Ok a gentlemens game.
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I think even if the game is over we should keep this going cause there are some good jokes(:
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chill16 wrote:
No mind fucking, just jokes.This sentence doesn't contradict itself; no, actually it does.
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So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will did sparser and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
Bruenor wrote:
LolZedman5000 wrote:
Never been referenced in a joke beforeOnce there was a squirrel who didn't pay enough protection money while one of Bruener's turf was on top of it. Bruener killed it with his ax. Haha it's funny cause the squirrel gets dead.
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A soldier is in Afghanistan driving a Humvee when an IED goes off blowing the back-right wheel of it and denting the doors on the right side of the Humvee and damaging the engine. He was alone so he had no one else to help him. He pulls over and calls command saying, "I am by myself in the desert and I hit an IED. I think the engine is not working."
Command replies, "For starters, make sure the engine is not working and put the radio next to it so we can hear if it makes any noise."
So he puts the radio on top of the hood edge and starts up the engine. Then as he was going away from it and hit the detonator. "Ok, I blew it up with C4. Now what? Command do you hear me."
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Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons, because blonde guys aren't that smart either
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Ok I am now choosing the winners.
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The winners are
TheunknowneNemy
Unknown assassin -
Zebulonpike
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Whoop whoop number one!
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And scout Alexander
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If you guys want you can keep posting sadly I only had 4 title deeds.
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What does the rug say to the christmas tree?
YOUR BALLS ARE HANGIN'!!!! -
TheUnknownEnemy wrote:
Im not sure if this cou ts co sidering last year it was a commercial for a health insurance agencyTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were glazed. The other hunter whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What do I do?!" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Okay now what?"
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A person on a sidewalk asks someone on the other side of the street: "How do you get on the other side?"
The person on the other side answers:
"You're already there!!"The hunter's joke is the funiest I say, well not funny, but made me laugh hard ;)
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I remember reading that hunter joke from a book that said it was found to be the most popular among a group from some study.
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Wat did the female dog say to the bitch y u steal my name
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Two peanuts were walking down the road, and one was a salted.
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Uncle Samuel wrote:
Haha hard...A person on a sidewalk asks someone on the other side of the street: "How do you get on the other side?"
The person on the other side answers:
"You're already there!!"The hunter's joke is the funiest I say, well not funny, but made me laugh hard ;)
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Two tv antennas on a roof top fall in love and get married. The main ceremony sucked but the RECEPTION was amazing
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Why do you smell so bad? So blind people can hate you to
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Nike is now making condoms with their famous logo, "Just do it" printed on the packaging.
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Want to hear a clean joke?
Johnny took a bath.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Johnny took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is Johnny's next door neighbor. -
This is some gentleman's game...
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I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did. Not screaming like the the passengers in his car.
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Sgt. Mayday wrote:
Haha no it's not! Where or who is the half witted dumb ass loader that called it uh... wait a sec.... 😱This is some gentleman's game...
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i know this is over but please reply if you think my joke is funny.
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bobarillo wrote:
I really didn't get the joke.i know this is over but please reply if you think my joke is funny.
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How did a five year old get pregnant
She landed wrong on her bike
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