👱Blond jokes contest ends 2-15-12
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Blond jokes votes are being rallied up on 2-15-12
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What do i win.
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Your so blonde that you made this thread
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
YaWhat do i win.
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farticus wrote:
Haha! That wins, hands down!Your so blonde that you made this thread
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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are stranded on an island and decide to swim back to civilazation.
The brunette swims first, all the way to safety.
The red head swims halfway and drowns.
The blonde swims half way, gets tired and and says, "fuck this," swims back to the island to do w/e.It's not that bad dudes.
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How do you confuse a blonde? (go to my wall for the rest of the joke).
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I blonde and a red head are walking in the park the red head says "look there's a dead bird" and the blonde looks in the sky for it. Ha ha ha ha funny right
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead are competing in a swim meet. They are told to swim the breaststroke(aka frog stroke). The brunette and redhead finish, and turn around to see the blonde lying in the pool. Afterwards she says,"They should be disqualified! They used their hands!"
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what do yu do if a blond throws a grenade at yu?pull the pin and throw it back!!! And I'm blond
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Why do blind girls always have bruises around their belly buttons?
Cause blond guys aren't so smart either -
How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Justin beiber was blonde before she was on youtube, true stuff
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Jon Allen wrote:
I Lol'd at this oneWhy do blind girls always have bruises around their belly buttons?
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seth12 wrote:
Nope, the "Ha ha ha ha funny right" at the end made it horrible.I blonde and a red head are walking in the park the red head says "look there's a dead bird" and the blonde looks in the sky for it. Ha ha ha ha funny right
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A brunette is walking on a railroad track saying "21,21,21... When blonde spots her. The blonde says "what are you doing?" then the brunette says that she is counting and if the blonde wants to join she is welcome to. So both of them are walking down the railroad track singing "21,21,21. Soon a train comes and the brunette jumps out of the way as the blonde is hit. Then the brunette keeps walking singing "22,22,22...
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Looks like I got a few votes. Lol
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Anti-jokes always win. I vote this one 👍How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hai and be a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" -
How do you kill a blonde chick in 2 inches of water?... Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the tub😹😹😹😹
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A blond and Burnett r going to rob a bank and the Burnett says do u want to go over the plan 1 more time and the blonde says no so the plan goes in action
30 minutes later..... The blonde comes out dragging the safe on a rope huffing and puffing then a guard comes out with his pants pulled down. The blonde ties the safe on the car and gets in and they drive away the cop still following then the Burnett says no u idiot I told u to tie up the guard and blow the safe
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Add 🌀HYDRA🌀 wrote:
This is the best, I like made this jokeA dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hai and be a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" -
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Ahaha lolHow do you confuse a blonde? (go to my wall for the rest of the joke).
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There is a blond a burnett and a red head they are all astronauts they can go to one place the burnett said i am going to the moon the red head said I am going to mars the blond said I am going to the sun the Burnett and red head ask how are u going to do that then the blond said I am going to go when it's nighttime
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Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either
I'm blonde tho
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Q: how do you know when a blonde has been using a vibrator?
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Do I win
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😃Golden Tacos😃 wrote:
Nice try. Already usedWhy do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either
I'm blonde tho
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead r trying to get into heaven. To do so, they have to pass 1,000 angels. Each angel will tell them a joke. If they laugh, they go to hell. At the very first joke, the brunette and redhead laugh like crazy, and go fry. The blonde few all the way down the line, to the last angel. He opens his mouth to speak, but before he can say anything, the blonde starts laughing. Before throwing her to hell, the angel asks, 'why are you laughing?' and the blonde says,'I just got the answer to the first joke.'
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What's a blondes job at te M&M factory?
Spellchecker. -
2 blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door with a coat hanger.
1st Blonde: I can't seem to get this door to unlock
2nd Blonde: Well you better hurry up, it's starting to rain and the tops down!
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