Best advice for noobs

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ҡıƞǥpıƞ Feb 8, 2012

I've been sending new players a "welcome to turf wars" message. But what should the top 2 or 3 things that a noob should know?
࿏Ꮏཝཇ རས༦ཥᏋངᎿᎾཞ࿏ Feb 8, 2012

How to post properly, Mob up fast level up slow.
Don't whine about getting attacked 5 times, or lossing 2-3 turf.
A͜ƊƊ: ℕℐℳ Feb 8, 2012

DON'T POST YOUR CODE IN THE GD SECTION

How your invite code works and About temp/reg. Codes

And that you should mob up not lvl up

Lastly, to read mystery's help forums
⚪️ Feb 8, 2012

1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!
ʍ☹↯ⓢ↧∃☈ Feb 8, 2012

🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did I'm known but in a bad way😞👊👊😲
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 8, 2012

🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did. I think I made a good impression.
mr nipples Feb 8, 2012

slinkys wrote:
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did I'm known but in a bad way😞👊👊😲
might as well warn noobs not to post anything anywhere.. there's too many sensitive players on here and someones bound to find whatever you say offensive.
Can I get an amen?
A͜ƊƊ: ℕℐℳ Feb 8, 2012

mr nipples wrote:
slinkys wrote:
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did I'm known but in a bad way😞👊👊😲
might as well warn noobs not to post anything anywhere.. there's too many sensitive players on here and someones bound to find whatever you say offensive.
Can I get an amen?

Mr nipples
I am offended at what you said know I have to spam your wall with negative comments asking you why did you say that
👿Belial Feb 8, 2012

2) make an alliance and tell everyone that you have a plan to use it to take over tw. This will impress all the big players and be a nice fast track to success
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 8, 2012

mr nipples wrote:
slinkys wrote:
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did I'm known but in a bad way😞👊👊😲
might as well warn noobs not to post anything anywhere.. there's too many sensitive players on here and someones bound to find whatever you say offensive.
Can I get an amen?

✌amen Nipplart, amen ✌
Fat Ray's ghost Feb 8, 2012

⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
2) make an alliance and tell everyone that you have a plan to use it to take over tw. This will impress all the big players and be a nice fast track to success

Lol!
UnknownAssassin Feb 8, 2012

⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
2) make an alliance and tell everyone that you have a plan to use it to take over tw. This will impress all the big players and be a nice fast track to success

I already formed one 😹😹
ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. Feb 8, 2012

DONT GO CRYING TO THE V FORUM WITHOUT READING THE TOP STICKY!!
Zedman5000 Feb 8, 2012

🔱A͜ƊƊ: ℕℐℳ🔱 wrote:
mr nipples wrote:
slinkys wrote:
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
1. Make tons of posts in the General Forum your first month. Make a splash! Get Known!

That's what I did I'm known but in a bad way😞👊👊😲
might as well warn noobs not to post anything anywhere.. there's too many sensitive players on here and someones bound to find whatever you say offensive.
Can I get an amen?

Mr nipples
I am offended at what you said know I have to spam your wall with negative comments asking you why did you say that

I'm offended by his name. Must ER... Just kidding.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Feb 8, 2012

Read read read read read read!

Read the forums til your eyes feel like bleeding. Chances are that question that's tempting you to press 'post' has been asked before and before and before!

This will allow you to understand the game without having to make people cry. ✌
soupfly Feb 8, 2012

ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
DONT GO CRYING TO THE V FORUM WITHOUT READING THE TOP STICKY!!

THANK YOU SOMBODY SAID IT, I go through that forum and on almost every post I have to post read the sticky
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 8, 2012

soupfly wrote:
ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
DONT GO CRYING TO THE V FORUM WITHOUT READING THE TOP STICKY!!

THANK YOU SOMBODY SAID IT, I go through that forum and on almost every post I have to post read the sticky
Amen! +1 to both comments. Although, I've not spent much time in the V forum recently.
OttoNorse Feb 8, 2012

I got this advice / list early on and I appreciated it
1) Don't level up - you are protected until you reach level 15
2) Mob up - shoot for 1k per week by punching codes from one of the sites
3) Read the FAQ and Wiki
4) Get the 5 free Don points daily and use to raise your turf limit
5) Only use points for stamina, energy and health in that order
6) Make friends not enemies
ҡıƞǥpıƞ Feb 8, 2012

Sorry for the "bump" but I finished with the message! How does this sound?
ҡıƞǥpıƞ Feb 8, 2012

Hi there! I just wanted to welcome you to Turf Wars! Here is some helpful info you might like to know:
🎱#1: Turf Wars is all about getting mob members and equipping them the right way. This is your firepower!
Go to:
-turfwarsdb.com,
-invitecodematrix.com
-etc. for invite codes.
🎱#2: Don't level up too fast! You have protection from big players as long as you are under level 15.
🎱#3: Please! Visit the forums and read the stickied posts for some very helpful information.
🎱Any further Qs just PM me 😃

-жiйg-
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Feb 8, 2012

🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
How to post properly, Mob up fast level up slow.
Don't whine about getting attacked 5 times, or lossing 2-3 turf.

Perfect
Hyena Feb 8, 2012

-жiйg- wrote:
Hi there! I just wanted to welcome you to Turf Wars! Here is some helpful info you might like to know:
🎱#1: Turf Wars is all about getting mob members and equipping them the right way. This is your firepower!
Go to:
-turfwarsdb.com,
-invitecodematrix.com
-etc. for invite codes.
🎱#2: Don't level up too fast! You have protection from big players as long as you are under level 15.
🎱#3: Please! Visit the forums and read the stickied posts for some very helpful information.
🎱Any further Qs just PM me 😃

-жiйg-

Can I copy this? I have a few new players in my area.
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 Feb 8, 2012

what about have fun?
Hyena Feb 8, 2012

Pay attention for polite requests to delete invite threads in the wrong forum.
ҡıƞǥpıƞ Feb 8, 2012

Hyena- of course, I don't care.
And I had a "have fun" on there?.. I guess I deleted it and forgot!
Kaͣrͩaͩs Feb 8, 2012

Pay no attention to me. Sound advice. 😉
⚪️ Feb 8, 2012

3. Post lots of detailed questions about your 6th grade love life problems.

We are here to help!
Ꭱ3V Feb 8, 2012

🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
3. Post lots of detailed questions about your 6th grade love life problems.

We are here to help!

Yep. Ask how to get a girls phone number too. And what's better, Xbox or playstation. Post a dozen threads about the super bowl too don't forget that.
Hyena Feb 8, 2012

2 that just came to me whilst I am dealing with a noob would be:

1. A request from a bigger player is not really a request.
2. Don't swear at people, especially in forums or on their walls