Noobs... gatta love em'
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now i know by some veteran standards i am a noob but that aside this is what happened
it started off normal i just put a turf or two down on a small player who bunched up his turf together then the next day i had 13 attack notices and a car bomb on my turf so i message the guy asking what the big deal was he never replyed
the next day i log in to find he had torn down all of his turf and keeps attacking my turf around it
🔱the moral of the story is that some noobs will overreact and im sure almost everyone has an amusing story like this
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I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lol, that's hilarious. You Hillbilly.I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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haha now he wont even accept my mob invite XD
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PANTERA. wrote:
Lol.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lol, that's hilarious. You Hillbilly.I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lol inspector! 😂 I like.PANTERA. wrote:
Lol.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lol, that's hilarious. You Hillbilly.I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Yeah douchebag you dont attack people in your mob learn how to play the game! LOL😭😭😭I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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A saw a level 43 with 17 mob...
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Love this thread. Hilarious and I can appreciate all the situations as I've had many similar experiences.
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There's nothing wrong with being a hillbilly.
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
WTFOMGBBQ YOU FUCKING N00B! HE IS IN YOUR MOB OMGOMG!I attack this guy 800 mob level 70
He asks me why I attacked him
I told him: you were on the fight list.He responds: I'm in your mob douche bag learn how to play the game.
I made him reset a day later. For calling me a hillbilly.
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Eh, I didnt find the last post funny for those who are asking why I deleted it.
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Recently I had a new player sprout up in an area that I'm capo of. I sent him a pm introducing myself and telling him that if he had any questions or needed help to just pm me. Then I said for him to add my code to his mob. Three days later he popped up on my "invite mobsters" tab so I sent him an invite....after three days of consecutive invites this is the message I received:
"look dude, I don't wanna be in your f'n mob so quit sending me invites or I'll take every turf you have asshole!"Btw, did I mention he only had 6 mob? 😂😂😂😂
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Hahaha! Does he still play?Recently I had a new player sprout up in an area that I'm capo of. I sent him a pm introducing myself and telling him that if he had any questions or needed help to just pm me. Then I said for him to add my code to his mob. Three days later he popped up on my "invite mobsters" tab so I sent him an invite....after three days of consecutive invites this is the message I received:
"look dude, I don't wanna be in your f'n mob so quit sending me invites or I'll take every turf you have asshole!"Btw, did I mention he only had 6 mob? 😂😂😂😂
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YOU ARE ALSO A NOOB. END OF STORY.
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Private message dogfood says:
Hey ass wipe still crying about how your dad baged my momLouser
He sent me this when me and Lawrence were messing around with him. He spelled loser wrong and made the mistake of bage again -
ℐɑĸɛ🐍Տɴɑĸɛ wrote:
oh yeah. I remember himPrivate message dogfood says:
Hey ass wipe still crying about how your dad baged my momLouser
He sent me this when me and Lawrence were messing around with him. He spelled loser wrong and made the mistake of bage again -
⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
Watch him come back.ℐɑĸɛ🐍Տɴɑĸɛ wrote:
oh yeah. I remember himPrivate message dogfood says:
Hey ass wipe still crying about how your dad baged my momLouser
He sent me this when me and Lawrence were messing around with him. He spelled loser wrong and made the mistake of bage again
Just watch. -
PANTERA. wrote:
Yes, this was only a few weeks ago. We haven't had any contact since my reply of:mr71vwbus wrote:
Hahaha! Does he still play?Recently I had a new player sprout up in an area that I'm capo of. I sent him a pm introducing myself and telling him that if he had any questions or needed help to just pm me. Then I said for him to add my code to his mob. Three days later he popped up on my "invite mobsters" tab so I sent him an invite....after three days of consecutive invites this is the message I received:
"look dude, I don't wanna be in your f'n mob so quit sending me invites or I'll take every turf you have asshole!"Btw, did I mention he only had 6 mob? 😂😂😂😂
"I apologize for my mistake sir. I did not intend to anger you nor do I want the wrath of your entire mob coming down on me. Please accept my apology and not take all my turf" lol
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mr71vwbus wrote:
I actually laughed out loud at this one!Recently I had a new player sprout up in an area that I'm capo of. I sent him a pm introducing myself and telling him that if he had any questions or needed help to just pm me. Then I said for him to add my code to his mob. Three days later he popped up on my "invite mobsters" tab so I sent him an invite....after three days of consecutive invites this is the message I received:
"look dude, I don't wanna be in your f'n mob so quit sending me invites or I'll take every turf you have asshole!"Btw, did I mention he only had 6 mob? 😂😂😂😂
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I love it when noobs pretend to be real gangsters in real life. Now I don't mean confident in their real life brawling skills. I mean flat out claiming to "own your own mob in 6 parts of new jersey" (also his uncle is apparently the mayor of a town making things much much easier) you know him as your well loved whining noob of the week "brothr of darkness" lol. Yeah. Blast. WHAT?!
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Add RaiKou wrote:
i see what you did there 😄I love it when noobs pretend to be real gangsters in real life. Now I don't mean confident in their real life brawling skills. I mean flat out claiming to "own your own mob in 6 parts of new jersey" (also his uncle is apparently the mayor of a town making things much much easier) you know him as your well loved whining noob of the week "brothr of darkness" lol. Yeah. Blast. WHAT?!
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^^^ haha 😏
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mr71vwbus wrote:
LmaoRecently I had a new player sprout up in an area that I'm capo of. I sent him a pm introducing myself and telling him that if he had any questions or needed help to just pm me. Then I said for him to add my code to his mob. Three days later he popped up on my "invite mobsters" tab so I sent him an invite....after three days of consecutive invites this is the message I received:
"look dude, I don't wanna be in your f'n mob so quit sending me invites or I'll take every turf you have asshole!"Btw, did I mention he only had 6 mob? 😂😂😂😂
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I had a polite newbie today. Sent him proforma message re codes in wrong forum and he sent me an apology and deleted the thread without abusing me. So welcome to turf wars twinkle.
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6 days ago, this noob named Don Goat kept on taxing my turf. Sinister kid got sick of him and capped him out. According to my evidence, he was addGROW's mule.😒
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🔥⚡κrᎥااᎧא🔥 wrote:
I saw a level 44 with 700 mobA saw a level 43 with 17 mob...
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I capped one turf from a player with that had less than 1k mob, and I get a message saying "Dude stop raping my turf". Then next day he tore down all his turf in that area.
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Add: Vinny wrote:
Lol!I capped one turf from a player with that had less than 1k mob, and I get a message saying "Dude stop raping my turf". Then next day he tore down all his turf in that area.
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This player named mr Taylor, took my capo and when I attacked his turf and took it back he said "dude there can be two capos stop trying to be the only one" and then went on to say he Earned the capo status but Couldn't defend it. And that I was being greedy by being the only capo.... True story
Moral here. It's been a fun day. 😜
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Just last week I was taxing a guy I didn't know how new he was I was farming some 66's of his so he attacked me and my turf with his 500 mob do I pm'd him and tried to help him out I never hit him in any way...he also never replied, next thing you know I have a v hanging over my head! For farming him! Too funny!
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