTERA. wrote:
"Lies we tell ourselves". I'm really ugly as...use your imagination. 😝Add: Vinny wrote:
Douche. HahaI say "You are beautiful" when I look in the mirror. LOL
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I'll bid up to 40$ and that's it for that Knox.(it's a hat)
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"that 100 year old bridge can hold my weight"
"it looks rather dangerous..but I'm sure it's safe"
"that kid can't get in any trouble,I'll only be gone a minute" -
no more buying don points
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I'll only buy one more 500 pack of don points and then that's it.
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I'm not gonna cap that noob's loot turf
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I don't REALLY like jersey shore, my Gf makes me watch it.
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Just five more minutes...
Just five more minutes...
Just five more minutes...
Just five more minutes...
Well... It's already 1100, I think I'll just go to bed -
Add RaiKou wrote:
I hate that show and all of those people with a deep burning flame that threatens to consume the entire planet in a giant ball of fire and fury.I don't REALLY like jersey shore, my Gf makes me watch it.
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I will drink responsibly at the next work function.
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I will not destroy the noob for being rude.
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Hyena wrote:
No fuck that I destroy the rude noob. You wanna be a rude ass then get slapped down.I will not destroy the noob for being rude.
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I'll hop for five more minutes and then go to bed. *still hopping ten minutes later*
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PANTERA. wrote:
I see your point...lol.Add: Vinny wrote:
Haha but for some reason I pictured some Jersey shore looking dude named "Vinny" looking In the mirror saying " damn, I'm beautiful".PANTERA. wrote:
"Lies we tell ourselves". I'm really ugly as...use your imagination. 😝Add: Vinny wrote:
Douche. HahaI say "You are beautiful" when I look in the mirror. LOL
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