Let's start a story about bob the binman
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A nuclear bomb!
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And craped on it
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Then it exploded. An he mutated into a...
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Chuck Norris!
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He then went to try out for a cinderella movie but found that he was
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Beat at the auditions by a reincarnated bob
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So he had a war againts the new bob using
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His new chuck Norris moves and his trusty AK-47 assult rifle.
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He blew a giant hole in the other bobs head and it died. Then a new threat appeared:
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Called : let's start a story about ; Terry Tough Cunt...
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He then went to work in a day nursery but...
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He walked out 2 get a boob job
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But he got it on his but checks instead
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He went 2 the loo and found it was...
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A black hole leading to a world of zombie Michael jacksons so he
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Picked up a bin and put it on his head 🚽
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He used an inflatable sheep to kill the zombies and went back to heaven were he aplied for a job which was ....
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a coliflower expert
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To take out chuck Norris who had become far to cool and invincible.
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He quit his post as coliflower expert and join the national party of chuck noris conservation
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He did this because
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Hehad a magnum icecream, which he cud stik up his left nostrall 👃👨
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So, I haven't looked at this at least a week. What's my rape count up to?
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He then shot la nayy xxx for making bad posts and there was no funeral coz no one likes her. After that he
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Felt bad and brought her bak 2 life :D haha way!!!!!!!!!
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BellaItaliana wrote:
about 309 Bella uve been locked up 4 times and once by. The FBISo, I haven't looked at this at least a week. What's my rape count up to?
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He burns la nayy xxx and then spread her ashes in sea were reincarnation was not possible even by god after this he reported Bella to the WDCS for dolphin rap. Lol after this he got ..
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All his other bob friends 2 laugh at la jacko 4 talkin bout god so much!!! 🙏
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He shot nays ashes and then ..
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Mocked her for thinking la jacko was a god lover just coz he mentioned him once he then went to the....
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