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Sell the car and take public transport
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Do with what you have
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Take an add in a gay magazine, state the latest and greatest in dildo technology, all the bells and whistles. Name the company Bobs Bits or something, charge 25 quid per. Take that money and put it in the bank till it clears, here's the smart bit. Once it clears, send a letter saying we haven't received the shipment from America. Refund the money under a different name like Faggots Fanny Ass ticklers or something, and see how many people cash that check! Not one cause, who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass, when their writing checks!
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originalbones wrote:
So you have watched lock stock and two smoking barrels then?Take an add in a gay magazine, state the latest and greatest in dildo technology, all the bells and whistles. Name the company Bobs Bits or something, charge 25 quid per. Take that money and put it in the bank till it clears, here's the smart bit. Once it clears, send a letter saying we haven't received the shipment from America. Refund the money under a different name like Faggots Fanny Ass ticklers or something, and see how many people cash that check! Not one cause, who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass, when their writing checks!
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Big Steve99 wrote:
Lmao.Purse Snatching
Mugging
Burglary
Hustle Grandma
Counterfeit Rolexes
Take Out a Rival
Liquor Store Holdup
Ransom
Take out a Snitch
Crack a Bank Safe
Set Up a Dog Fighting Ring
Bribe a Jury
Rough Up a Witness
Take Out a Politician
Securities Fraud
Get a Bank Bailout
Port Hiest -
Ur gonna have to do something dirty. Like fight or sell parts of you body to Linley older women. Junk yards an eBay.. Great ones. Maybe you guys should have used better protection seeing as how your unfit to properly raise the second child. I know your not bc you just asked turf wars how to make extra cash. I am pro choice. In my opinion it's better then ruining yet another life. Long as you tak steps to prevent this issue on the future. Like waiting till you are more financially stable.
Or your just worrying like any dad will do and it'll be tough but not as bad as you think. Family is family even with tight ends. Can't get any help from government I don't think.
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slugboy wrote:
You beat me to it. Guy Ritchie is awesomeoriginalbones wrote:
So you have watched lock stock and two smoking barrels then?Take an add in a gay magazine, state the latest and greatest in dildo technology, all the bells and whistles. Name the company Bobs Bits or something, charge 25 quid per. Take that money and put it in the bank till it clears, here's the smart bit. Once it clears, send a letter saying we haven't received the shipment from America. Refund the money under a different name like Faggots Fanny Ass ticklers or something, and see how many people cash that check! Not one cause, who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass, when their writing checks!
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Mr Lincoln wrote:
Have everyone in your mob pay you $1 for protection.
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originalbones wrote:
Guy ritchie?Take an add in a gay magazine, state the latest and greatest in dildo technology, all the bells and whistles. Name the company Bobs Bits or something, charge 25 quid per. Take that money and put it in the bank till it clears, here's the smart bit. Once it clears, send a letter saying we haven't received the shipment from America. Refund the money under a different name like Faggots Fanny Ass ticklers or something, and see how many people cash that check! Not one cause, who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass, when their writing checks!
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Add: OLSEN wrote:
He needs to make an extra 2000 over what their already makingstewbdoo wrote:
You must be below min wage if you can't make $2000 in 3 months from work alone. other than already stated and winning on the punt I don't know how else you'd make it.So basically my wife's pregnant again child number 2 potentially I need a bigger home and car in screwed any ideas to make me about 2 grand in 3 months on top of us both working full time ?!
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Seems like your wife isn't the only one that got fucked here...
Should've thought before you went at it a second time -
Not to discount what stew is going through...
Anybody else find irony in this thread after all the puppy love threads?
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Male prostitution! That's what I do and I make about $400 a day
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I couldn't get the job I wanted ... So I created it. I'm in the process of beginning a business 👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aw nice 1 mate a wish I had the drive and know how to do that !I couldn't get the job I wanted ... So I created it. I'm in the process of beginning a business 👍
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Become a hit man...
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Then what the hell is the point of the federal oneAdd: OLSEN wrote:
Minimum wage varies by state. It's not the same everywhere.stewbdoo wrote:
You must be below min wage if you can't make $2000 in 3 months from work alone. other than already stated and winning on the punt I don't know how else you'd make it.So basically my wife's pregnant again child number 2 potentially I need a bigger home and car in screwed any ideas to make me about 2 grand in 3 months on top of us both working full time ?!
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Make a game like turf wars but is somehow better and put it on the app store for $0.99
:if you do this I better get 25% of the profit or I swear to god I'll go medevial on your ass xD:
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
He said he needed 2k on top of what he earns...Add: OLSEN wrote:
Minimum wage varies by state. It's not the same everywhere.stewbdoo wrote:
You must be below min wage if you can't make $2000 in 3 months from work alone. other than already stated and winning on the punt I don't know how else you'd make it.So basically my wife's pregnant again child number 2 potentially I need a bigger home and car in screwed any ideas to make me about 2 grand in 3 months on top of us both working full time ?!
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originalbones wrote:
Hahaha, classic movie.Take an add in a gay magazine, state the latest and greatest in dildo technology, all the bells and whistles. Name the company Bobs Bits or something, charge 25 quid per. Take that money and put it in the bank till it clears, here's the smart bit. Once it clears, send a letter saying we haven't received the shipment from America. Refund the money under a different name like Faggots Fanny Ass ticklers or something, and see how many people cash that check! Not one cause, who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass, when their writing checks!
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Go to yard sales and buy stuff cheap and sell on Craigslist. You can sell anything on Craigslist. A guy I knew was moving so he sold me 2 couches for $100 each I sold them both on Craigslist the next day for $300 each. I sell on Craigslist all the time it works believe me
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The trick is to launder money the slightly legal, slightly
Illegal way. U need to find someone else who needs money, get them drunk and make a deal with them, forcing them to return twice the money you loan to them SIGNED ON PAPER. Then they have to pay you or you can take it to court. The whole process might take a little more than 2 weeks but it is completely legal and easy to pull off. Also, you have to play hard to get. Nobody will accept money from someone who I just giving out and expecting it back. That's where the drink and signing a contract come in. You have to make it seem as though you can walk away if you don't think they can pay up. -
You could start with one red paperclip? Google it
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⚡ADD⚡UBERHEN⚡ wrote:
It applies to federal employees lol.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Then what the hell is the point of the federal oneAdd: OLSEN wrote:
Minimum wage varies by state. It's not the same everywhere.stewbdoo wrote:
You must be below min wage if you can't make $2000 in 3 months from work alone. other than already stated and winning on the punt I don't know how else you'd make it.So basically my wife's pregnant again child number 2 potentially I need a bigger home and car in screwed any ideas to make me about 2 grand in 3 months on top of us both working full time ?!
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JDubityDizle🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Lies..... You make more than that.... I paid you $400 an HOUR last time I saw you....Male prostitution! That's what I do and I make about $400 a day
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Oh⚡ADD⚡UBERHEN⚡ wrote:
It applies to federal employees lol.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Then what the hell is the point of the federal oneAdd: OLSEN wrote:
Minimum wage varies by state. It's not the same everywhere.stewbdoo wrote:
You must be below min wage if you can't make $2000 in 3 months from work alone. other than already stated and winning on the punt I don't know how else you'd make it.So basically my wife's pregnant again child number 2 potentially I need a bigger home and car in screwed any ideas to make me about 2 grand in 3 months on top of us both working full time ?!
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Put an insurance policy on your wife then after she has the kid she gets into an accident while you are busy playing TW.
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You could do like I do and use your commercial pilots certificate to free lance as a charter pilot, flying rich people to exotic far away lands. It's quick money, you get a vacation out of it AND you get to plant turf while you're there!
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Sell yer wife's used panties on craigslist. You can make a few hundred each time.
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⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
That's coolYou could do like I do and use your commercial pilots certificate to free lance as a charter pilot, flying rich people to exotic far away lands. It's quick money, you get a vacation out of it AND you get to plant turf while you're there!
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