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Hey let's keep this real, I'm the host of this thing, calm down a bit.
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Bruenor, I'm pretty sure you'll win. Just sayin'. 'nyways...
Sure PuppetMaster can throw some lines, but he swore and insulted multiple times, he ain't here makin' an amigo, we'll kick him outta town, so here we go -
PM, the PuppetMaster,
Thought he could rap,
But we are faster,
Personal friends
of the master.
Bruenor's got his axe,
I've got my glock,
Stop him in his tracks,
With a bullet in his block,
It's all he deserves,
After throwing fast curves,
But his curves were all off,
And we're all here to scoff
You know what PM abbreviates?,
Like bloody flood gates,
Why is he called PM? Hell -
Stands for PMSL. -
Wow looks like I'm late for the party, also when I think about it I think I'm tardy, sadly however I have school, so I can't play with you fools, but I wish the best of luck to everyone, even though once again I have won.
Off to class. 👍
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
😹😹you've won?! You haven't begun! 😜😹😹Wow looks like I'm late for the party, also when I think about it I think I'm tardy, sadly however I have school, so I can't play with you fools, but I wish the best of luck to everyone, even though once again I have won.
Off to class. 👍
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Voting ends tommorow at 7 PM
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$Ħ₳ℝҜ❕ wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout,
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!
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108 Million wrote:
Lol$Ħ₳ℝҜ❕ wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout,
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!
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Hurry and rhyme you scrubs..
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$Ħ₳ℝҜ❕ won this. Always go with the classics!
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(Wasn't meaning to cause problems, just playing off what other people had said. Don't have any problem with anyone involved. Just thought I'd clear that up.)
There once was a guy called Degradable,
Who's crew wasn't always... Able.
He did this and that,
and finingured his cat,
Yet his mob was always unavailable.Limerick for Degradable Z. ;)
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MickTheMole wrote:
My vote goes to $Ħ₳ℝҜ❕too 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹$Ħ₳ℝҜ❕ won this. Always go with the classics!
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And bang ‘em in the head and diminish ‘em, and then I’ll
Hit ‘em again at a minimum, repeat comin’ to kill ‘em
Then he be gotta be drillin’ ‘em, thinkin’ “They gotta be feelin’ ‘im!” -
Syte wrote:
Cute(Wasn't meaning to cause problems, just playing off what other people had said. Don't have any problem with anyone involved. Just thought I'd clear that up.)
There once was a guy called Degradable,
Who's crew wasn't always... Able.
He did this and that,
and finingured his cat,
Yet his mob was always unavailable.Limerick for Degradable Z. ;)
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Degradable Z wrote:
Thanks. Obviously that was meant to say fingered, but I've had a bit to drink. Please forgive me. :DSyte wrote:
Cute(Wasn't meaning to cause problems, just playing off what other people had said. Don't have any problem with anyone involved. Just thought I'd clear that up.)
There once was a guy called Degradable,
Who's crew wasn't always... Able.
He did this and that,
and finingured his cat,
Yet his mob was always unavailable.Limerick for Degradable Z. ;)
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I admit, I concede
Not afraid of defeat
It's lookin alot like
I shoulda stayed in my seat
But if I didn't get slayed
This thread wouldn't be complete.I know your a yank Bruenor
And I'd still thank ya with a schooner or two,
But doesn't gettin' voilated get you into this crew? -
Syte wrote:
Don't even have a cat?Degradable Z wrote:
Thanks. Obviously that was meant to say fingered, but I've had a bit to drink. Please forgive me. :DSyte wrote:
Cute(Wasn't meaning to cause problems, just playing off what other people had said. Don't have any problem with anyone involved. Just thought I'd clear that up.)
There once was a guy called Degradable,
Who's crew wasn't always... Able.
He did this and that,
and finingured his cat,
Yet his mob was always unavailable.Limerick for Degradable Z. ;)
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I mean, I never heard of a crew, where you gotta win to get in, usually it's like about 17 dudes all stompin' on ya chin-- and you're expected to get up, wearin' a nice big grin.
Can you feel what I'm sayin'? Can you smell me? The choice is yours-- accept or EXPEL me.
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Can't you tell, I'm confused by everything you just said?
Who's stomped? Who's crew? And on who's head?
Seems we both have lost this one, my puppet friend,
The shark beat us both, we're finished, it's the end
But No, I won't accept being beaten by a shark,
You people, on the principle, are voting for a lark,
The classic that he posted, was short and obviously sweet,
But why that rhyme is the one we gotta beat?😱
Granted I'm getting sleepy, as this will be my last goodbye,
I'm heading of to bed now as I sing this lullaby...
Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree top,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all -
Bruenor wrote:
All I can say is hurrah!Can't you tell, I'm confused by everything you just said?
Who's stomped? Who's crew? And on who's head?
Seems we both have lost this one, my puppet friend,
The shark beat us both, we're finished, it's the end
But No, I won't accept being beaten by a shark,
You people, on the principle, are voting for a lark,
The classic that he posted, was short and obviously sweet,
But why that rhyme is the one we gotta beat?😱
Granted I'm getting sleepy, as this will be my last goodbye,
I'm heading of to bed now as I sing this lullaby...
Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree top,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all -
Who are you? Who am I?
I guess you don't care.
All I can do is say hi!
Been around before,
and I'll be around again
Just like your friendly neighbourhood whore.Fuck this, and what you chat
All I have to say is that this whole thing is fiction,
but it's all so real and I get so angry.
Surely that makes this a contradiction?What am I to do when you open your trap?
Talking this and that and this again,
and all I hear is "yap yap yap"!
So your mob is bigger than mine?
well you know what? Want to know the truth?
My balls are bigger than all of your if you combine.This may be my last entry,
Especially as it's five eighteen.
Way past my bed time and getting closer to five thirthy.Good night to you all.
I wish you all the best.
I also hope that the capping demon doesn't call,
But if he does,
Tell him to jog on, for Syte won't be onto break your fall.This has no fixed stanza, but like UI said, it's the early hours of the morning and I've drank WAY too much. The fact that I can type is a miracle.
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My head you fool,
You and Turfa just stomped it,
If words are like weapons,
I admit you both romped it,
What I'm sayin' to you,
Is do I make the cut?
Or do you really feel like sayin'
"PuppetMaster, get f#%*ed!" -
🎶Are you happy? Are you satisfied? How
long can you stand the heat?.....
Outta the darkness the bullets Rip... To the sound of the beat...
Bum bum bum
Another one bites the dust🎶 -
And Degradable Z, hope there's no hard feelins,
Your the host with most,
I found this thread appealin'. -
PuppetMaster wrote:
👍And Degradable Z, hope there's no hard feelins,
Your the host with most,
I found this thread appealin'. -
Sod this going to sleep idea. It's 6 am, so I might as well stay up and listen to more disgustingly brutal dubstep and TRY and make some rhymes.
Fell in love with an american girl.
So much in love that it'd make you hurl.
Planning on moving out there, away from the UK,
But that's all a story for another day.
All you need to know is that I'll need a new phone.
After all, I'll need something to prove you'r all pwn. ;) -
And the winner is Shark booyah
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Who is this Shark you speak of?
Must have saud something while I was having a cough.
Not going to waste my time
Listening to some guy recite an nursery rhyme. -
VOTING ENDS TONIGHT 9 PM CENTRAL TIME
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VOTING AS OF 2/2/12 10:19 AM
Degradable Z: 2
Bruenor: 2
PuppetMaster: 2
SHARK: 3
Syte:
Wulfgar:
Ghetto monsta:
Turfa: -
Bwa-ha-ha-ha
The kings awake and humming
Gotta dude in the backround drummin,
Hum diddly de, who the winner will be,
Don't care if it's me, got the crown already, 👑 see.
Just gonna say, this thing was all fun,
Though we seem to get off track, quite often, now I'm done.
To the puppet master, I'll gladly tip my hat,
The sharks lucky he's in water or you know he'd taste my axe,
Thank Degradable Z, for the space to drop the rhyme,
cause i was going crazy, this is where I spent my time
👑King is in the building 😉
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