How do u get a girls number?
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Say... "how yo girl! What yo front name is? Can i get that ass... I mean digits?"
Or kindly say, "I think your pretty. Can i get your number?"
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Not exactly sure what jawflaps are but ok hahaI told my boss I was the best at dancing dirty down south with my jawflap for two weeks. That one night stand lasted over two years. But I had the goods to back it up.
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KĮŁŁÊR G💀🌹 wrote:
That sums it up nicelyFfsake you open your mouth and ask
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Matt Adore wrote:
Phktrfhydfhgt hahahahahaha that's funnypull her pony-tail, make a fart noise then run away giggling and squeaking.
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^^^ really?
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Just add her on MySpace and ask her!
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As iamcanadian said, when in doubt, whip it out! This works in almost every situation imaginable.
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Joshua James wrote:
This made me lol so hard.First tell her stories about stalking other women, and tell her you think privacy laws are bullshit. Then ask for the number. She won't be able to resist
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If you have to ask for a girl's number, you don't deserve to be given the right one. If she's interested then she'll offer it up, willingly.
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Just slip her a mickey.
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Showing age here but I once pulled out the telephone book and called all the numbers in the area with the same surname. Didn't work she had a boyfriend. (well she said she did anyway)
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Go up to her with a gun and ask her for her number, Works EVERY time😋
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Methinks if you must ask this on a game, you must first locate a male role model with whom you should build confidence in yourself. No homo.
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Helicopter dick
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Then ask for her #
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You go through her trash and dig out her cell phone bill.
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Dr. Seuss wrote:
Yes say may I. Its a biggie. You also can get it through face book if you don't get to see her much. If it's posted in her information don't just take it and txt her, that would be creepy.Actually ask her for it.The best way is to walk up to them. Look them in the 👀 not ( . Y . ) and say this: "may I have your number?" She might make some whitty remark If you say 'can i'
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budd69 wrote:
Helicopter dick
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carl johnson wrote:
I doubt it would work often, but it sure as hell worked for him - it's actually a true story. 👍❕♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I dont think thats how it works... But i guess im wrongA mate of mine asked a random girl for a smoke, and then a light. She complied and he told her,
"I don't know you, but I love you!"They're getting married this year.
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YOU wrote:
Oh yeah and if she tells you, it's in my info, why didn't you just take it, tell her "oh ok I didn't know, thanksDr. Seuss wrote:
Yes say may I. Its a biggie. You also can get it through face book if you don't get to see her much. If it's posted in her information don't just take it and txt her, that would be creepy.Actually ask her for it.The best way is to walk up to them. Look them in the 👀 not ( . Y . ) and say this: "may I have your number?" She might make some whitty remark If you say 'can i'
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Forget the number get the address..then go over when the grown ups are sleep
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Just follow her home and wait for her to fall asleep. Watch her sleep for about two or three hours just to make sure she doesn't fart in her sleep (just to be safe). Then the next time you see her, just be polite and ask her like a gentleman. That's what I do.
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Watch twilight movies and take lots of notes!
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budd69 wrote:
BahamashahaahaHelicopter dick
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Why ask for a number when you've got chloroform?
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Now and days you don't ask for there numbers, you ask them to accept your friend request... 😜
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mayor of awsome wrote:
I was reading through these as I was waking up this morning (up late making super bowl party food) and about split a gut laughing! The Ms didn't think it was as funny.Just follow her home and wait for her to fall asleep. Watch her sleep for about two or three hours just to make sure she doesn't fart in her sleep (just to be safe). Then the next time you see her, just be polite and ask her like a gentleman. That's what I do.
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budd69 wrote:
Hahahaha this'd work everytimeHelicopter dick
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Get her pregnant, she'll call you all the time then!
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
"Once you get that shit pregnant, you're in the clear."Get her pregnant, she'll call you all the time then!
-Brandon Farmahini
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