Funny (True) Stories :-)
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So these 2 friends of mine have this dog (lab/retriever mix). One night they were sleeping & woke up to some strange noises coming from downstairs.
My friend Heather went to investigate (I know, send the chick to investigate strange noises at night! Equality!!).
So she walks down the stairs, it's dark, she's half awake...she gets to the bottom of the stairs & slips; her legs fly out from underneath her & she falls (she was ok though).
My friend Tony turns on the lights & goes downstairs to find his girl sprawled out on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.
Turns out, she had slipped in one of many large piles of wet, nasty dog shit; & when her legs flew up as she slipped, it flung shit all across the room & splattered all over the cabinets in the kitchen.
Turns out their dog had chewed up & eaten an entire Dura-log!!
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Eeeeewww
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I guess that's worse than the story I told you on Monday.
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Lol
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The grossest thing I have ever smelled was from my in-laws dog. He went into the backyard, ate his own poop & then threw it up at the top of the stairs. Twice digested & twice eliminated dog food is foul, foul, foul!!!
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Ahh that's nasty she slipd n fell in some shit😜
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Lol Damn nasty
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Gross ... But funny :)
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Hmmm ... this has evolved into a dog 💩 thread. So here's my story. We had a 10lb pomerainian we just adopted. We left him in our apt. on Halloween. We came back and he had ripped into the bed sheets and eaten a 1ft
circle out of foam pillow top. Well, the large amount of foam did not agree with his tummy so he sprayed poop and semi-digested foam on the floor and walls, just like a Jackson Pollack painting. -
What was the strange noise???
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Did she shit when she found out she slipped in shit?
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