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What the funniest thing that happen to u
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I...died
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Once I accidentally my whole head!
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One time I took the wifey on a weekend excursion in a cabin and it used portable radiators and I was going full peacock. Puffing up etc to impress her and I went to step over a heater and that was unusually high and my testicles hit it and it was on high heat so you get the idea. Yeah no lovin' for the next few days.
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hi luke
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I sneeze farted
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LittlejOe27 wrote:
you snartedI sneeze farted
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When I was 15 I got hit by a 4wd. Stood up and apologized to the driver for damaging his car and got a round of applause from the blokes standing outside the pub. (no I had not been drinking was chasing a basketball). I had a couple of scratches and had damaged his spotlight, headlight, bumper, bonnet and right front fender. Cost to me 2 band aids. Cost to him a big insurance claim.
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I was riding a bike on a sidewalk, 15 feet from the actual road.
I was hit from behind by a van..
The lady hit me because she was distracted, she was reaching for her pop tart that fell, and went off the road 😔😝 -
A girl asked me of I wanted to see her"hole" during class
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I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
(I saw this ::))🎩🎩🎩 -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Holy shit I fell for it.I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
(I saw this ::))🎩🎩🎩 -
I was 18 years old and drank an entire 40 of vodka to myself. I got so drunk I couldn't walk or see.
I looked at my buddies and said damn I have to piss. Turn around to the Bush unzip my pants and started peeing. When I turned back around my zipper was down and I had never pull down my pants, to piss streams down both sides. Needless to say the night was over then. When the cab pick us up I complained that he smelled like P and what kind of cabdriver would pick people up if their cab smells like P. the ride was free. 😝😜 -
🔥⚡κrᎥااᎧא🔥 wrote:
Dont lie.A girl asked me of I wanted to see her"hole" during class
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chill16 wrote:
Wow lolTheNewfieBullet wrote:
Holy shit I fell for it.I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
(I saw this ::))🎩🎩🎩 -
Guy wanted to rob me at place of work hand in pocket threatening he had a gun long story short it had been a bad day when he said do it now I snapped he said eff it and ran. Next customer asked how much longer she had to wait
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This one time in band camp..... I stuck a flute in my pussy
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
About what that's what she said. I didnt know what it meant exactly. Everyone thought she meant vajayjay but idk🔥⚡κrᎥااᎧא🔥 wrote:
Dont lie.A girl asked me of I wanted to see her"hole" during class
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Recently I was at LA Fitness, it was a busy day and I was taking a shit in one of the stalls. I was also on my Iphone admiring tweets when I decided to screenshot one of them. Little did I know that on mute if you take a screen shot it still makes the camera noise.
So I take the picture, *click* and someguy beside me's like. "yo!" I laughed and narrowly avoided getting my ass kicked.
Not THAT funny but w/e
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Won a game of cards
Loader had to follow elderly people in the mall, wearing a grim reaper suit.
One woman asked "did God send you?" he replied "No that guy did."(points at me) the rest didn't go so well. -
Loser*
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Hahaha you evil man...Won a game of cards
Loader had to follow elderly people in the mall, wearing a grim reaper suit.
One woman asked "did God send you?" he replied "No that guy did."(points at me) the rest didn't go so well. -
ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
I didn't make the loser do it, the loaded deck did...🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Hahaha you evil man...Won a game of cards
Loader had to follow elderly people in the mall, wearing a grim reaper suit.
One woman asked "did God send you?" he replied "No that guy did."(points at me) the rest didn't go so well. -
Primo Loco wrote:
Oh wow I completely fell for thatchill16 wrote:
Wow lolTheNewfieBullet wrote:
Holy shit I fell for it.I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
(I saw this ::))🎩🎩🎩 -
chill16 wrote:
Me too...damn it.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Holy shit I fell for it.I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
(I saw this ::))🎩🎩🎩 -
SOR wrote:
Ha i laughed at this one! WTFThis one time in band camp..... I stuck a flute in my pussy
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Me snd my friend cameron were messing with this dog behind a tall wooden fence. As we started to walk away, the dog broke through the fence and we took off running. I stopped for a second and noticed the dog wasnt running after me, its was running at my friend. I started laughing so hard!! The dogust've been racist because my friend is black and it was a 7 foot fence.
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Hyena wrote:
😳😹👍👍👍 good story dude! Probably one of the best I've heard yet!When I was 15 I got hit by a 4wd. Stood up and apologized to the driver for damaging his car and got a round of applause from the blokes standing outside the pub. (no I had not been drinking was chasing a basketball). I had a couple of scratches and had damaged his spotlight, headlight, bumper, bonnet and right front fender. Cost to me 2 band aids. Cost to him a big insurance claim.
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🔥⚡κrᎥااᎧא🔥 wrote:
Yep. I bet.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
About what that's what she said. I didnt know what it meant exactly. Everyone thought she meant vajayjay but idk🔥⚡κrᎥااᎧא🔥 wrote:
Dont lie.A girl asked me of I wanted to see her"hole" during class
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Bruenor wrote:
Did you axe her? I hope you axed her! 😜I was riding a bike on a sidewalk, 15 feet from the actual road.
I was hit from behind by a van..
The lady hit me because she was distracted, she was reaching for her pop tart that fell, and went off the road 😔😝
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