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Wyster Feb 11, 2012

List reasons why chuck Norris is cool if you think he is( who wouldn't )?
Add:💢SODA💢 Feb 11, 2012

His daughter lost her viginity. Chuck went out, found it, and brought it back to her! 👍
✯ⅅミϮℜ∆ℵ₲ℰ℞✯ Feb 11, 2012

He gets 3 shots out of a double barrel
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Feb 11, 2012

There was a street called Chuck Norris, they had to change the name of the street because no one ever crossed it!
awwsumness Feb 11, 2012

I think he is preaty cool but I like Sparta better
Add XXL Feb 11, 2012

He doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
✯βιuεᏀяιffoη✯ Feb 11, 2012

He once peed into the gas tank of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Feb 11, 2012

wikka wah wrote:
He once peed into the gas tank of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

I pissed my pants when I read that I need new boxers🚽🚽💧💧
Chuck иorris Feb 11, 2012

werster wrote:
List reasons why chuck Norris is cool if you think he is( who wouldn't )?

I think he's cool because hes him.(me)
DarkSide™ Feb 11, 2012

Chuck Norris doesn't carry a gun. A gun carries Chuck Norris.
Yourplague Feb 11, 2012

werster wrote:
List reasons why chuck Norris is cool if you think he is( who wouldn't )?

I like chuck Norris as much as the next guy but like 10 threads about him per week makes it get old real fast...
muddybruin Feb 11, 2012

If Chuck Norris were a Spartan, they would have renamed the movie "1"
Chuck иorris Feb 11, 2012

Yourplague wrote:
werster wrote:
List reasons why chuck Norris is cool if you think he is( who wouldn't )?

I like chuck Norris as much as the next guy but like 10 threads about him per week makes it get old real fast...
What if the next guy hates me?
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Feb 12, 2012

Chuck Norris shaves his pits for Total Gym commercials. What a loser. He must be broke.