Let's start a story about bob the binman
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killer 66 wrote:
Then the police came
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Then bob was caught drinking beer and eating nuts and random parts of my,la jacko's and police's bodies.
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Meanwhile chuck Norris was...📲
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Eating pig pancreas.
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So nailz said shudupayourface. And then belial stood up an said...
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Who ate all the pecan sandies?
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Bump
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Bump again
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Yet another bump
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Bob relised he was in mcdonalds so he..
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Robbed the place but...
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Bella came. However bob took out penis insurance so he couldn't be raped or bella would have to pay
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Bella paid but then..
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Rick Ashley walked in
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And then he got chopped into a trillion pieces and served to a fat kid in mac donalds. The end
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Or so we thought...until one day, many years later,
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Bob had butt secks with a squirell and got squaids
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The squirell sued for $12 dollars and the case went to Judge Judy.
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Judge Judy was able to settle the case within 30 minutes plus commercials
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Bob then..
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Bought an iPhone and began playing a game called TurfWars. His name on TW was...
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Bob, but it was already taken so he...
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Had to call himself chuck Norris but Bella raped him then changed his name to I just got raped by bl
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Bella
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He lter found out that Bella was his mom...(raped by his mom)...
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So he jumped off a skyscraper but was caught at the last moment by chuck norris.
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But chuck Norris accidently dropped him in a volcano so he
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Got burned to death by molten lava.
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Then he became a EVIL lava monster the size of the Burj Dubai!!!,
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The he stepped on the world and broke striaght through...
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