Turf Wars related jokes

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Degradable Z Feb 4, 2012

Enjoy and laugh your ass off!

My d*** is so big it shows up on the GPS map.
Amish Hitman Feb 4, 2012

Degradable Z wrote:
Enjoy and laugh your ass off!

My d*** is so big it shows up on the GPS map.

That joke was so bad that I'm in Belial..ha get it denial...Belial.... Thank you thank you I'm here all night and don't forget to tip your waitress
Fat Ray's ghost Feb 4, 2012

Yo momma's so fat she's the only thing that doesn't fit in OTB's pants.
Degradable Z Feb 4, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
Degradable Z wrote:
Enjoy and laugh your ass off!

My d*** is so big it shows up on the GPS map.

That joke was so bad that I'm in Belial..ha get it denial...Belial.... Thank you thank you I'm here all night and don't forget to tip your waitress
Haha! I remember when I had my first beer.👍
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Feb 4, 2012

Don't worry I won't take your upgrades if left unattended....
Jeff 🍆 Newton Feb 4, 2012

Don't cap my balls
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Feb 4, 2012

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own capo status.
Add XXL Feb 4, 2012

I play this game so much that I have to convince other players I am a success in real life!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 4, 2012

Mystery told me to tell you to go ahead and take a capo with a 2 inf turf. (for those that don't understand, I'm not explaining)
Amish Hitman Feb 4, 2012

One day I was wreaking HAVOC on my HYENA and my mom walked in and said I was a DEGRADABLE Z which was a MYSTERY to me so I went to my crazy ONETHUMBASTARD CRAZYREDNECK uncle who lives in a MR71VWBUS and I explained what had happen and he said if I lived in BELIAL and continue on that I will go blind and my future would be GRIMM.
OneThumbBastard Feb 4, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
One day I was wreaking HAVOC on my HYENA and my mom walked in and said I was a DEGRADABLE Z which was a MYSTERY to me so I went to my crazy ONETHUMBASTARD CRAZYREDNECK uncle who lives in a MR71VWBUS and I explained what had happen and he said if I lived in BELIAL and continue on that I will go blind and my future would be GRIMM.

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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Feb 4, 2012

ΘиэЂuмвBαsтαя₫ wrote:
Amish Hitman wrote:
One day I was wreaking HAVOC on my HYENA and my mom walked in and said I was a DEGRADABLE Z which was a MYSTERY to me so I went to my crazy ONETHUMBASTARD CRAZYREDNECK uncle who lives in a MR71VWBUS and I explained what had happen and he said if I lived in BELIAL and continue on that I will go blind and my future would be GRIMM.

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🔨Wulfgar🔨 Feb 4, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
One day I was wreaking HAVOC on my HYENA and my mom walked in and said I was a DEGRADABLE Z which was a MYSTERY to me so I went to my crazy ONETHUMBASTARD CRAZYREDNECK uncle who lives in a MR71VWBUS and I explained what had happen and he said if I lived in BELIAL and continue on that I will go blind and my future would be GRIMM.

Impressive.... Wish I could do that.. Best I could think was..
Why sit and talk with your girlfriend, when you could be BRUENOR, instead.
(sounds like doin her, for those that don't know how to pronounce it)