Let's start a story about bob the binman
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And drank his blood cause he's a vampire
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And nuked earth heaven and hell and nothing remains and boom the whole universe implodes and turns into a dog
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But bob hops in a time machine and goes back to time of dinosaurs where he gets stuck cause his machine is destroyed then
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Is raped by bella's great-great-great-great (ten min. of txting later) grandmother.
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And He turned into a cat-dog and got raped by a cat-dog Bella
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And then got chased by catdog bella all the way to Russia where he buys a nuke and kills catdog bella the mass-rapist and lives happily ever after with catdog megan fox
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And stabbs Megan fox
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But she turns into a monster and bites his ear off like Tyson
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Darth bane wrote:
transformers revenge of the fallen came back and wan to kill bob and this time Sam and the autobots is sideing the fallen cuz bob stab Megan fox Sam wan revenge they all say death to bob! Untill........But she turns into a monster and bites his ear off like Tyson
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The tmnt and He-man come out of nowhere and assassinate them all exept for Bob.
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So bob ran to Iraq because he was hungry for turkey...
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But it turns out the turkey was poisoned.
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Luckly, Jesus was next door and cured him
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After he was cured, he traveled to the Himalayas to capture the Yeti.
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He captures the yeti and it turns out to be the cookie-monster.
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Then bob drags the cookie monster down the mountin
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And dresses him like himself to be home free from rape.
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Bob then went back home. But in his home was...
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A talking octopus
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It said that it had shank in it's pocket
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Bob tried to reason with him
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BigBK wrote:
but the octopus kill it self before bob can save itBob tried to reason with him
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Bob was hungry though so he decided to eat the octopuses....
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Eyebrowls.
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He goes out and finds a t-rex, trains it, and calls it Kibble.
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Anjo wrote:
than the t-Rex kill It self due to bob saying no eatin meat!when the t-Rex is dead bob burn it before the FBI find it body luckly bob burned it in time when the FBI came they.......He goes out and finds a t-rex, trains it, and calls it Kibble.
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One of them turned out to be bellas dad so he started to rape him all night long.....
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After bellas dad was finished, Bob got eaten by a polar whale.
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ate wrote:
bumpAfter bellas dad was finished, Bob got eaten by a polar whale.
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ate wrote:
the whale ate radioactive toxins, and when bob fell into its stomach he got...After bellas dad was finished, Bob got eaten by a polar whale.
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