Hookers don't ride bikes 🚲

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Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

Have you ever noticed almost eveyone has used a bike.
Skinny people, fat people.
I have bears and dogs ride bikes. You see the police use bikes. I have even seen the Grim Reaper on a bike in my city. But has anyone ever seen a hooker on a bike?
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Loool hookers are the bikes thats y..... plus hookers are just normal people that finding it hard to get money or love sex that much so in the day time they could ride a bike u just dont no ...
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

I saw thuglife on a bike in NYC. And PSI owns a 3-Seater Bike made in Japan.LOL
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I cant i ride a bike but ull see me jogging round london with girl behind me ..... Saying help he nicked my bag 😝
 mama tek May 20, 2010

I love bikes. I'd give a good HJ for a subway ride. I got some real talent with my mouth. ask JMac. maybe I should start collecting for reals.
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

As a female Chef I already assumed you put lots of crap in your mouth.
PSALM40 May 20, 2010

There's hookers on bikes in Los Angeles. A guy will pick her up but leave her there so I guess they gotta get back to their corner somehow. I have an extremely gross story if anyone would like to hear it?????
El! May 20, 2010

You said u ride a bike didn't u?
PSALM40 May 20, 2010

Bikes or bicycles? Damn it Johnny I say there's a difference...
uʍopǝpısdn May 20, 2010

Johnny O wrote:
I saw thuglife on a bike in NYC. And PSI owns a 3-Seater Bike made in Japan.LOL

lol is that true?
uʍopǝpısdn May 20, 2010

GRANE wrote:
There's hookers on bikes in Los Angeles. A guy will pick her up but leave her there so I guess they gotta get back to their corner somehow. I have an extremely gross story if anyone would like to hear it?????

oh do share
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

Sorry should of made that more clear, bicycles. We know that there are plenty that ride on the back of Hogs (bikes).
Grane I want story time. 📚
PSALM40 May 20, 2010

OK you guys asked for it.
So since the south central/south los angeles hooker are extremely nasty and dirty, heres a cute story.
I know this cop that stopped this hooker and her customer. but the guy wasn't exactly doing her anywhere "down there". So the cop was like WTF is going on here.
The hooker had made a hole on the side of her stomach so the guy could do her there..... it seems that her "parts" were so disease ridden and rotten and basically didn't work that she had to make that new rotting whole for the customers. and they lived happily ever after, in hooker land.
PSALM40 May 20, 2010

Next you guys think about hiring a hooker check her stomach for more options lol
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

LOL holy crap that is some sick funny shit. That is a good one! That takes hooker of the year award. 🏆
itchy area May 20, 2010

That act needs some sort of clever nickname....
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

I know it does! I am still at a loss for words. Hmmm anyone!
Johnny O 💃 May 20, 2010

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O-Dogg May 20, 2010

Yea I've seen it.. Have u seen a hooker on roller blades? I saw that too.. Paterson n Newark nj u'll see anything atleast once
WaRRioR✯EthOs May 20, 2010

Actually, not long ago i saw a hooker on a bike n all she had on was her thong. It was about 3 a.m. And me n a friend were coming home from the bars and she was on the highway lol. True story
El! May 20, 2010

DoN✯DriZZy wrote:
Actually, not long ago i saw a hooker on a bike n all she had on was her thong. It was about 3 a.m. And me n a friend were coming home from the bars and she was on the highway lol. True story

so was she cheaper then the others? Finish the storey
50cal_aspirin May 20, 2010

Hookers don't ride bikes because they're the ones getting ridden.
WaRRioR✯EthOs May 20, 2010

200 Henchmen wrote:
DoN✯DriZZy wrote:
Actually, not long ago i saw a hooker on a bike n all she had on was her thong. It was about 3 a.m. And me n a friend were coming home from the bars and she was on the highway lol. True story

so was she cheaper then the others? Finish the storey

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Johnny O 💃 May 21, 2010

Hookers on trains can be next post
Grimjaow May 21, 2010

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I love bikes. I'd give a good HJ for a subway ride. I got some real talent with my mouth. ask JMac. maybe I should start collecting for reals.

I'd like u to show me personally. 😏
O-Dogg May 21, 2010

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I love bikes. I'd give a good HJ for a subway ride. I got some real talent with my mouth. ask JMac. maybe I should start collecting for reals.

ur freaky naughty! But like I said be4 I like! Wait wait 🔞?
Rumply Forskin May 21, 2010

Funny story. I read this post. Laughed a little and about 2 hours later I see some hooker looking chick in high heal stilleto shoes riding a 10 speed bike down the street.
Mystery May 21, 2010

So you could call it trepanning her stomach? I don't see how she would have safely done it. Man, you nick an intestine & your in trouble!
PSALM40 May 21, 2010

Mystery wrote:
So you could call it trepanning her stomach? I don't see how she would have safely done it. Man, you nick an intestine & your in trouble!

there is actually a spot kinda like on the side where,.. Say you get stabbed and you will bleed but not die... Remember that movie Scream (I think that was the name of it)?
O-Dogg May 21, 2010

Hole fuck her ftw!! Just think if she hada fake eye.. She coulda popd it out n get bangd upside her head
El! May 21, 2010

DoN✯DriZZy wrote:
200 Henchmen wrote:
DoN✯DriZZy wrote:
Actually, not long ago i saw a hooker on a bike n all she had on was her thong. It was about 3 a.m. And me n a friend were coming home from the bars and she was on the highway lol. True story

so was she cheaper then the others? Finish the storey

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