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The Order of the Axe

• iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Feb 2, 2012

  8=======D
  Cock n Ballz
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 2, 2012

  🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:

  8=======D
  Cock n Ballz
  

  You're the third one. Come up with something original, and try to make it at least mildly interesting while you're at it
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 2, 2012

  If one more person chooses their dick, I'm gonna chop it off. That's 3 already.. Don't need anymore
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 2, 2012

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• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 2, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  If one more person chooses their dick, I'm gonna chop it off. That's 3 already.. Don't need anymore
  

  Haha I think I beat you to it. You're right though.
  The most intriguing thing is, IAmCanadian would surely be classed as a Vet (judged by stats alone) ... You'd think a Vet would have more self honour.
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 2, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Bruenor wrote:

  If one more person chooses their dick, I'm gonna chop it off. That's 3 already.. Don't need anymore
  

  Haha I think I beat you to it. You're right though.
  The most intriguing thing is, IAmCanadian would surely be classed as a Vet (judged by stats alone) ... You'd think a Vet would have more self honour.

  He obviously didn't see the other ones. And vets aren't some holy beings that need to be "honorable". They talk shit like noobs sometimes do and they're not perfect.
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 2, 2012

  YOU wrote:

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  Dammit one side got screwed up
• DarkSide™ Feb 2, 2012

  🔥ʗɧɑıɲeɗӈuɲʈer🔥 wrote:

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  That is epic...
• Sgt Mayday Feb 2, 2012

  🔥ʗɧɑıɲeɗӈuɲʈer🔥 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

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  Dammit one side got screwed up

  Seriously? We may have the most epic sword ever to be on TW, and you are critizing your own work?!?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 2, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  🔥ʗɧɑıɲeɗӈuɲʈer🔥 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

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  Dammit one side got screwed up

  Seriously? We may have the most epic sword ever to be on TW, and you are critizing your own work?!?

  +1
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 2, 2012

  Love the sword... Though you were using a chain though... ;)
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 2, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  Love the sword... Though you were using a chain though... ;)
  

  Yeah I'm getting a chain as Aston as I beat Dr. Suess to 3k. I just made that for fun though.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Feb 2, 2012

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  serrated edge sword.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Feb 2, 2012

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• Golden Dino Feb 2, 2012

  Lemonade Man wrote:

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  Does somebody want my bow and arrow?
  

  If you dont shoot it at my knee
• iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Feb 2, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:

  8=======D
  Cock n Ballz
  

  You're the third one. Come up with something original, and try to make it at least mildly interesting while you're at it

  0=====D
  cock and uniball!!! Is that better little boy?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 2, 2012

  🔥ʗɧɑıɲeɗӈuɲʈer🔥 wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Bruenor wrote:

  If one more person chooses their dick, I'm gonna chop it off. That's 3 already.. Don't need anymore
  

  Haha I think I beat you to it. You're right though.
  The most intriguing thing is, IAmCanadian would surely be classed as a Vet (judged by stats alone) ... You'd think a Vet would have more self honour.

  He obviously didn't see the other ones. And vets aren't some holy beings that need to be "honorable". They talk shit like noobs sometimes do and they're not perfect.

  My comment really was tongue-in cheek: I was implying RL vets.
• Matt Adore Feb 2, 2012

  .

  a very small cannon ball
• the Anarchist Feb 2, 2012

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• Ghetto Monstazz Feb 2, 2012

  the Anarchist wrote:

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  Badass!
• Johnny Cage Feb 2, 2012

  ER for you and your axe thread!!
• 🔥INFERNØ🔥 Feb 2, 2012

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  A stick with a handle... I think... Won't be able to do much.
  

  Check yourplague's thread on this for my better ones.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 2, 2012

  Bwahahaha ... If you can't make a weapon Johnny, you can just ask.. I'm sure we can find something suitable for you... :)
  
  As for the rest of you, I'm quite impressed. I did not expect so many good people :)
  And by good, I mean thaw that actualy understood what I was asking, and weren't just being trolls :) kudos to you all,
  I will contact each of you tomorrow, with approxamite details and such ;)
• Ꮦ𝔥𝔢✵Ꮥ𝔥𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢 Feb 2, 2012

  Dr. Seuss wrote:

  Yourplague wrote:

  Can i join if so trex is my weapon

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  This is my favorite.

  Godzilla first thing that came to mind when I saw this
• 🔍ᎡᎧᏰᎾᎦᏝᎯᎽᏋᎡ🔫 Feb 2, 2012

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• 🔍ᎡᎧᏰᎾᎦᏝᎯᎽᏋᎡ🔫 Feb 2, 2012

  Boo yah! 👆I did that
• Sgt Mayday Feb 2, 2012

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  Fixed it! Gave it a pommelstone.
  I'll keep this one.
• 🔍ᎡᎧᏰᎾᎦᏝᎯᎽᏋᎡ🔫 Feb 2, 2012

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• apeface Feb 2, 2012

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  My spiked club.🔨🔨🔨
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Feb 2, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote: My weapon of choice:
  The wit of ages😜
  Plus maybe another smaller axe...
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  The best I could do.

  Oops that look more like a sword... Oh well I'll take it.
  PS: it really used to look like an axe.

  Fixed it! Gave it a pommelstone.
  I'll keep this one.

  Fix'd. Made the handle a little smaller.

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